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Narrated by:
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Nick Cracknell
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By:
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Amanda Milo
About this listen
My name is Jonohkada.
I have been to many places on many planets. I have arrived on Earth, not for the first time, in search of my mate.
This time I find her.
Unfortunately, her roommate shrewdly suspects my otherness and orders me to reveal that I am an alien. As my mate is about to learn, I have to obey the order.
I have to obey every order any female gives me. It has caused—and will cause even more—trouble for me. This is why I've begun employing a terrible defensive tactic to protect myself.
But this too causes trouble
Jonohkada is an 85K novel with a Happily Ever After.
©2024 Amanda Milo (P)2024 Amanda MiloListeners also enjoyed...
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Annie has always had high hopes for her future. But the reality of her life just isn’t measuring up. She loves her fiancé, Greg–doesn’t she? She’s going to get her degree and open her own business–won’t she? Then, a strange old woman shows up outside her house, and she seems to know a lot about Annie. An awful lot. Annie could tell the old woman to get lost. Yet there’s something about her Annie just can’t shake. And what she learns could change her life forever–but is it the life she envisioned?
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5 out of 5 stars
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The ever present battle between past and future.
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When the Moon Hits Your Eye
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 232
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For some it’s an opportunity. For others it’s a moment to question their faith: In God, in science, in everything. Still others try to keep the world running in the face of absurdity and uncertainty. And then there are the billions looking to the sky and wondering how a thing that was always just there is now... something absolutely impossible.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Wil Wheaton is torture
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
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- Emily
- 08-12-24
Great addition to the “Stolen by and Alien” universe
So so happy to see new work by Amanda Milo. This series is such a comfort read for me. The characters are charming and witty and deal with life’s twists and turns in such a well written and understanding way. Jonohkada finally finds his heart’s mate in this book and I couldn’t be happier with the addition of his story to the series.
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- L. Jones
- 11-27-24
Best Series EVER!!!
Another amazing addition to a wonderful series! Funny, sweet and sooo romantic! I’ve been waiting forever to read Jonoh’s book! It lived up to all my expectations. If you haven’t read any of the Hobs and Reihki books yet start with the first and ENJOY!! You won’t regret it!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- Kindle Customer
- 06-12-24
love this!!!!!
love the continuation of this series. the Narrator really enhancers the story, easy to visualize the characters and does a wonderful job with both male and female voices.
I am so grateful that Jonohkoda has been made into a audible book. I hope for further continuation of the series.
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- BRC
- 06-19-24
Loved it!
You cannot go wrong with this author, and this narrator!! Absolutely have loved every book! I would love to hear the other stories and cannot wait for more books on audio
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Andrea
- 06-11-24
Honestly - disappointed
I was SO excited for this one, I LOVE Amanda's books and Nick kills it as narrator as always but I was a bit bored. Normally I love her books to the point where I listen to them multiple times but there were parts in this one where I honestly sped it up trying to get past it. It was cute, and I love Jonah but....I could skip this one and be just fine.
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- Jack
- 01-08-25
So boring
This is my least favorite book of the series (and I highly recommend reading the other books first). Basically nothing happens; more of a cozy romance. There are cute moments with the animals but not that felt more like a ploy to appeal to animal-loving readers.
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