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Sweet as Sugar Maple, Book 3
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Kate Watson
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Sunshine always melts ice eventually. And I'm starting to feel the burn.
People may call me an "overachieving ice queen," but I would do anything for the people I love. So when my friends ask me to host an event at their famous farm, I'm more than happy to help… until I discover I've been set up.
The event is actually a reunion for my ex's family.
I pushed away Sonny Luciano years ago when my parents gave me the cruelest possible ultimatum. I told him it was so he could pursue his NFL dreams, but I was terrified that he'd eventually learn what my parents learned: I'm unlovable.
But Sonny doesn't act like I'm unlovable. He acts thrilled to be with me. And the way he lights up when he sees me with his loud, loving family eclipses the sun.
Sonny has grown in all the right ways, and our connection is electric enough to make me forget why I pushed him away in the first place.
When we get stuck alone in a tent during a freak storm, I have to decide if I'm going to let him melt my heart or if I'll freeze him out forever.
It's Always Sonny is a laugh-out-loud, dual POV, closed-door romantic comedy full of delicious chemistry, banter, healing, and heart, but with no explicit scenes or cursing. Books in the Sweet as Sugar Maple series can be enjoyed in any order.
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- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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