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Hannah Gallant
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Sherry Morris
About this listen
Sandra hates discovering dead bodies!
Mystery writers and church ladies derail on a cross-country train, chuffing with intrigue, shenanigans, and romance. Too bad Sandra can’t concentrate on honing her writing. Or purifying her heathen soul. Because, she keeps discovering dead bodies.
Sandra has an aversion to a particular detective Lt. Hottie. She can’t let things get stirred up with him again. Because of what she did during the hurricane.
You’ll love this comedic mystery romance. The fast-paced action will keep you guessing. And laughing out loud. All aboard!
©2012 Sherry Morris (P)2023 Sherry MorrisListeners also enjoyed...
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- Sandra Cox
- 06-13-20
5 Stars
Kudos to both the narrator and the author. The story captures the comedic, romantic-suspense style of the author and is well told by the narrator. Sandra Faire is one of my favorite characters. Recommended to all that enjoy a sprinkle of comedy with their romantic suspense.
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- Diane Scott Lewis
- 05-17-20
A Wild Tran Ride
Ms. Morris' story of a writers group on a train takes you speeding down the tracks into hilarity, murder, quirky characters, and a lost love. Sandra's dry wit will keep you laughing and each new character is a revelation of whimsy. Hannah Gallant does a great job voicing each member of this train ride of suspects, lovers, and possible spies. Who is committing these crimes? Is the President involved? Will Sandra find her soul mate or end up suffocated by a soon to be ex-husband, plus her overbearing mother, and never get to pen her hoped-for best seller?
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-22-20
Entertaining and Clever
If you are looking for a fun and entertaining break from reality then I recommend this story!
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- happy camper
- 05-25-20
Whew....finished
What can I say?? 1950 Harlequin? Great book for background noise while I did projects.
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