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„Ich bin der eselhafteste Mensch, den ich je gekannt habe“ - Neue Geheimnisse meiner Autobiographie
- Narrated by: Axel Hacke
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
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„Ich bin der eselhafteste Mensch, den ich je gekannt habe“ - Neue Geheimnisse meiner Autobiographie
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Publisher's summary
Twain in Höchstform: Amerikas größter Humorist offenbart Geheimnisse und Abenteuer seiner Autobiographie - noch vertraulicher und persönlicher, mit einer Fülle bislang unveröffentlichter Texte.
Nach dem furiosen Auftakt geht es endlich weiter - humorvoll, verspielt und bissig, wie wir Twain lieben, zugleich aber unverstellt, empfindsam und privat wie selten zuvor. Als wütender Zeitkritiker und melancholischer Einsiedler, liebender Familienmensch und bedingungsloser Tierfreund, geselliger Entertainer und sportliche Niete spricht er über alles, was ihn und uns bewegt: geschätzte Schriftstellerkollegen und Champagnertränen lachende Politiker, die Wesensart von Gott, geschmacklose Männerkleidung, sein Faible für College-Mädchen. Über Einsamkeit und die ganz große Liebe, seine drei Babykatzen und deren Ähnlichkeiten mit den Menschen. Laute Lacher und tiefgründige Gedankengänge sind garantiert.
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