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Narrated by:
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Alexis Agostini
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By:
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Jim Akers
About this listen
The story begins in the wonderful '80s, a time filled with great music, alcohol, cruising, and sex. She was 15 years younger than he was. Although he had a problem with the age difference, she never did.
Married three times, twice to the same woman and barely escaped a third round with her. This is a story about the multiple marriages.
She also married two other men between these marriages and had an affair with Jim during both.
Call it magnetism, a strange attraction, or plain old stupidity; you be the judge.
This story takes place over a 30-year time period. Their mutual magnetism even draws them together over great distances. She was selfish, immature, conniving, lying, and deceitful.
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- A.M.A
- 07-16-22
good book
love it , great narrator , this is a nice book , great writer
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