I Found Christmas Lights Slithering Up My Street
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Ben Farthing
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Something festive is growing in the sewer...
After last year’s tragedy, Douglas’ parents are ignoring Christmas.
But when Douglas finds an eerie strand of lights slithering through the sewer, he unwittingly unleashes merry terror upon his neighborhood’s tacky lights contest. String lights spread like invasive kudzu, turning festive decorations into surreal, predatory nightmares.
Determined not to lose both Christmas and his family forever, Douglas gathers his courage to confront the source of the holiday horror: deep in the concrete pipes beneath the street.
I Found Christmas Lights Slithering Up My Street is a horror tale from the “darkly inventive” purveyor of uncanny places and wondrous evils, Ben Farthing.
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
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Guy Montag is a fireman. In his world, where television rules and literature is on the brink of extinction, firemen start fires rather than put them out. His job is to destroy the most illegal of commodities, the printed book, along with the houses in which they are hidden. Montag never questions the destruction and ruin his actions produce, returning each day to his bland life and wife, Mildred, who spends all day with her television "family."
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Wish I Hadn't Cliff Noted This in High School
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The Mysterious Affair at Styles
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England, 1914. The world is at war. Captain Hastings, injured and shaken, is invited to Styles Court to recover. It’s a grand old country house - the family home of his old friend - and a perfect haven. Or so it seems. But in the blistering summer heat, trouble is afoot. Simmering tensions are tearing the family apart, and it all comes to a head in the most horrifying way.
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It’s a perfect audible movie!
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The Ex
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Cassie thinks she has met the perfect man. Joel is sweet, handsome, romantic, and best of all, he’s crazy about Cassie. She thinks she’s found the guy she’ll spend the rest of her life with. Have children with. Grow old with. Yes, she knows about his perfect ex-girlfriend, Francesca. The beautiful, brilliant chef, beloved by all his friends. But she thinks Francesca is out of the picture. She thinks Francesca is gone for good. Think again, Cassie.
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Ever since he made his first appearance in A Study In Scarlet, Sherlock Holmes has enthralled and delighted millions of fans throughout the world. Now Audible is proud to present Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, read by Stephen Fry. A lifelong fan of Doyle's detective fiction, Fry has narrated the definitive collection of Sherlock Holmes - four novels and four collections of short stories. And, exclusively for Audible, Stephen has written and narrated eight insightful introductions, one for each title.
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Chapter Guide!
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- Caitlin Walsh
- 12-12-24
Ben Farthing, I hope you read this
So proud to be a strange reader. I discovered Ben’s work in the books of horror group on Facebook, and I have now read four of his works. I love his stuff. So much fun. The story was exactly the creepy little twist I wanted for my holidays. Cosmic horror is something I’m usually not comfortable with, but this was fantastic, and the way it was written from a child’s point of view made it so sweet. I fu***ng love Christmas!!!! Douglus, are adorable little protagonist just wants to bring back love to his household, and remember what it’s like to not feel empty. The year before his sister passed away, freezing to death after trying to see the Christmas lights. Douglus sweetly wants to decorate to remind his parents about how much they should love Christmas, the emptiness inside of him unwittingly seems to unleash a holiday based evil. he and his friends must stop it. The story is fast paced and very engaging. Thank you so much Ben.
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- Jennifer Brouillard
- 10-02-24
Awesome!!!
I absolutely LOVE the “I Found” series! They are all so creepy and told well. I’m looking forward to seeing what that brain of Ben Farthing comes up with next
Bravo!!
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- Joe
- 12-25-24
Scary Good
This book series leaves you scared but in the good way if your reading this then you have the same feeling about this book series
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- Richard
- 12-30-23
Pretty good Christmas cosmic horror story
I found this story very enjoyable. I loved that it started a little sad with the tragedy that happened the year before and how you get to see how the family is struggling. Then while trying to show how much he loves Christmas he discovers an otherworldly danger to his family and friends. While trying to save everyone Douglas realizes hes not empty inside. Great little cosmic horror story with a holiday twist
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- Kim
- 11-20-24
Good times
This is the 3rd book I've read from this author. I love how he is able to make mundane things into monstrous entities. This is a good read. The story works and the narrator does a wonderful job.
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- Christie410
- 08-31-24
So fun!
This is the third book of Ben Farthing’s I have read. I loved them all! Twisted but fun and nice, quick reads. Five stars!!
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- Kathleen E. Sable
- 12-12-24
Christmas Hero
The main character was engaging and made you want him to bring joy back to his life with his family.
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