How to Piss Off Men
109 Things to Say to Shatter the Male Ego
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Your ultimate handbook for verbally destroying any man's ego
Have you ever been badgered by an annoying pick-up artist at the bar? Ever felt a burning desire to emotionally torture a friend’s boyfriend in an act of revenge? Have you ever endured just talking to a man before?
If so, then this book is for you.
With more than 100 phrases, questions, and comebacks, How to Piss Off Men is your essential guide to sending even the most relentless mansplainer into an existential crisis. Whether it’s referring to his expensive NFL jersey as “cosplay” or letting him know he has the confidence of a much taller man, this handbook will ensure you’re equipped to combat toxic masculinity in any situation.*
* The advice in this book has been thoroughly tested for effectiveness. Even on the author, bless his heart.
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- How to Authentically Build Trust, Drive Change, and Make an Impact
- By: Lida Citroën
- Narrated by: Raquel Beattie
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Personal branding and reputation management expert, Lida Citroën guides leaders through this new paradigm of executive presence and influence. Through inspiring examples, compelling stories, and practical exercises, Citron helps leaders tap into their passion, connect authentically with others, and create space for inclusivity and community.
By: Lida Citroën
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The Customer Is Always Wrong
- An Unhinged Guide to Everything That Sucks About Work (from an Angry Retail Guy) - The Perfect Funny Christmas Gift for Retail, Service, or Office Workers
- By: Scott Seiss
- Narrated by: Scott Seiss
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 86
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 81
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Story5 out of 5 stars 81
If you've ever worked in customer service (or any job, really), you know that everyone else—the customer, the boss, the company—is always right, and never the employee. Well, lucky for you, the "Angry Retail Guy" is more furious—and funnier—than ever in this hilariously unhinged guide to all the things we wish we could say out loud at work . . . without getting fired. In The Customer Is Always Wrong, you'll laugh (and maybe cry) at this rant-filled, illustrated attack on all the frustrating things that suck about work.
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5 out of 5 stars
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For anybody who had to stand by as your manager lets a smug customer return a rusty grill
- By Chris Lane on 02-04-25
By: Scott Seiss
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No Fears, No Excuses
- What You Need to Do to Have a Great Career
- By: Larry Smith
- Narrated by: Tom Taylorson
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Over the past three decades, Professor Larry Smith has become something of a “career whisperer” for his students at the University of Waterloo. His stunning TEDx talk on finding your calling has been viewed by more than six million people and counting. This book captures the best of his advice in a one-stop roadmap for your future. Showcasing his particular mix of tough love and bracing clarity, Smith itemizes all the excuses and worries that are holding you back—and deconstructs them brilliantly.
By: Larry Smith
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Loud
- Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve
- By: Drew Afualo
- Narrated by: Drew Afualo
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,079
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,041
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,041
Drew Afualo is best known as the internet’s “Crusader for Women” and is at the head of a new generation of entertainment’s rising stars. Loud is part manual, part manifesto, and part memoir. It makes it clear that behind her fearsome laugh is a mission and a life philosophy, a strategy for self-confidence from the inside out, and a pathway to once and for all remove men from the center of how women and femmes think about themselves.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Eye opening, funny , and sad look into the life of women/fems and what they go through on a daily basis
- By casey bolding on 08-15-24
By: Drew Afualo
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The Leader Habit
- Master the Skills You Need to Lead - in Just Minutes a Day
- By: Martin Lanik
- Narrated by: Timothy Andrés Pabon
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 22
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4 out of 5 stars 19
In leadership as in life, only practice makes perfect. Habits are powerful. They can lock us into negative behaviors (like snacking and smoking) or train us to act automatically in ways that benefit us (such as putting on a seat belt). Routines quietly undergird large portions of what we do and how we function. Habit formation can speed success in the workplace as well - even in complex areas like leadership. The Leader Habit spotlights 22 essential leadership abilities, breaking them down into a series of small, learnable behaviors.
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4 out of 5 stars
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well organized
- By Eniw Trop on 08-21-18
By: Martin Lanik
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The Power of Ignorance
- How Creative Solutions Emerge When We Admit What We Don’t Know
- By: Dave Trott
- Narrated by: Paul Winter
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9
In this latest collection of real-life stories, Dave Trott provides lessons about problem solving and creative thinking that can be applied in advertising, business, and the wider world. With his trademark wit, wisdom, and critical eye, he shows how great problem solvers and creative thinkers are those who are not afraid to say “I don’t know."
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Audio Book
- By Anonymous User on 01-02-23
By: Dave Trott
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The New Rules of Influence
- How to Authentically Build Trust, Drive Change, and Make an Impact
- By: Lida Citroën
- Narrated by: Raquel Beattie
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Personal branding and reputation management expert, Lida Citroën guides leaders through this new paradigm of executive presence and influence. Through inspiring examples, compelling stories, and practical exercises, Citron helps leaders tap into their passion, connect authentically with others, and create space for inclusivity and community.
By: Lida Citroën
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The Customer Is Always Wrong
- An Unhinged Guide to Everything That Sucks About Work (from an Angry Retail Guy) - The Perfect Funny Christmas Gift for Retail, Service, or Office Workers
- By: Scott Seiss
- Narrated by: Scott Seiss
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 86
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 81
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Story5 out of 5 stars 81
If you've ever worked in customer service (or any job, really), you know that everyone else—the customer, the boss, the company—is always right, and never the employee. Well, lucky for you, the "Angry Retail Guy" is more furious—and funnier—than ever in this hilariously unhinged guide to all the things we wish we could say out loud at work . . . without getting fired. In The Customer Is Always Wrong, you'll laugh (and maybe cry) at this rant-filled, illustrated attack on all the frustrating things that suck about work.
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5 out of 5 stars
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For anybody who had to stand by as your manager lets a smug customer return a rusty grill
- By Chris Lane on 02-04-25
By: Scott Seiss
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No Fears, No Excuses
- What You Need to Do to Have a Great Career
- By: Larry Smith
- Narrated by: Tom Taylorson
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Over the past three decades, Professor Larry Smith has become something of a “career whisperer” for his students at the University of Waterloo. His stunning TEDx talk on finding your calling has been viewed by more than six million people and counting. This book captures the best of his advice in a one-stop roadmap for your future. Showcasing his particular mix of tough love and bracing clarity, Smith itemizes all the excuses and worries that are holding you back—and deconstructs them brilliantly.
By: Larry Smith
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Loud
- Accept Nothing Less Than the Life You Deserve
- By: Drew Afualo
- Narrated by: Drew Afualo
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1,079
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,041
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,041
Drew Afualo is best known as the internet’s “Crusader for Women” and is at the head of a new generation of entertainment’s rising stars. Loud is part manual, part manifesto, and part memoir. It makes it clear that behind her fearsome laugh is a mission and a life philosophy, a strategy for self-confidence from the inside out, and a pathway to once and for all remove men from the center of how women and femmes think about themselves.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Eye opening, funny , and sad look into the life of women/fems and what they go through on a daily basis
- By casey bolding on 08-15-24
By: Drew Afualo
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The Leader Habit
- Master the Skills You Need to Lead - in Just Minutes a Day
- By: Martin Lanik
- Narrated by: Timothy Andrés Pabon
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 22
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4 out of 5 stars 19
In leadership as in life, only practice makes perfect. Habits are powerful. They can lock us into negative behaviors (like snacking and smoking) or train us to act automatically in ways that benefit us (such as putting on a seat belt). Routines quietly undergird large portions of what we do and how we function. Habit formation can speed success in the workplace as well - even in complex areas like leadership. The Leader Habit spotlights 22 essential leadership abilities, breaking them down into a series of small, learnable behaviors.
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4 out of 5 stars
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well organized
- By Eniw Trop on 08-21-18
By: Martin Lanik
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How to Date Men When You Hate Men
- By: Blythe Roberson
- Narrated by: Blythe Roberson
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 296
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 260
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 256
This program is read by the author. Blythe Roberson’s sharp observational humor is met by her openhearted willingness to revel in the ugliest warts and shimmering highs of choosing to live our lives amongst other humans. She collects her crushes like ill-cared-for pets, skewers her own suspect decisions, and assures listeners that any date you can mess up, she can top tenfold. And really, was that date even a date in the first place?
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1 out of 5 stars
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Millennial whining
- By Donna on 03-06-20
By: Blythe Roberson
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Unconditional Parenting
- Moving from Rewards and Punishments to Love and Reason
- By: Alfie Kohn
- Narrated by: Alfie Kohn
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 660
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 553
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 544
One basic need all children have, educator Alfie Kohn argues, is to be loved unconditionally, to know that they will be accepted even if they screw up or fall short. Yet conventional approaches to parenting such as punishments (including "time outs"), rewards (including positive reinforcement), and other forms of control teach children that they are loved only when they please us or impress us. Kohn cites a body of powerful and largely unknown research detailing the damage caused by leading children to believe they must earn our approval.
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2 out of 5 stars
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He doesn’t think much of parents
- By amberdallas33 on 03-10-18
By: Alfie Kohn
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The Science of Money
- How to Increase Your Income and Become Wealthy
- By: Brian Tracy, Dan Strutzel
- Narrated by: Brian Tracy, Dan Strutzel
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 267
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 233
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Story5 out of 5 stars 232
The subject of "money" remains one of the most fascinating, thought provoking, emotional, polarizing, and well-researched subjects in the world. Scores of books, articles, blog posts, and speeches have been written on what money is, how to earn it, how to spend it, who has it and who does not, and a myriad of other topics related to the effects that it produces. Yet, despite the constant focus and interest on the topic, there is one word that describes the average person's views around money: confusion.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Quality book
- By Amazon Customer on 06-14-17
By: Brian Tracy, and others
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The Pathless Path
- Imagining a New Story for Work and Life
- By: Paul Millerd
- Narrated by: Paul Millerd
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 168
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 142
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Story4 out of 5 stars 142
Paul thought he was on his way. From a small-town Connecticut kid to the most prestigious consulting firm in the world, he had everything he thought he wanted. Yet he decided to walk away and embark on the "real work" of his life—finding the things that matter and daring to create a life to make them happen. This Pathless Path is about finding yourself in the wrong life, and the real work of figuring out how to live.
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2 out of 5 stars
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A five hour rationalization to why this guy left his job
- By Michael on 01-20-24
By: Paul Millerd
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How I Raised Myself from Failure to Success in Selling
- By: Frank Bettger
- Narrated by: Arthur Morey
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2,100
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,820
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,816
When Frank Bettger was 29, he was a failed insurance salesman. By the time he was 40, he owned a country estate and could have retired. What are the selling secrets that turned Bettger's life around from defeat to unparalleled success and fame as one of the highest-paid salesmen in America? The answer is inside How I Raised Myself from Failure to Success in Selling. Bettger reveals his personal experiences and explains the foolproof principles that he developed and perfected.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A True Classic
- By Kindle Customer on 12-30-16
By: Frank Bettger
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Men Who Hate Women
- From Incels to Pickup Artists: The Truth About Extreme Misogyny and How It Affects Us All
- By: Laura Bates
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 12 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 212
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 193
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 192
Men Who Hate Women examines the rise of secretive extremist communities who despise women and traces the roots of misogyny across a complex spider web of groups. It includes interviews with former members of these communities, the academics studying this movement, and the men fighting back. Women's rights activist Laura Bates wrote this book as someone who has been the target of many misogynistic attacks online. As Bates went undercover into the corners of the internet, she found an unseen, organized movement of thousands of anonymous men wishing violence (and worse) upon women.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Shocking
- By Lisa Rose on 08-31-24
By: Laura Bates
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Models
- Attract Women Through Honesty
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Austin Rising
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 9,322
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,814
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7,739
Models is the first book ever written on seduction as an emotional process rather than a logical one, a process of connecting with women rather than impressing them. It's the most mature and honest guide on how a man can attract women without faking behavior, without lying and without emulating others. A game-changer.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The content is great but the reader is awful
- By Mark Speener on 06-24-14
By: Mark Manson
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Pretty Boys Are Poisonous
- Poems
- By: Megan Fox
- Narrated by: Megan Fox
- Length: 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 347
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 331
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Story5 out of 5 stars 331
“These poems were written in an attempt to excise the illness that had taken root in me because of my silence. I’ve spent my entire life keeping the secrets of men, my body aches from carrying the weight of their sins. My freedom lives in these pages, and I hope that my words can inspire others to take back their happiness and their identity by using their voice to illuminate what’s been buried, but not forgotten, in the darkness,” says Fox.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Moving
- By Kacey Lewis on 11-17-23
By: Megan Fox
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Off with Her Head
- Three Thousand Years of Demonizing Women in Power
- By: Eleanor Herman
- Narrated by: Erin Bennett
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 32
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
New York Times bestseller Eleanor Herman, author of Sex with Kings and Sex with Presidents, returns with another work of popular history, exploring the history of misogyny against women with power from Cleopatra to Kamala Harris.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Refreshing perspective
- By Kyle Stanten on 12-21-22
By: Eleanor Herman
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Yes to Life
- In Spite of Everything
- By: Viktor E. Frankl, Daniel Goleman - introduction
- Narrated by: Joelle Young, David Rintoul
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 582
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 484
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 487
Eleven months after he was liberated from the Nazi concentration camps, Viktor E. Frankl held a series of public lectures in Vienna. The psychiatrist, who would soon become world famous, explained his central thoughts on meaning, resilience, and the importance of embracing life even in the face of great adversity. Published here for the very first time in English, Frankl's words resonate as strongly today as they did in 1946. He offers an insightful exploration of the maxim "Live as if you were living for the second time".
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5 out of 5 stars
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Extraordinary story of courage
- By Gail D. on 05-08-20
By: Viktor E. Frankl, and others
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Win Every Argument
- The Art of Debating, Persuading, and Public Speaking
- By: Mehdi Hasan
- Narrated by: Mehdi Hasan
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 342
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 288
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 288
MSNBC’s Mehdi Hasan isn’t one to avoid arguments. He relishes them as the lifeblood of democracy and the only surefire way to establish the truth. Arguments help us solve problems, uncover new ideas we might not have considered, and nudge our disagreements toward mutual understanding. A good argument, made in good faith, has intrinsic value—and can also simply be fun.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Would be much better without politics
- By David Fair on 03-17-23
By: Mehdi Hasan
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Atomic Attraction: The Psychology of Attraction
- By: Christopher Canwell
- Narrated by: Christopher Canwell, Jackson Parker
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,293
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,756
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,740
In Atomic Attraction Christopher Canwell takes us on a journey through the dark waters of attraction. What turns women on? What makes them choose one man over another? And how can you become truly desirable and attractive? This book answers these questions by combining the latest scientific research with real-life case studies to show you, the listener, how to ignite the fires of attraction and captivate those around you.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing.
- By Rose Conley on 01-19-20
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- T Drumm
- 09-17-24
97?
The Wine Review gave this a 97, but I don't think it pairs well with salmon, so.... :-/
I wanted so badly to leave an unserious review, but I feel that would do a disservice to my fellow listeners, so here's what I really think: the interview at the end is great, but my favorite part of this recording was listening to Kyle tell the story about his grandfather and the cake--that alone was worth the audible credit. And also, I'm not crying, YOU'RE crying!
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- T Jamaica Pogue
- 01-09-25
A Modern Work of Art
I've been following Kyle since his original TikTok series "Things You Can Say to Piss Off Men" and was admittedly skeptical on how he would be able to turn this short form, albeit beloved, content into a quality book. Not only is the advice sound, but it was chock full of Kyle's signature whit and dry but cutting delivery. I also appreciated the interview and Q&A extra feature with his mom. I've listened to the audiobook twice and encourage people of all genders to challenge the established norms by learning how to call out the BS of toxic masculinity with humor and wry panache.
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- Elizabeth Cary
- 09-19-24
A delightful and meaningful read!
Absolutely loved the way this book was presented. The perfect balance of short segments to make you laugh with deeper stories to make you reflect.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-25-24
Absolute masterpiece
Kyle Prue is a treasure. you wouldn't get from the title but part of this made me cry. on a good way
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