How to Elude a Vampire

VRC: Vampire Related Crimes, Book 2

De: Alice Winters

Narrado por: Michael Ferraiuolo

Finn

When the vampire stalking me sent me a letter, I was prepared for my new life with the man I love to get thrown into chaos. But as the days stretch on and nothing happens, I become determined not to allow that monster to rule my life and decide that Marcus and I will move on.

We can’t always allow the past to haunt us. If that includes pestering Marcus and harassing my fellow detectives, they’d better learn to love it because I’m not going anywhere, even if they like to remind me I’m the only human working in a department filled with vampires.

But Marcus loves me for who I am, even if he’s not crazy about the cute pet names I call him like McBitey. Being with him is more than I could have dreamed, and even with the trials thrown in our way, he never fails to make me smile.

Marcus

When Finn joined the VRC, I never expected how everything would change. Now that he’s the brightest part of my days, I’m unsure of how I existed without him. Before Finn and I can settle into our new life together, we’re called in as lead detectives when a body is found in the river, and the case soon hits closer to home than we anticipated.

I want to be by Finn’s side to keep him safe, but at the same time, Finn’s fighting for the freedom he’s always wanted after being forced to live a life of fear. What I do know is that my future is with Finn, no matter what happens.

How to Elude a Vampire is the second in the VRC series and contains a display of manly prowess that doesn't go as desired, reluctant bonding with a new pet, interfering with a snarky Russian's love life, misuse of office supplies, a vampire with a killer fashion sense but very little game, a total lack of ancient kung fu powers, a feisty human who almost always gets his way, and the possessive vampire who adores him.

©2019 Alice Winters (P)2020 Alice Winters

perfect performance

never picked up a book by this author or narrator that I didn't love!

Not Your Average Angsty Vampire

I saw this book/series when I first downloaded audible more than a year ago. Contrast to popular opinion, I dislike vampires and their stories because of all their angst and, for lack of empathy, whining. I saw it again and again as I got more books and I finally go a different Alice Winters series and absolutely loved it. Her style perfect execution of sarcasm and comedy is phenomenal and i got another of her series and loved it as well. Now I've listened to the first two of these and I can happily tell you this is not your average angsty vampire story! I love every minute of it.

Love it

I love the banter between these two and the build up. This kind of fun talking relationship has my heart swooning and make me so giddy. The sex scenes are hot but honestly it’s the comedy that really take this book to the next level can’t wait to read book 3 !!!

loved it😍😍😍

I love Alice Winters books and this doesn't disappoint. This story is so funny and Michael Ferraiuolo does a fantastic job as always. definitely will be relistening to this series again.

Funny. I'm glad the bad guy was resolved

I hate it when the villain drags out for several books. The origin of vampires was weak and a subplot pertaining to that made no sense. I did do a small rant with my hubby about it. The dog is tired of listening to me complain about books and left the room.

The reader did an excellent job.

Hilarious but not stupid funny. Laughed out loud.

I just can't explain how much I like this series and the perfect humor and the characters. Finn and Marcus are like oil and vinegar and taste so good together. Finn taunts Marcus and Marcus loves Finn for it. Loves him and understands him for who he is.
And did I mention it was hilarious. Straight up, off the cuff hilarious.
And no one narrates it better than Michael F. Perfect partnership.
Ms. Winters, please, please, please give us another dose of Finn and Marcus.

Loved it!!

Alice Winters can sure make me laugh, her writing is so good. The story is even better when listened to. Ferraiuolo is a master at narration!! Marcus and Finn are so perfectly evil for one another! Their snark is so very funny! The side characters are just as well rounded too! Don’t miss this series!!!!

What a shock!

OMG this was a great listen! This was the second VRC book and it had me hooked from the get go. Their relationship deepens and Marcus and Finn have to face Finn’s nemesis from long ago. You all really need to listen to this series since it will make you addicted to finding out what happens in the end. I don’t want to spoil anything for you so just take my word this is a must listen!!!!

Enthralling...

I loved the first book in the series...I really loved the second book in the series. Finn and Marcus are wonderful...love Carson...now with the introduction of Claude...more love...Don't want to give to much away from the story but I was super surprised at who the culprit was and how it came to be and how it ended. Let's just say, it kept me enthralled until the end. A definite must read/listen...

Great Story & Great Narration

I’m hooked and cannot wait to begin the next book. Loved the story, the banter, the character development, and the narrator delivered a great performance.