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Jeanette Illidge
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Django Wexler
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Groundhog Day meets Guardians of the Galaxy in Django Wexler’s laugh-out-loud fantasy tale about a young woman who, tired of defending humanity from the Dark Lord, decides to become the Dark Lord herself.
Davi has done this all before. She’s tried to be the hero and take down the all-powerful Dark Lord. A hundred times she’s rallied humanity and made the final charge. But the time loop always gets her in the end. Sometimes she’s killed quickly. Sometimes it takes a while. But she’s been defeated every time.
This time? She’s done being the hero and done being stuck in this endless time loop. If the Dark Lord always wins, then maybe that’s who she needs to be. It’s Davi’s turn to play on the winning side.
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Critic reviews
“All hail Dark Lord Davi! How to Become the Dark Lord and Die Trying is outrageously fun, filled with campy humor, action and unexpected warm-heartedness. I grinned from the first page to the last.”—Fonda Lee, author of Jade City
"Wickedly sharp, funny, and raunchy. Wexler delights in punching holes in the beloved cliches of fantasy, and I adore this. If you ever thought: if I was the villain, I'd actually be smart about things, then this is the book for you."—Jenn Lyons, author of The Ruin of Kings
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Time to Play
- Apocalypse Parenting, Book 1
- By: Erin Ampersand
- Narrated by: Laurie Catherine Winkel
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
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A few minutes ago, Meghan Moretti's biggest concern was getting the kids' athletic clothes washed in time for practice this evening. Now, it seems that Earth has been forced into participating in some high-stakes intergalactic reality television. All electrical wiring has been slagged, and most combustibles neutralized. Some kind of evil space rodents are appearing on the front lawn, too.
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just eating no review here.
- By Cory A. Marshall on 04-03-23
By: Erin Ampersand
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A Girl from Nowhere
- The Firewall Trilogy, Book 1
- By: James Maxwell
- Narrated by: Simon Vance
- Length: 12 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Life in the wasteland is a constant struggle. No one knows it better than Taimin. Crippled, and with only his indomitable aunt to protect him, Taimin must learn to survive in a world scorched by two suns and frequented by raiders. But when Taimin discovers his homestead ransacked and his aunt killed, he sets off with one mission: to seek revenge against those who stole everything. With nowhere to call home, his hunt soon takes a turn when he meets a mystic, Selena, who convinces him to join her search for the fabled white city.
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YA Book
- By John on 06-08-20
By: James Maxwell
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Elemental Mastery Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: DB. King
- Narrated by: Alex Perone
- Length: 39 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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For all his twenty-one years, Zephyr has been a cultivator of the Carefree Path and a martial artist. He always assumed he would take the vows and become a monk, but his plans are thrown to the wind when he receives a letter from the Grand Sage to attend the Schools of Elemental Magic. Gifted with the system known as the Codex of Ascension, Zephyr intends to master the various elements in record-breaking time. Alongside two other students who bear mysteriously similar origins, his school year promises to be more than he could have ever imagined.
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Okay for a long road trip
- By Sailfish on 01-05-25
By: DB. King
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Glory Lane
- By: Alan Dean Foster
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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It's just another boring late night in Albuquerque, New Mexico, for Seeth, a disillusioned punk rocker with too much time on his hands and too little money. That is, until he heads to a bowling alley and runs into Kerwin, a geeky graduate student who's there doing research for a sociology assignment. While trying to distract Kerwin from his scholarly pursuits, Seeth notices two burly cops trying to unlawfully arrest a lone bowler, and for laughs, he jumps in to save him.
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Sorry I went for the re-read
- By Kristi on 02-28-25
By: Alan Dean Foster
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Damsel
- By: Evelyn Skye
- Narrated by: Imani Jade Powers
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Elodie never dreamed of a lavish palace or a handsome prince. Growing up in the famine-stricken realm of Inophe, her deepest wish was to help her people survive each winter. So when a representative from a rich, reclusive kingdom offers her family enough wealth to save Inophe in exchange for Elodie’s hand in marriage, she accepts without hesitation. Swept away to the glistening kingdom of Aurea, Elodie is quickly taken in by the beauty of the realm—and of her betrothed, Prince Henry.
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This is my 10th time listening to this audiobook.
- By KiJea on 08-15-24
By: Evelyn Skye
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Industrial Strength Magic
- By: Macronomicon
- Narrated by: Steve Campbell, Jeff Hays, Annie Ellicott, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 2 mins
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Born to a Magical Fantasy Princess and a nine-to-five Supervillain in the most superhero riddled city in the world, Perry's never felt...adequate. He's got no talent for magic, and not a scrap of superpowers to his name. When The System boots and unlocks his powers, it forces him to follow in his father's footsteps, but he'd rather take after his mother... Maybe there's a way he can do both...
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Childish. Trite. A mediocre YA story
- By Jacob on 08-28-24
By: Macronomicon
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Demon Core: A Dungeon-Core LitRPG
- Demon Core, Book 1
- By: D. M. Rhodes, Razzmatazz
- Narrated by: Armen Taylor
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
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After the death of his beloved mother, Swain is left at the mercy of his drunken father. His only respite from all the beatings and abuse lies in the words he scribbles down, seeking beauty in an ugly world through poetry. He has no friends until one day he meets a girl near his mother's grave. A restless spirit who calls herself Goose, over the years she encourages Swain's creativity, eventually helping him tap into a magical ability he never knew he possessed: a dark energy entwined with his despair, fueled by his anger, and controlled by his poetic verse.
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Fantastic Narrator
- By Rysterc99 on 11-16-23
By: D. M. Rhodes, and others
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Deadlands Druid
- The Sylvan Cycle Series, Book 1
- By: M.D. Massey
- Narrated by: Steven Barnett
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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If I’m to restore the druids to their former glory, I’ll need a safe place to train my recruits. Ideally, someplace where they won’t get curb-stomped by the gods. I can’t think of a better place to hide out than an alternate timeline where the gods and fae are too busy fighting a civil war to bother with little old me. So, it’s time to head back, settle old scores, clear the alternate timeline Earth of the undead, and plant some new druid groves.
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consistent excellence
- By Richard Ceasor on 11-25-23
By: M.D. Massey
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Demon Card Enforcer
- A Deck-Building LitRPG (The Cerberus Cards, Book 1)
- By: John Stovall
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Tiana Camacho
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
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It’s Drop Night, the one night every decade when the gods hand out cards to a lucky few. If you get a deck, you’re a deckbearer capable of wondrous feats within the Great Game system. You can control powerful monsters and summon mantles that let you fight alongside your beasts. Ethan Wolfe, top enforcer for the Grimm family mob, has already been overlooked on two previous Drop Nights. People of his ilk seldom receive cards, as the gods tend to favor people who follow their divine mandates, but that doesn’t mean Wolfe can’t hope.
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an excellent play on cards
- By Tiffany Clark on 11-15-24
By: John Stovall
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Mihalis
- Valens Heritage, Book 1
- By: Jan Stryvant
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 9 hrs
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Twenty years ago, his father saved the world. Or so the history books will probably say once someone gets around to writing them. All Mihalis knows is the world he has been raised into. It's not a bad world, as things ago, he has a big and loving family, but there is the ongoing "war" that promises to be on-going for a good many years to come. Raised to the blade by his mother, and taught not only her ways as well as a good many of the ways of her people, but also the ways of his father's other wives, as well as the ways of his magic, Mihalis has had a very thorough education.
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A solid new entry, but held back somewhat..
- By moze on 06-22-22
By: Jan Stryvant
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The Free Bastards
- The Lot Lands
- By: Jonathan French
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 20 hrs and 38 mins
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War has come to the Lot Lands—and Oats stands upon the frontline. The Hisparthan armies on the horizon are mighty, bolstered by divine champions, dread sorcerers, and gunpowder. It’s almost more than the half-orc rebellion can hope to repel.
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Fun Series
- By Jose on 10-14-21
By: Jonathan French
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The Beautiful Thing That Awaits Us All
- Stories
- By: Laird Barron
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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Over the course of two award-winning collections and a critically acclaimed novel, The Croning, Laird Barron has arisen as one of the strongest and most original literary voices in modern horror and the dark fantastic. Melding supernatural horror with hardboiled noir, espionage, and a scientific backbone, Barron's stories have garnered critical acclaim and have been reprinted in numerous year's best anthologies and nominated for multiple awards, including the Crawford, International Horror Guild, Shirley Jackson, Theodore Sturgeon, and World Fantasy awards.
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Not happy. Beautiful.
- By lf on 04-14-20
By: Laird Barron
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Monarch: A Prince Out of Time
- Monarch, Book 1
- By: J. McCoy, Eligos
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 22 hrs and 3 mins
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It’s hard to be a drunken idiot when the world keeps burning down around you. Cairn, the charming-yet-utterly-irresponsible heir to the Uskarrion throne, is all too happy to toss the crown aside. But an invasion, conspiracy, and rise of a terrifying villain result in his untimely death. Then, Cairn reawakens. It's a decade earlier, and he's in his childhood body. But he remembers everything...there's much to accomplish. First, however, he'd really love to stop himself from dying.
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Multi-Reborn
- By Francisco on 04-24-22
By: J. McCoy, and others
Parts of it were a little slow, but the last third of the book redeems the story.
I was excited for this book based on reviews on Booktok, but it's not my favorite work by this author (Well of Sorcery holds that spot).
Well Written LitRPG
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humor
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So Good
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A wild ride
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Pick it up for the comedy and stayed for the surprisingly solid characters
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SO Fun—Love this Book!
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Wonderful book
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Oh Pansexual Davi
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I couldn’t stop laughing!
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Very fun and exciting
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