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Dave Turner
About this listen
Dave Marwood is trapped in a soul-crushing dead-end job. He's in love with his work colleague Melanie and his only friend Gary is a conspiracy theory nut.
His life is going nowhere until he has a Near Death Experience—though Death thinks of it as a Near Dave Experience. He discovers gifts he never knew he possessed and a world he never dreamed existed. A world where the Grim Reaper is a hard-drinking, grumpy Billy Joel fan and the undead are bored, lonely, and dangerous.
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Starter Villain
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- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
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- Unabridged
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,530
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Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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The Signal
- By: Eric Buchman, Gabriel Urbina, Sarah Shachat
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 370
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Two astronomers have detected a strange, pulsing signal from deep space. Within hours, the US government goes into lockdown, restricting airspace and scrubbing scientific data. Was the signal an intercepted communication revealing alarming plans for an enemy’s military strike? Or has humanity at long last found proof of extraterrestrial life?
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5 out of 5 stars
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A great new twist on the “alien conspiracy” genre
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Artemis
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
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- Cynthia Roman
- 10-30-24
Good piece of brain candy
I enjoyed this book. I was looking for something to hold me over while I wait for the next in another series. The book reminded me of “On a Pale Horse” by Piers Anthony which I enjoyed so I gave it a listen. The story moved at a good pace and the character were likable. Overall it’s not a great piece of literature but it is a fun romp and worth a read.
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- Derek L.
- 03-29-24
Seriously, you don't have to fear this reaper
great story, great humor, wonderful way to escape the current 'darkness' and maybe even some useful tips on how to handle a hostile work environment.
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- Dee
- 06-26-24
Refreshing
There is nothing to dislike other than “The End”. Hopefully there will be more books in the future!!
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- GeriatricMillennial
- 02-05-24
Fun
If Terry Pratchett wrote Shaun of the Dead, it might resemble this story. That feels like too simplistic a comparison and it doesn’t give Dave Turner credit for his own style of humor, but this is one of the only series I’ve read which was compared to Sir Terry’s books and didn’t disappoint me.
The story is more nuanced than that of Shaun of the Dead, but it does include plenty of witty pop culture references that will delight any 80’s nerd. Supporting characters are well fleshed out and are entertaining to follow.
The narration was enjoyable, with distinct accents and voices. I’ve enjoyed these books long before they were available in audiobook format, and I have no complaints about how the narrator chose to portray any of the characters. I’m very pleased to add this to my list of favorite audiobooks.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-26-24
I enjoyed the characters
I liked the fast pace and comedy. the story was simple and easy to listen to
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- Melissa Barham
- 03-24-24
Comedy
I didn’t like the rhythm and speed of the narrator. It merged altogether, like reading a book without punctuation. But I loved the story so I stuck with it.
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