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Summer Moon
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Danny Rogan
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He’s hiding from US marshals. She’s hiding from space cops. And they’re crazy about each other.
After fleeing his hometown to avoid going to prison for defending his little sister, twenty-one year old Carter Reed lives a lonely life making subs for college kids. Yet when Allison stumbles into his shop while fleeing men in black, he helps her escape... and meets the girl of his dreams.
Yet Allison isn’t just Carter’s perfect woman. She’s also a fugitive from another planet, and other aliens are hunting her. Despite the danger, Carter can’t bear to let her run alone, and soon learns Allison is as eager to be with him as he is to be with her. He is, in her words, her ideal partner.
As their loving relationship grows increasingly intense, local thugs and interstellar bounty hunters will take their shots. Yet together, Carter and Allison can beat them all... and chase their freedom together.
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Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Is MC a man?
- By kirk on 11-25-24
By: Danny Rogan
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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Originally Just Smut, Eventually Deep Characters
- By Clovermite on 12-18-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Psionic Elite
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Ward Moreno never wanted to become a soldier. But after a foreign nation blew up his hometown, he enlisted in a corporate army, endured agonizing human experiments, and became the most powerful psionic soldier on the planet... only to learn he was fighting for the wrong side.
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the male narrator
- By nathan on 01-10-25
By: Danny Rogan
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Elf University of Earth
- A Slice of Life College Haremlit Adventure
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex is a mind-reading college dropout who just can't control his telepathic powers. After cheating on the entrance exam for the prestigious Elf University of Earth, he finds himself amidst a mesmerizing campus filled with dazzling elves, precocious dragons, and plenty of opinions about non-elves on campus. As he grapples with the prejudices of the elven student body, Alex forms unlikely connections that will hopefully help him graduate. (Or at least survive his freshman year!)
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Started good then felt like scatter brained AI writing.
- By The Boring New Dad on 12-16-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Queen's Kestrel 1
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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After Trent Marston’s prophetic dreams allow him to save Princess Victoria from undead assassins, he learns it was her father, the king, who tried to have her killed. To protect her, he must flee the army he once served and, on Victoria’s behalf, gather allies to retake her throne.
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Repetitive but Very Interesting
- By Bored Reader on 01-03-25
By: Danny Rogan
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How I Met My Hot Alien Girlfriend Omnibus
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Summer Moon
- Length: 23 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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After fleeing his hometown to avoid going to prison for defending his little sister, twenty-one year old Carter Reed lives a lonely life making subs for college kids. Yet when Allison stumbles into his shop while fleeing men in black, he helps her escape... and meets the girl of his dreams. Yet Allison isn’t just Carter’s perfect woman. She’s also a fugitive from another planet, and other aliens are hunting her. Despite the danger, Carter can’t bear to let her run alone, and soon learns Allison is as eager to be with him as he is to be with her. He is, in her words, her ideal partner.
By: Danny Rogan
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Is MC a man?
- By kirk on 11-25-24
By: Danny Rogan
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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Originally Just Smut, Eventually Deep Characters
- By Clovermite on 12-18-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Psionic Elite
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Ward Moreno never wanted to become a soldier. But after a foreign nation blew up his hometown, he enlisted in a corporate army, endured agonizing human experiments, and became the most powerful psionic soldier on the planet... only to learn he was fighting for the wrong side.
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the male narrator
- By nathan on 01-10-25
By: Danny Rogan
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Elf University of Earth
- A Slice of Life College Haremlit Adventure
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex is a mind-reading college dropout who just can't control his telepathic powers. After cheating on the entrance exam for the prestigious Elf University of Earth, he finds himself amidst a mesmerizing campus filled with dazzling elves, precocious dragons, and plenty of opinions about non-elves on campus. As he grapples with the prejudices of the elven student body, Alex forms unlikely connections that will hopefully help him graduate. (Or at least survive his freshman year!)
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Started good then felt like scatter brained AI writing.
- By The Boring New Dad on 12-16-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Queen's Kestrel 1
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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After Trent Marston’s prophetic dreams allow him to save Princess Victoria from undead assassins, he learns it was her father, the king, who tried to have her killed. To protect her, he must flee the army he once served and, on Victoria’s behalf, gather allies to retake her throne.
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Repetitive but Very Interesting
- By Bored Reader on 01-03-25
By: Danny Rogan
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The Radley House Omnibus Books 1-4
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 69 hrs and 9 mins
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A man becomes targeted by witches after he inherits some very special real estate.
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Spicy, Good plot, Great Characters, excellent Narration
- By Brina on 07-29-24
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Cosmic Voyager
- A Harem Space Adventure
- By: Tyler Bowman
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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I never thought I’d get laid off when my contract at the mining colony of Port Ellipsis was abruptly terminated two years early. Now, I have a few extra credits and all the free time in the galaxy, so it’s time to ditch this barren colony and take a well-earned vacation. One small problem—a gorgeous redheaded thief slips aboard my ship, and her cutting-edge cargo is worth millions, if not billions, to the people who want to get it back. When we meet a sweet alien girl with an innocent smile, things get even more complicated.
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Good story - terrible narration
- By Gitchel on 04-16-24
By: Tyler Bowman
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Heavy Metal Mana Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Ace Strutton
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 39 hrs and 36 mins
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I was shredding a monster guitar solo then died on stage in a freak accident. Reborn, I discovered I was a mage with the power to control metal and kick ass! The Goddess of Chaos has set me loose in the Shimmerlands, a magic world under threat by a total buzzkill named Lord Manageer. He's banned magic, music, and everything that brings pleasure to the people. He must be stopped.
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A good read.
- By Customer 1960 on 11-25-24
By: Ace Strutton
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Arcane Lawmaker Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Rozelyn Rader, Lewis Alexander
- Length: 29 hrs and 11 mins
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Garrett Cross is no stranger to traveling the outlands. He's been roaming for years, hunting down vampires and giving them exactly what they deserve: sharpened stakes and silver bullets. Now, he's come to Frontier Falls. It's a little settlement where humans and vampires have made peace. But if there's one thing Cross knows, it's vampires, and any deal they make is one just waiting to be broken.
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It was all good stuff until Book 3
- By Westley Giles on 11-28-24
By: Dante King
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Dark City Girls
- An Urban Fantasy
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
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For a hundred and fifty years, Ezekiel Zane knew nothing but war—endless war in the name of the Fates, the Fae, and anyone who would hire him. Yet the glory of leading the most elite team of magical mercenaries in existence cost him the only thing he ever loved. He’s done. Retired to a community of renegade fae, street-racing shifters, and fallen celestials, Zane’s quiet life on the beach comes with challenges no greater than finding a reason to get out of bed in the morning and knowing when to call it a night at the bar down the street.
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Gold
- By KEVIN P. on 11-08-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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The Halls of Magic: Volume 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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I thought I was destined for an early grave. Apparently, fate had other plans for me. My name is Jake. After twenty-three years of life, all I have to my name is a dead-end job and an undiagnosed metabolic disorder that has the doctors baffled. Everything changed on my birthday when I found a magical key that followed me home. It led me to the Halls of Magic, a multiversal repository of arcane knowledge that will allow me the chance to cure my broken body and unlock arcane power.
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Non stop virgin wet dream
- By Anonymous User on 11-13-24
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Maid for You
- A Lamia Romance for Men
- By: Virgil Knightley, Peter North
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Arthur Cain was a hero to his city, the most accomplished and respected of the firefighters in his entire district. But when a call comes in from the so-called "Halfbreed Heights", the monsterfolk part of the city, Arthur's life gets flip-turned upside down.
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Prostitution with extra steps
- By Lostmidwesterner on 09-03-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
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Ok, but authors start to make weird choices...
- By Roy on 02-16-23
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Shifter Girl Summer Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A Slice of Life Urban Fantasy
- By: Landon Scott
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 17 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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The beachside town of Oyster Cove had everything a man could want—endless white sand beaches, plentiful summer activities, and of course, more beautiful women than you could shake a tail at. I came to Oyster Cove to enjoy a leisurely summer of surf and sun, but I find out pretty quickly that there’s more to this town than meets the eye. My next door neighbor has eyes that are very similar to a cat’s, and I could have sworn the gorgeous waitress at my favorite food spot has scales on her legs.
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A whiner but...
- By Amazon Customer on 02-13-25
By: Landon Scott
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Isekai Futa
- By: Jessica Savage
- Narrated by: Talia Carver
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Alright, no need to panic. Instead of never waking from my crash, I found myself relocated. Before the accident, I was a woman in her late 20s, working as a mid-level banker who was a rising star destined for greatness. I had a propensity to dress fancy, savor my yearnings for both sexes, and I enjoyed a pretty pampered life which made my transition onto a fantasy world a bit tenuous.
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interesting story, but lacking in the narration
- By Craiu Remus Armand on 07-02-23
By: Jessica Savage
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Isekai Emperor Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A Light-Hearted LitRPG Base-Building Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour
- Length: 37 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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In the magic lands of the Fae Wild, the Goblin King's virility is the lifeblood of the realm. But an insidious curse has put the kingdom on the precipice of a population panic. Enter Thomas Stone: architect, engineer, and unknowing half-blood heir to the goblin throne. Whisked away to a world where baby-making makes the world go round, Thomas finds himself in a pickle thicker than goblin stew. Birth rates are dropping faster than a fairy on a bad flight path, and it’s up to Thomas to save the fae from themselves.
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Super fun ride
- By Amazon Customer on 03-07-25
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Synthesis
- By: F.G. Smith
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Erin Bateman
- Length: 13 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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In 2036, an eccentric billionaire funded humanity’s first trip to Mars as an ego project. That expedition made the most significant discovery in human history: proof of extraterrestrial life. The ancient alien outpost they found catapulted humanity’s knowledge of faster-than-light travel, genetic engineering, and planetary colonization forward by centuries. Almost a century later, humanity has shown that despite their use of advanced technology, some things haven’t changed.
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interesting
- By Joeseph Baxter on 03-31-24
By: F.G. Smith
What listeners say about How I Met My Hot Alien Girlfriend, Book One
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- DaynenMc
- 05-01-24
What a fun ride.
This is such a fun and exciting story.
And the author kinda puts an ancient fairy tale into a Sci-Fi book.
A hot alien is running from the alirn authorities and hides in the MC's place of employment.
He goes along with her plan and it's love at first sight.
It's kinda fugitive meets slice-of-life meets spicy, maybe harem in book 2.
I loved it❣️
I'm giving this book 9 out of 5 stars.
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- bill
- 10-23-24
Interesting book one
Cool premise and well executed story by a creative author. I look forward to exploring this new world further with Carter and Alison
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- Joshua Airington
- 05-02-24
5 stars
💙💙💙💙💙I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Danny Rogan!
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- BiduscasMate
- 05-19-24
very enjoyable
Great read! Can't wait for the next episode of this story. Funny and thought pervoking experience. Enjoyed reading this story.
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- ryan
- 05-01-24
Way too Good
man the interaction and romance and banter they were too notch definitely feel the love between the characters
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- Amazon Customer
- 06-05-24
The exciting story of a sandwich maker
I'm not sure what the premise was but it should've been sleeved for a few more year or forever. All this being equal the voice actors were great. Good inflection, good chemistry. I did purchase this AB. I do not recommend it for any reason. not worth your time. if it could return it, I would.
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