Hook, Blind and Stinker
Eat Fish and Die, Book 3
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Eric Pollins
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S. Ron Mars
About this listen
Since you haven't been offended by the last two installments of this #@!$%*-up Sci-Fi Military series, welcome back for a third helping of Martian Man-Grunter and cheesy doodles! Hooah!
While the interstellar war with the Kasago escalates like a monkey's weenie in a Viagra testing lab, we find Major Joachim Merlot and his Battle Ready Android defending Earth against an alien race of stinking fishy creatures. This time Merlot is on a heavily fortified colony planet where everyone figured they were safer than a rectory shower room. As you may have guessed, their assumptions about being penetrated were a bit off course. Sort of like a blind chimp driving with a nine iron.
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Story4 out of 5 stars 7,047
Kyle Riggs is snatched by an alien spacecraft sometime after midnight. The ship is testing everyone it catches and murdering the weak. The good news is that Kyle keeps passing tests and staying alive. The bad news is the aliens who sent this ship are the nicest ones out there.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Finally some ORIGINAL scifi action.
- By Amazon Customer on 10-25-11
By: B. V. Larson
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A Hymn Before Battle
- Legacy of the Aldenata
- By: John Ringo
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 14 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,772
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,270
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,269
With Earth in the path of the rapacious Posleen, the Galactic Federation offers help to the backward humans - for a price. You can protect yourself from your enemies, but God save you from your allies!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another heads up!
- By Dr. Daniel Chapman on 06-12-14
By: John Ringo
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Mutineer
- Kris Longknife, Book 1
- By: Mike Shepherd
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 14 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,654
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,281
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,273
Kris Longknife is a daughter of privilege, born to money and power. Her father is the prime minister of her home planet, her mother the consummate politician's wife. She's been raised only to be beautiful and marry well. But the heritage of the military Longknifes courses through Kris' blood - and, against her parents' objections, she enlists in the Marines.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Harsh reviews seem undeserved to me
- By Jeffery on 09-29-10
By: Mike Shepherd
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Passage at Arms
- By: Glen Cook
- Narrated by: Brian Troxell
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 105
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 92
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 93
Passage at Arms tells the intimate, detailed and harrowing story of a climber crew and its captain during a critical juncture of the war. Cook combines speculative technology with a canny and realistic portrait of men at war and the stresses they face in combat. Passage at Arms is one of the classic novels of military science fiction.
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5 out of 5 stars
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One Long Running Space Battle ….
- By DocJim on 09-29-14
By: Glen Cook
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Semper Mars
- Book One of the Heritage Trilogy
- By: Ian Douglas
- Narrated by: Ray Chase
- Length: 13 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 461
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 416
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 419
The Year is 2040. The Marines have landed on Mars to guard the unearthed secrets of an ancient and dangerous alien race: Ourselves. Scientists have discovered something astonishing in the subterranean ruins of a sprawling Martian city: startling evidence of an alternative history that threatens to split humanity into opposing factions and plunge the Earth into chaos and war.
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1 out of 5 stars
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GOT SH@T UP HIS CHAMBER
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-15-17
By: Ian Douglas
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Once a Marine
- An Iraq War Tank Commander's Inspirational Memoir of Combat, Courage, and Recovery
- By: Nick Popaditch, Mike Steere
- Narrated by: Danny Delk
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 34
May 6, 1986: Nick Popaditch arrives at the Receiving Barracks, Marine Corps Recruit Depot, San Diego, California. April 9, 2003: An AP photographer captures a striking image seen around the world of the Gunny Sergeant smoking a victory cigar in his tank, the haunting statue of Saddam Hussein hovering in the background. Popaditch is immortalized forever as "The Cigar Marine."
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3 out of 5 stars
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A great promotional book for the Marine recruits.
- By Craig Walker on 01-15-16
By: Nick Popaditch, and others
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Starship Liberator
- Galactic Liberation, Book 1
- By: David VanDyke, B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 16 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,816
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,541
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,525
The Hundred Worlds have withstood invasion by the relentless Hok for decades. The human worlds are strong, but the Hok have the resources of a thousand planets behind them, and their fleets attack in endless waves. The long war has transformed the Hundred Worlds into heavily fortified star systems. Their economies are geared for military output, and they raise specialized soldiers to save our species. Assault Captain Derek Straker is one such man among many.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Super author team fails
- By Jesper on 05-03-17
By: David VanDyke, and others
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Live Free or Die
- Troy Rising, Book One
- By: John Ringo
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 17 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,518
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 3,651
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,659
When aliens trundled a gate to other worlds into the solar system, the world reacted with awe, hope and fear. But the first aliens to come through, the Glatun, were peaceful traders and the world breathed a sigh of relief.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Republican Physicists in Space!!!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-01-10
By: John Ringo
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We Few
- US Special Forces in Vietnam
- By: Nick Brokhausen
- Narrated by: George Spelvin
- Length: 14 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2,723
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,487
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2,476
A Green Beret's gripping memoir of American Special Forces in Southeast Asia during the Vietnam War.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Is there such a thing as funny war genre ??
- By dax on 11-04-18
By: Nick Brokhausen
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Way of the Reaper
- My Greatest Untold Missions and the Art of Being a Sniper
- By: Nicholas Irving, Gary Brozek
- Narrated by: Jeff Gurner
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2,833
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,523
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Story5 out of 5 stars 2,519
Way of the Reaper is a step-by-step accounting of how a sniper works, through the lens of Irving's 10 most significant kills - none of which have been told before. Each mission is an in-depth look at a new element of eliminating the enemy, from intel to luck, recon to weaponry. Told in a thrilling narrative, this is also a heart-pounding true story of some of the Reaper's boldest missions, including the longest shot of his military career on a human target of over half a mile.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Listen to this book!
- By JLS on 08-16-16
By: Nicholas Irving, and others
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Tin Man: A Galaxy's Edge Prequel
- By: Jason Anspach, Nick Cole
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6,079
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5,500
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5,487
In the wilds of a jungle planet, the Legion fights in brutal combat as Republic marines fly their SLICS from one tragedy to the next. H292, a repurposed warbot, shows the heart of a hero as he wades into the battle not to destroy - but to save.
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5 out of 5 stars
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So cool
- By Chris on 02-01-20
By: Jason Anspach, and others
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Assault Troopers
- Extinction Wars, Book 1
- By: Vaughn Heppner
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,135
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,042
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,041
The Earth died when aliens rained thermonuclear warheads on her cities and sprayed the surface with a bio-terminator. A deadly poison drifted to every corner of the planet, threatening the last survivors with annihilation. For a soldier like Creed, there is only one way to keep breathing untainted air. He must bury his hatred of the extraterrestrials and join the Jelk Corporation as an assault trooper, leaving the planet for outer space. In return for his and other people's services, the corporation will house the last humans for as long as the assault troopers keep winning.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Angry, Poor action, No reality, A lot of Yelling
- By Edward on 10-26-13
By: Vaughn Heppner
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Bombs Away
- By: Harry Turtledove
- Narrated by: Henry Stozier
- Length: 17 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 471
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 439
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Story4 out of 5 stars 437
From "the master of alternate history" comes a new trilogy that reimagines a mid-20th century in which General MacArthur, without bothering to consult President Truman, detonates nuclear warheads in several Manchurian cities after China enters the Korean War. In his acclaimed novels of alternate history, Harry Turtledove has scrutinized the twisted soul of the 20th century, from the forces that set World War I in motion to the rise of fascism in the decades that followed.
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2 out of 5 stars
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This Bomb's a dud
- By Dallas Huybregts on 09-27-16
By: Harry Turtledove
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Germline
- The Subterrene War, Book 1
- By: T. C. McCarthy
- Narrated by: Donald Corren
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 152
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 128
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 130
One hundred years from now, Russia and the United States are at odds again. This time the war has gone hot. Heavily armored soldiers battle genetically engineered troops hundreds of meters below the icy, mineral-rich mountains of Kazakhstan. War is Oscar Wendell’s ticket to greatness. A reporter for the Stars and Stripes, he has the only one-way ticket to the front lines. The front smells of blood and fire and death—it smells like a Pulitzer.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great Story Marred by Poor Performance
- By The Lance Gifford on 09-10-11
By: T. C. McCarthy
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A Fiery Sunset
- The Omega War, Book 1
- By: Chris Kennedy, Mark Wandrey
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren
- Length: 16 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 209
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 194
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 193
The plot by the Galactic Union’s Mercenary Guild against the Four Horsemen has culminated in an invasion of Earth. Faced with an overwhelming force, the human mercs had no choice. They’ve fled, leaving Sansar Enkh to go to the Mercenary Guild headquarters on Capital Planet to stand trial for humanity. On the run, Jim Cartwright and Nigel Shirazi have travelled to the Winged Hussars’ secret base of New Warsaw, in an effort to convince Alexis Cromwell to join the fight, while the other mercenaries who escaped the fall of Earth have gone to the perceived safe haven of Karma.
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1 out of 5 stars
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had a hard time finishing
- By Connie Uriarte on 05-17-20
By: Chris Kennedy, and others