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Narrated by:
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Wesley Nelson
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By:
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R.J. Blain
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All Shane wanted was to get away from the wreckage of his career for a while. He picked New York City to provide him with a distraction from his early, unwanted retirement from the police force. New York City delivered, distracting him with three corpses and a miniature llama with a spitting problem and attitude.
If he wants to return to a normal life, he’ll have to face off against a sex trafficking ring targeting the woman of his dreams, ancient vampires, murderous criminals, his parents, and an FBI agent with a hidden agenda. Some days, it isn’t easy being an ex-cop.
Warning: This novel contains excessive humor, action, excitement, adventure, magic, romance, and bodies. Proceed with caution.
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Wes Cooper was dead. Then he wasn't-though he's not exactly alive, either. As an immortal not-ghost, he can transition between this world and the otherplane, which makes him the perfect thief for hire. For 70 years he's made a "living" returning items to their rightful owners, seeing his fair share of the bizarre in the process. But he's never witnessed murder. Until now.
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4 out of 5 stars
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WOW, A TRULY FANTASTIC SERIES!
- By Bunty on 09-04-19
By: Jenn Burke
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Histories
- A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Short Story Collection (Quincy Harker Collection)
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 72
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Story5 out of 5 stars 72
An attack in the dark. The loss of a love. Waking up hung over in a ditch. These are the things that make a hero, especially if that hero is Quincy Harker, immortal wizard, snarky bastard, and general badass. Histories collects two short stories and one short novella giving a peek behind the curtain at the man, the myth, the legend that is Quincy Harker, as well as the origin story of one of his most popular cohorts, Jo Henry.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great for newcomers and Harker fans
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-11-22
By: John G. Hartness
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The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar
- Sam Quinn Series, Book 1
- By: Seana Kelly
- Narrated by: Samantha Desz
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 418
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 378
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 378
Welcome to The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. I'm Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd in charge. I run my business by one simple rule: Everyone needs a good book and a stiff drink, be they vampire, wicche, demon, or fae. No wolves, though. Ever. I serve the supernatural community of San Francisco. We've been having some problems lately. Okay, I'm the one with the problems. The broken body of a female werewolf washed up on my doorstep. What makes sweat pool at the base of my spine, though, is realizing the scars she bears are identical to the ones I conceal.
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3 out of 5 stars
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potential emotional triggers
- By Sharon on 06-21-21
By: Seana Kelly
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Dead Until Dark
- Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mystery #1
- By: Charlaine Harris
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 12,661
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8,682
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8,697
Vampires have officially "come out of the coffin", and Miss Sookie can't wait for one to come her way.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Not what I expected
- By Holly on 09-17-08
By: Charlaine Harris
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The Vanishing Season
- By: Joanna Schaffhausen
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 128
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 118
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 119
Ellery Hathaway knows a thing or two about serial killers, but not through her police training. She's an officer in sleepy Woodbury, Massachusetts, where a bicycle theft still makes the newspapers. No one there knows she was once victim number 17 in the grisly story of serial killer Francis Michael Coben. The only victim who lived. When three people disappear from her town in three years, all around her birthday - the day she was kidnapped so long ago - Ellery fears someone knows her secret. Someone very dangerous.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Engaging mystery debut!
- By robbie mcgraw on 06-15-18
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Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33
In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Totally Spoiled Storyline
- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
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Night Shift
- Night Tales, Book 1
- By: Nora Roberts
- Narrated by: Kate Rudd
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,205
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,083
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,072
Her voice was like whiskey, smooth and potent, but it was her contradictions that fascinated Detective Boyd Fletcher - the vulnerability beneath her tough-as-nails facade.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Bad Narrator
- By Skye on 07-12-15
By: Nora Roberts
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The Archangel: An Azrael Story
- The Soul Summoner Companion Stories, Book 3
- By: Elicia Hyder
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 56
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 56
The Archangel of Death is the master of taking human life. But keeping mortals alive? Not exactly Azrael's forte. For thousands of years, Azrael’s greatest enemy has been silent. Leaving him in relative peace for the first time since the great angel war. Now that silence has been broken, and the Morning Star has returned with a dangerous ultimatum: Azrael can join, or watch everything he loves be destroyed. Two lives hang in the balance - Azrael’s beloved human wife, Nadine, and their unborn, part-angel son...Warren.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Phenomenal!
- By Sam on 04-02-20
By: Elicia Hyder
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- Mela R
- 04-03-24
Creative Characters
It’s hard to put my finger on why I liked this book. I think it’s the imagination, and the building and folklore of ‘Others’ (Non-humans; but really who doesn’t have a small bit of demon these days…) in the story. Also, it is quite funny throughout.
While it has all the usual vampires and werewolves, demons and the mafia — The book also has a fun array of other Characters and Beings and manages to keep them unique throughout the book.
There is some gore, but it’s cartoonish enough that it didn’t set off any, “well, that was disgusting. I think I won’t finish this“ feelings. A strange, but fun listen.
The narrator was amazing given how many different voices he needed throughout the book. The speech of some of the characters did have an odd cadence sometimes but overall -wow!
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- Two Dogs and a Writer
- 03-27-24
World building
RJ Blaine is a wonderful world builder! This story was such a good time. Laugh out loud moments and the creatures. Loved all the creatures and personalities.
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- Amy McCormack
- 10-22-23
Hilarious and Intriguing!
I love how R.J. Blain mixes myth, lore, and a new take on the old creatures to create a funny, lighthearted, and magical ride for his listeners. The narrator did a fantastic job of creating the voices and personalities of the characters. Loved every minute of it!
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- Lyris
- 12-03-23
Hilarious from page one.
I laughed the entire time. I will keep on looking into the other stories in this series.
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- Danielle Miller
- 10-19-24
Truly enjoyable
I am absolutely loving this series. I’ve already purchased the next three books so I am looking forward to more magical romcom and the body counts. I hope you enjoy them.
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