Holy Sheoly
Preternatural Chronicles, Book 6
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Luke Daniels
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Hunter Blain
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Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company, and Sheol for…well, the screaming silence of eternal nothingness?
In the frigid lands belonging to the Queen of the Unseelie, a beautiful stranger dressed all in ivory makes his approach. A debt is owed, and payment is due.
Below the burning lakes of everlasting woe and the single, vast city of Hell, lies Sheol — the Hell below Hell. A place of absolute nothingness, occupied only by fallen demons, slain angels, and lost souls. No sight. No sound. Nothing but the infinite expanse of muted, inky blackness to serve as maddening companions for all of eternity. And that’s exactly where John must go to try and save those he loves, and those who trusted him.
Armed with only a nine-inch nail pulled from Christ’s flesh, John must discover a way to descend into the endless abyss, find his friends, and lead them back out to safety before he becomes a permanent resident himself and has to pay property taxes.
Unfortunately, since the dawn of creation, no one has ever escaped Sheol. But John is a vampirican, not a vampirican’t. As long as Samael isn’t actively trying to sabotage his plans with some nefarious scheme.…
Books in the Preternatural Chronicles:
Deliverance, Book 0.5
I’m Glad You’re Dead, Book 1
Dawn and Quartered, Book 2
Shadow of a Doubt, Book 3
Moonlight Equilibrium, Book 3.5
Mouth of Madness, Book 4
What the Hell, Book 5
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Gabriel Delling might call himself a professional con artist, but when walking superstitions start trying to bite his face off, his charm is shockingly unhelpful. It turns out living nightmares almost never appreciate a good joke. Together with a succubus who insists on constantly saving his life, Gabe desperately tries to survive a new reality that suddenly features demons, legends, and a giant locust named Dale - all of whom pretty much hate his guts. And when an ancient horror comes hunting for a spirit locked in his head, Gabe finds himself faced with the excruciating choice between death...or becoming some kind of freaking hero.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Surprisingly Good
- By Steelgator on 07-21-18
By: Josh Erikson
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Shadowborne
- The Relics of Antiquity, Book 1
- By: Matthew Callahan
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 13 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 390
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 356
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Story4 out of 5 stars 355
The Shadowborne had always fascinated Will. His grandfather's stories told of mythical warriors wielding dark, ancient magic, defending justice and battling dragons. But that's all they were, bedtime stories...until the Shadows embraced Will himself. Now, propelled from the normal world into the mythical realm of Aeril, Will must learn to control his newfound power while discovering his place in this strange, new world.
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2 out of 5 stars
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don't recommend
- By sam on 04-17-22
By: Matthew Callahan
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Heresy of Dragons
- By: Erik Reid
- Narrated by: Chris Graves
- Length: 13 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 176
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 165
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Story4 out of 5 stars 164
Not every man can handle a magitech gauntlet that speaks in floating silver text, or a handful of women with unique...needs. I’m not every man. When a bad blind date got worse - like, interdimensional lightning storm worse - I woke up to a realm of dragon women, magical kobolds, and a playful monkey girl with a painful secret. I also accidentally (totally on purpose) stole an ancient artifact in the form of a black gauntlet that bonded with my body and unlocked various new abilities. So what’s the catch? The glove wasn’t meant for me. It was meant for the fabled Hero of Silura.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Those low reviews are kooks, seriously you guys
- By Gavin Markowitz on 01-16-20
By: Erik Reid
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Insidious
- The Marked Mage Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Victoria Evers
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 718
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 662
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 663
Since moving to Mystic Harbor, Maine, I've made it my life's mission to avoid Reese Blackburn at all costs. Sure, he has cheekbones that could cut glass, not to mention bedroom eyes that could melt any girl into a puddle on the floor. Too bad that doesn't change the fact he's completely stab-worthy. When a fun night out on the town turns deadly, I quickly discover the quaint little hamlet of Mystic Harbor houses more than sandy beaches and adorable B&Bs. Beneath the New England charm rests a world where shifters, demons, vampires, and angelic hunters all vie for power.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Awesome series start!!
- By Leyla on 10-24-17
By: Victoria Evers
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Breaking Gods
- Godbreaker, Book 1
- By: D. J. Molles
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,849
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,690
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,689
In the beginning, the gods destroyed the world. Five hundred years later, things haven’t gotten much better for humans. The demigods that were left behind to guard over humanity have been using them as fodder for an endless civil war between themselves, and the humans just go on dutifully slaughtering each other, battle after battle. It’s not all bad, though. Perry McGown makes his living off those bloody, stinking battlefields. He works on a crew that reclaims all the spent shell casings. But if anyone found out that he was a deserter from the war, he’d be executed for heresy.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Why does the author make it so hard to like the main character
- By Teressa Vanda on 10-02-19
By: D. J. Molles
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Collecting the Goddess
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 17 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 48
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48
What is a billionaire heiress supposed to do when all of her older siblings take to business like her parents, proving that business is in their blood. But not hers? There are many good choices. Unfortunately, Chloe decided that partying was the right one. Now, to keep her money, she’s required to attend daily meetings with the family psychologist - daily meetings about how she must change her present to change her future.
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4 out of 5 stars
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ugh
- By Marie on 07-09-20
By: Michael Anderle
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Finn Featherstone: A Bizarre Blades Prequel
- The Bizarre Blades, Book 0
- By: Stevie Collier
- Narrated by: Kevin Kemp
- Length: 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 118
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Story4 out of 5 stars 108
Finn Featherstone, once a puny outcast, is now a Champion in training. Resting in the baldric across his back is none other than Jigsaw, a magical weapon with untold possibilities. This odd instrument of power is one of the hundreds of swords known as Bizarre Blades, a unique and priceless weapon that Kings have sold their Kingdoms just to obtain. Having been stranded in the freezing woods of Shimoshimo, Finn trains hard day in and day out while trying to survive in the deadly weather.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love me some dinos
- By Amazon Customer on 09-23-23
By: Stevie Collier
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Storm Front
- The Dresden Files, Book 1
- By: Jim Butcher
- Narrated by: James Marsters
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 56,063
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 49,009
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48,927
A call from a distraught wife, and another from Lt. Murphy of the Chicago PD Special Investigation Unit makes Harry believe things are looking up, but they are about to get worse, much worse. Someone is harnessing immense supernatural forces to commit a series of grisly murders. Someone has violated the first law of magic: Thou Shalt Not Kill. Tracking that someone takes Harry into the dangerous underbelly of Chicago, from mobsters to vampires....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Excellent Story, Distracting Sound Engineering
- By Tom on 05-20-10
By: Jim Butcher
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Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33
In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Totally Spoiled Storyline
- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
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Three Deadly Trials
- Battle for the Dark King, Book 1
- By: V. S. Winters
- Narrated by: Hollie Whitmore, Robert Kelly
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 219
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 195
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Story4 out of 5 stars 196
Fae exist only in children’s stories, or so I thought. That was before a nightmarish creature of the Fae Realm dropped into my life. He claimed a seven-pointed mark on my skin signified my magical lineage, the bit of DNA my mother passed down. Days after I arrive in the Fae Realm, I’m thrown into a series of trials titled ‘The Devotion’. I must compete with demons, vampires, elves and more who want to claim their place at the future King’s side. I have no interest in this guy, but it doesn’t help that the King-to-be is a gorgeous, brooding fae.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Much potential in the storyline, falls flat and leaves you unsatisfied
- By tammie on 08-04-20
By: V. S. Winters
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River of Shadows
- Underworld Gods Series, Book 1
- By: Karina Halle
- Narrated by: Jo Raylan
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 174
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 160
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 160
When twenty-four-year old Hanna Heikkinen's estranged father dies, she reluctantly makes the trip to Northern Finland for his funeral. Being in the enchanting land of ice and snow feels miles away from Hanna's busy life back in Los Angeles, especially under the complicated circumstances. But when Hanna discovers that her father's body is missing, that's when things really get weird. A mysterious man, Rasmus, tells Hanna the truth: her father was a powerful shaman who went into Tuonela, the Realm of the Dead, in order to barter for more life.
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3 out of 5 stars
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So disappointed
- By rowpattie on 09-19-22
By: Karina Halle
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Penumbra
- Darkling Mage
- By: Nazri Noor
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 2 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7
Dustin Graves was a jack of all trades, a directionless dreamer until the day he found his purpose: as a ritual sacrifice. Transformed in death, Dust awakens to the eldritch mysteries behind the grit and glamor of the city of Valero – and to the wellspring of dark magic that lives inside his very bones.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Very nice introduction to the series
- By Sasha on 06-14-24
By: Nazri Noor
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Swordsman of the Rift
- Swordsman of the Rift Series, Book 1
- By: Brandon Varnell
- Narrated by: Rudy Sanda
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 84
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 84
Bryan Jenson is a former Marine who's been running from his past. When an acquaintance comes to him with a job, he takes it. He doesn't care about the pay or the job specifics. He just wants to escape the nightmares. But in trying to run from his past, he runs into an even more terrifying nightmare when he and four others journey into the Rift Plains - a dimension connected to hundreds of other worlds. His party is overwhelmed, and Bryan is taken prisoner. Now, he must team up with an archangel who has lost more than half her power and a low-level succubus to escape.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Sadly, Not Worth the Listen
- By Kevin on 01-27-20
By: Brandon Varnell
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Keeping It Real
- Quantum Gravity, Book 1
- By: Justina Robson
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 186
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 107
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 107
In 2015 the Quantum Bomb exploded. An accident at an atom-smasher has fractured reality and opened Earth - now called Otopia - to waves of immigration from other dimensions, home to demons, fairies, elves and elementals. It is now 2021 and Lila Black, a special operative condemned to live as a cyborg after losing her limbs on a dangerous mission, has been assigned as bodyguard to Zal, a charismatic elven rock star.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I made to the end....barely
- By pakkmom on 04-14-09
By: Justina Robson
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Death's Daughter
- By: Amber Benson
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 160
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 129
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Story4 out of 5 stars 130
Calliope Reaper-Jones so just wanted a normal life: buying designer shoes on sale, dating guys from Craig’s List, web-surfing for organic dim-sum for her boss. But when her father - who happens to be Death himself - is kidnapped, and the Devil’s Protege embarks on a hostile takeover of the family business, Death, Inc., Callie returns home to assume the CEO mantle - only to discover she must complete three nearly impossible tasks in the realm of the afterlife first.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Don't Stop After Chapter 1
- By Dana on 03-29-14
By: Amber Benson
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The Nate Temple Series: Books 0-3
- The Nate Temple Series Boxset Book 1
- By: Shayne Silvers
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 41 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 997
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 903
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 898
My name is Nate Temple, and I’m secretly a wizard. I ride a foul-mouthed unicorn, I drink with Achilles, and I’m pals with the Four Horsemen. I’ve even cow-tipped the Minotaur. I understand the theory of following the rules...I’m just not very good at the application. Because rules were meant to be broken, and St. Louis has a bit of a supernatural infestation these days. Someone should probably be keeping an eye on these things -and probably an eye on me, too. Before I blow up another building...or three.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Basically Batman with lizard brain
- By Ross Hageman on 04-01-20
By: Shayne Silvers
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- Stephen
- 01-08-21
Best series ever
This series will make you laugh, it will make you cry, and sometimes it might make your woman queef. That is how amazing it is.
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- Bennah
- 02-10-21
holy Sheoly
was this book good! Great set up for the next installment of madness. of course, Luke Daniels was excellent as a narrator. Can't wait for more
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- Brynn Kemp
- 03-23-21
Amazing
If you haven't read the other books that come before this one, go back and read those first. If you have read the previous one's, there's no questioning if you are going to read this one... of course you are; you're hooked on the series like the rest of us! Hunter's ability to get your mind right in there with the characters is outstanding! John On!
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- Chrissie
- 01-13-21
FreAking Bloopers ARE AWESOME...the book is too lol
Hunter Blain has a phenomenal world building skill while Luke Daniels makes the series come alive!!!
Lots of snark and internal dialogue from our antihero. I love these characters and eagerly await the next book!
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- David
- 02-18-21
Favorite series on Audible!
Series continues to be witty and unpredictably fun! Kudos to Luke Daniels for delivering Hunter’s lines with perfect comedic delivery.
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- Bek
- 06-08-21
oh my gosh!!
These books keep getting better and better. The information tip bits we are being fed in anticipation of the next books to come. Hunter great story. Luke great narrating, love that you add a blooper reel at the end.
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- Justin Christjohn
- 02-19-21
Another fantastic adventure!
Another great story by Hunter Blain and Luke is simply a master of his craft. I also absolutely LOVE the outtakes at the end of the books.
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- Stacey
- 03-05-21
Holy SHEOLY!!
Can NOT get enough of Johnathan...*ahem* I mean, John, JUST JOHN. Easily my favorite listen - one of my all time fav series.
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- C.T.
- 01-14-21
Fantastic series!
HOLY SHEOLY is the latest book in the Preternatural Chronicles, starring fat (or "husky" at least after he gets some magical exercise going) vampire, John Cook. John Cook has gone on an exceptional journey from being essentially "Vampire Batman" to becoming a cosmic essence infused demon/angel/vampire hybrid waging a war against the Devil himself. Here, John has to make a journey down to hell in order to rescue the souls of some friends. I really enjoyed this story and think its one of the better novels. I also note that while John ducks lying to his friends, I actually side with him on this secret.
Fantastic narration, though! Luke Daniels does an amazing job bringing the main character and his dilemmas to life.
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- Scott Grice
- 01-12-21
Awesome!
Love this entire series. It is very well written, and I highly recommend this series. Amazing character development, and the storyline sucks you in and will make you binge the entire series.
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