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Mike Baron
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A salute to blue-collar rednecks who make this country run.
Following his newfound fame for apprehending plastic surgeon to the stars and serial killer Dr. Vanderlay Mukerjee, Gary moves back into the five-million-dollar mansion he bought with his lottery winnings. What was formerly Turpentine Acres is now Kensington Gardens, an upscale community that frowns upon Gary's lawn ornaments and Confederate flag.
But when a 1,000-pound feral hog begins savaging Kensington Gardens, the HOA calls on Gary to deal with the monster. Gary must also contend with wild hippos, a swimming pool full of iguanas, a robot buffalo with alien multiple personality disorder, and his girl Krystal's upcoming wrestling match with the transgendered thing called Xue.
“Mike Baron has crafted a comic masterpiece of a novel. Unforgettable, colorful cast, sustained comedy gold on every page.” (Chuck Dixon, author of the Levon Cade Series)
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Wonderful first novel in the Sean O'Brien series
- By Wayne on 05-07-17
By: Tom Lowe
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The Last Refuge
- By: Chris Knopf
- Narrated by: Stefan Rudnicki
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Sam Acquillo is at the end of the line: he's a middle-aged corporate dropout living in a ramshackle cottage in Southampton's North Sea. But then the old lady next door ends up floating dead in her bathtub, and it seems that Sam is the only one who wonders why.
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A hero who doesn't work and play well with others.
- By Cholmondeley on 04-04-13
By: Chris Knopf
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Stop at Nothing
- By: Michael Ledwidge
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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When a Gulfstream jet goes down in the Bahamas carrying a fortune in cash and ill-gotten diamonds, expat diving instructor Michael Gannon is the only person on the scene. Assuming himself the beneficiary of a drug deal gone bad, Gannon thinks he’s home free with the sudden windfall until he realizes he forgot to ask one simple question: Who were the six dead men on the plane? Gannon soon learns the answer to that fateful question as he is thrust into an increasingly complex and deadly game of cat and mouse with a group of the world’s most powerful and dangerous men.
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There really is a “They” - great for $3
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 01-24-21
By: Michael Ledwidge
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When a Stranger Comes to Town
- By: Michael Koryta
- Narrated by: Cindy Kay, Janina Edwards, Fajer Al-Kaisi, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
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It's been said that all great literature boils down to one of two stories—a man takes a journey, or a stranger comes to town. While mystery writers have been successfully using both approaches for generations, there's something undeniably alluring in the nature of a stranger: the uninvited guest, the unacquainted neighbor, the fish out of water. In the newest collection of stories by the Mystery Writers of America, each author weaves a fresh tale surrounding the eerie feeling that comes when a stranger enters our midst, featuring stories by prolific mystery writers.
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The narrators are outstanding here.
- By Jennifer Baratta She/Her on 05-16-21
By: Michael Koryta
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Point B
- A Teleportation Love Story
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler
- Length: 15 hrs and 19 mins
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When the corporate monolith PortSys brought porting to the masses, CEO Emilia Kirsch and her son, Jason, accomplished what every other start-up company had failed to deliver. They really did change the world. They reversed climate change. They created a multitrillion-dollar industry out of thin air, curing economic woes across the globe. They made it so that anyone could be anywhere simply by touching a screen...including the man who murdered Sarah Huff. Now, Sarah’s 17-year-old sister, Anna, is determined to hunt the bastard down. But there are a few problems.
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Sherry Potter’s only got one spell: portkey
- By aaron gilbert on 11-02-20
By: Drew Magary
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The Deep Blue Good-By
- A Travis McGee Novel, Book 1
- By: John D. MacDonald
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 6 hrs
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He's a self-described beach bum who won his houseboat in a card game. He's also a knight errant who's wary of credit cards, retirement benefits, political parties, mortgages, and television. He only works when his cash runs out, and his rule is simple: he'll help you find whatever was taken from you, as long as he can keep half.
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Before the A-Team, there was Travis McGee
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-12-16
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The Residue Years
- By: Mitchell S. Jackson
- Narrated by: Corey Allen
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Mitchell S. Jackson grew up black in a neglected neighborhood in America’s whitest city, Portland, Oregon. In the ’90s, those streets and beyond had fallen under the shadow of crack cocaine and its familiar mayhem. In his commanding autobiographical novel, Mitchell writes what it was to come of age in that time and place, with a break-out voice that’s nothing less than extraordinary. The Residue Years switches between the perspectives of a young man, Champ, and his mother, Grace.
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Dense in cultural details
- By Angel on 12-04-15
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Dark of the Moon
- By: John Sandford
- Narrated by: Eric Conger
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
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Virgil Flowers kicked around for a while before joining the Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension. First it was the army and the military police, then the police in St. Paul, and finally Lucas Davenport brought him into the BCA, promising him, "We'll only give you the hard stuff." He's been doing the hard stuff for three years now, but never anything like this.
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Be ready for pretty descriptive sexual child abuse.
- By CDB on 07-03-18
By: John Sandford
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Pronto
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Alexander Adams
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
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The feds want Miami bookmaker Harry Arno to squeal on his wiseguy boss. So they're putting word out on the street that Arno's skimming profits from "Jimmy Cap" Capotorto - which he is, but everybody does it. He was planning to retire to Italy someday anyway, so Harry figures now's a good time to get lost. U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens knows Harry's tricky - the bookie ditched him once in an airport while in the marshal's custody - but not careful.
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Great character, even better dialogue!
- By Ron on 11-15-11
By: Elmore Leonard
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Of Mice and Minestrone
- Hap and Leonard: The Early Years (Hap and Leonard)
- By: Kathleen Kent - introduction, Kasey Lansdale - contributor, Joe R. Lansdale
- Narrated by: JD Jackson
- Length: 5 hrs and 48 mins
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Hap Collins looks like a good ol’ boy. But even in his misspent youth, his best pal is Leonard Pine, who is Black, gay, and the ultimate outsider. Inseparable friends, Hap and Leonard climb into the boxing ring, visit their families, get in bar fights, and just go fishing - all the while confronting racists, righting wrongs, and eating a whole lot of delicious food.
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Wringing every last drop
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 04-08-23
By: Kathleen Kent - introduction, and others
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Tishomingo Blues
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Frank Muller
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
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Things are going along okay with Dennis' gig at the Tishomingo Lodge & Casino in Tunica, Mississippi, "the Casino Capital of the South", until the day he looks down from the high-dive platform and witnesses a mob hit, Dixie style.
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Classic Leonard
- By Laure on 08-15-04
By: Elmore Leonard
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Gone Bamboo
- By: Anthony Bourdain
- Narrated by: Chris Patton
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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Henry and his wife, Frances, have gone bamboo - living an idyllic, tequila-drenched life as two of the Caribbean's most charming expatriates (and professional assassins). But when Charlie "Wagons" Iannello, a powerful capo with a heart of gold, is relocated to the island under the Federal Witness Protection Program, Henry and Frances' plan suddenly, dangerously falls apart.
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Don't Bother
- By James L. Hopper on 11-21-19
By: Anthony Bourdain
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Hope Never Dies
- By: Andrew Shaffer
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 6 hrs and 17 mins
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Joe Biden is fresh out of the Obama White House and feeling adrift when his favorite railroad conductor dies in a suspicious accident. To unravel the mystery, "Amtrak Joe" re-teams with the only man he's ever fully trusted - Obama. Together they'll plumb the darkest corners of Delaware, traveling from cheap motels to biker bars and beyond, as they uncover the sinister forces advancing America's opioid epidemic. Hope Never Dies is essentially the first published work of Obama/Biden fan fiction - and a cathartic listen for anyone distressed by the current state of affairs.
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Yes, you will smile, laugh, cry, cheer, & applaud!
- By Delores O. on 07-12-18
By: Andrew Shaffer
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- tonirexx
- 04-18-24
It was ok.
The story had some great moments, but I agree with everyone that it kind of crossed the border to ridiculous. I'm from Florida and grew up there, and in book one I was thinking how many people I knew just like the author described. Book two got a little silly-I won't list any spoilers, but in a couple places I was shaking my head thinking "Really?".
I, like others, was disappointed in the narrator. Every line had the same cadence and you couldn't tell when we were changing from scene to scene. He tried with the voices, but his accents were off and he made people sound like they were chuckling in the middle of dramatic moments. He just wasn't able to pull off performance narration, he was just reading the book. Every single sentence had the emphasis on the last word and it made it really hard to get into enjoying the story. I appreciate his efforts but he might want to work on that a little bit. The narrator wasn't the worst I've ever heard, but I think I might buy the paperback for the next one and just read it myself.
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- Richard
- 09-30-21
Lost in the translation
Should have hired RC Bray to narrate this one as well. I’ll get my money back.
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- Patrick Mdarcy
- 03-05-22
The Great American Novel
Mike Baron has always been able to entertain. The groundbreaking series Nexus is a masterclass of world-building and stands alongside GRRM's Game of Thrones as the most immersive series I have completed. So I gave Florida Man, and now Florida Man 2, a try. Baron does a fantastic job adding depth to what could easily been a one dimensional character. Our protagonist, Gary Dubya is not like you. He is not like anyone you know. You'd like to be his friend and have him over the house, but you'd be worried to have him inside. This book may pass as light fare, but really does capture the spirit of our crazy times. What else should the Great American Novel strive for?
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- Parker992233
- 04-19-24
The narrator is awful
I didn’t mind that the story was really over the top, but the narrator ruins the book. He over emphasizes the last word of every sentence like a bad news anchor and has zero emotion.
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- AmericanIndigo
- 09-01-21
Another funny story...
Good listen if you can get past the fact that it isn't RC Bray which I think is a fair shock to anyone. New guy does an admirable job trying to follow up a living legend tho. Story followed suit right where the 1st one left off. Ultimately I enjoyed it
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- Dave Anderson
- 03-28-22
good
loved the first one and wish they had continued with same narrative. thank you.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-15-24
crackers
it was enjoyable listening to it although I cringed a few tylimes at the social ineptness.
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- jason
- 08-27-21
not even close to the 1st
maybe rc bray could have saved it.. doubt it. went TOO silly
wait for it to go on sale
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- Chris harris
- 12-08-23
Not RC BRAY
did good job but it's not RC Bray telling the story! still enjoyed it.gping to listen to the third one now.
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- Gabrielle
- 05-27-24
the narrator from the first book was better
the narrator from the first book was better, he had a better rhythm and his character voices were more authentic
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