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Her Bush
- Objects of Attraction Series, Book 6
- Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
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Publisher's summary
Everything went wrong when I trimmed his bush.
And no, it's not what you're thinking. I'm a professional. The client hired me to trim a bush in his garden for a party. I accidentally turned it into something that rhymes with "a big rock and walls". Imagine my surprise when the art world decides it's a masterpiece.
Were my raging hormones the cause of my bush sculpting blunder? I mean, who would blame me if they were? After meeting Harry Barnidge for the first time, my brain went straight to cavewoman mode. There were undignified fantasies of being bashed over the head and carried off to a cave, a significant loss of vocabulary, and maybe even a little drooling.
But I can't focus on that. On him. I need this job to make my little sister's dreams come true. Until now, I've managed to screw everything in my professional and personal life up, but I'm determined to make this work.
So when Mr. Heartstopper offers to help me manage my accidental art career, it's impossible to say no. It's like the old saying goes. If you erect it, they will come. Or something like that.
Contains mature themes.
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- Mel
- 10-18-24
a laugh out loud romance.
the hilarious sexual innuendos, puns, jokes between the characters. Nell and Harry are so funny as they intentionally go back and forth with it.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-08-24
awesome
I loved the whole set thank you wish there where more books maybe start a new series with the kids
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- Tammy Johnson
- 06-09-24
Strong characters, hilarious storylines…steamy romance.
Thanks for the great read. I started with book one and just couldn’t stop. Great series! A must read.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-16-22
excellent
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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- Anonymous User
- 07-08-24
Snort laughing
I loved this whole series but this book was my favorite. I could not stop laughing.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 10-30-24
Now that’s art
This is for all the alleged connoisseurs that claim to know art when they see it.
While the first trio of stories were wacky, these last three have faded into almost whimsical.
There were still enough hijinks and sexjinks to make this fun,
but at this length, I can’t say it’s credit worthy.
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