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Olivia Mace
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By:
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Jo Middleton
About this listen
Don't miss the perfect Christmas present for yourself (or for that best friend who would definitely help you hide a body…)
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Anna's Christmas Eve To Do List:
1. Wrap the kids' presents
2. Peel the potatoes
3. Get rid of the dead body?!
Hungover and exhausted after her family's annual party, all Anna Johnson wants for Christmas is to finish her to-do list and finally sit down with the world’s biggest glass of wine.
But when she stumbles across a dead body in her larder, her plans are well and truly buggered.
A mysterious death in her home really is the last thing she needs, but with her judgemental in-laws arriving in less than twenty-four hours, turning her house into a crime scene is not an option. If she’s going to save Christmas, it’s up to Anna to find out what the hell’s gone on. Oh – and figure out what to do with the body before one of the kids finds it.
And you thought burning the turkey was the worst that could happen…
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AUTHORS LOVE HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS!
'An outrageously funny, festive romp which is as utterly wonderful as it is (Christmas) crackers!' MIKE GAYLE
'A brilliantly written, hilarious whodunnit. Smart and very, very funny.' IAN MOORE
‘So funny, I’m annoyed I didn’t write it!' GILL SIMS
’This hilarious, sweary, cheerful whodunnit is a full-on festive romp that will make you laugh out loud.’ ADELE PARKS FOR Platinum
‘The perfect present for the friend who would help you hide a body!' CHRISSIE MANBY
‘Hilarious, festive and relatable. A total Christmas cracker!’ FIONA LEITCH
'So good, you should sack off Christmas dinner and read this instead!' HARPER FORD
'A compulsive Christmas cake binge of a read – terrific!' J.M. HALL
'Laugh a minute? More like laugh a second!' HANNAH HENDY
'Hilarious with dollops of fun and a brilliant whodunnit!' JONATHAN WHITELAW
'A five-star triumph!' ROSIE HANNIGAN
'Chock-full of proper jokes!' ABIGAIL BURDESS
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Unnerving, twisted, but definitely worth it.
- By Amazon Customer on 01-27-25
By: Annie Payne
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The Christmas Jigsaw Murders
- By: Alexandra Benedict
- Narrated by: Sandra Duncan
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 18
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 17
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 17
On 1st of December, renowned puzzle setter, loner, and Christmas curmudgeon Edie O'Sullivan finds a hand-delivered present on her doorstep. Unwrapping it, she finds a jigsaw box and, inside, six jigsaw pieces. When fitted together, the pieces show part of a crime scene—blood-spattered black and white tiles and part of an outlined body. Included in the parcel is a message: 'Four, maybe more, people will be dead by midnight on Christmas Eve, unless you can put all the pieces together and stop me.' It's signed Rest In Pieces.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Intriguing Mystery and Word Play
- By Courtney Sterndale on 12-25-24
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Dying for Christmas
- A Novel
- By: Tammy Cohen
- Narrated by: Esther Wane
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 22
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 21
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 21
Out Christmas shopping one December afternoon, Jessica Gould meets the charming Dominic Lacey and impulsively agrees to go home with him for a drink. What follows is a Twelve Days of Christmas from hell as Lacey holds Jessica captive, forcing her to wear his missing wife’s gowns and eat lavish holiday meals. Each day, he gifts her with one item from his twisted past - his dead sister’s favorite toy, disturbing family photos, a box of teeth. As the days pass and the “gifts” become darker and darker, Jessica realizes that Lacey has a plan for her and never intends to let her go.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Just okay
- By Mary on 12-18-23
By: Tammy Cohen
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The Empress of Cooke County
- A Novel
- By: Elizabeth Bass Parman
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
Thirty-eight-year-old Posey Jarvis is the self-appointed “empress” of rural Spark in Cooke County, Tennessee. She spends her days following every word about her idol and look-alike Jackie Kennedy, avoiding her stalwart husband Vern, and struggling to control her newly defiant daughter Callie Jane—all while sneaking nips of gin. When Posey unexpectedly inherits a derelict mansion from her quirky old aunt Milbrey, she finagles her way into hosting her high school’s twentieth reunion there.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Southern small town charm
- By Britain Singleton on 10-15-24
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A Christmas Murder
- By: Mary Grand
- Narrated by: Karen Cass
- Length: 9 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8
Susan didn’t plan on being an amateur sleuth and, after two successful investigations, she’s looking forward to a quiet Christmas. So, when local businesswoman Meera is in desperate need of help, Susan agrees rather reluctantly. The task should be easy enough. The infamous press mogul Duncan Fern is coming back to the Isle of Wight, the scene of his family’s childhood holidays, to celebrate Christmas with his grown-up children and their partners, his new glamorous wife Kirsten who is forever dripping with diamonds, and the spikey editor of his paper the Morning Flame, Antoine.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was ok
- By wisconsinclark on 11-30-24
By: Mary Grand
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The Killer’s Christmas List
- By: Chris Frost
- Narrated by: Tom Slatter
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4 out of 5 stars 4
DI Tom Stonem’s peaceful holiday is cut short when a body is discovered nearby, in the shadow of the Angel of the North. The dead man is bound, his arms outstretched in the sculpture’s iconic pose. In the man’s pocket is what appears to be a little girl’s Christmas list, with the first item – 1. Angel delight – crossed off. When a second body is found – a woman, stabbed in the abdomen after her work Christmas do – Stonem can’t help but notice a grim connection between the crime scenes and the items on the seemingly innocent list. 2. Red party dress. Could this be a murderer’s twisted code?
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4 out of 5 stars
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first book in a promising series
- By Caroline on 01-15-25
By: Chris Frost
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The Doctor
- By: Annie Payne
- Narrated by: Tamsin Kennard
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 8
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4 out of 5 stars 8
Running away from a past she’d rather forget, Doctor Alison Wilson has moved to a new town to take up the role of Medical Officer at failing hospital St Margaret’s. Tasked with shaking things up, she quickly learns that things are worse than they initially seem: patient records are in disarray, staff morale is low, and there’s something afoot that she can’t quite put her finger on As Alison starts to dig into the hospital’s past, she gradually discovers a trail of lies that runs deeper and darker than she could have ever imagined.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Unnerving, twisted, but definitely worth it.
- By Amazon Customer on 01-27-25
By: Annie Payne
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- WineGirl70
- 02-12-25
Hilarious story!
I will definitely read another book from this author. It was extremely funny and the narration was top notch. Definitely should listen to this one!
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