Flirtasaurus

By: Erin Mallon

Narrated by: Erin Mallon

My name is Calliope and "I bone for a living." Kidding. I am studying to be a paleontologist though. It's the only thing I've ever wanted to be, and I have finally landed the perfect museum internship to make all of my dino-loving dreams come true.

Trouble is, everyone wants me to be a gentle, loving sort of creature, but I'm more of the T-Rex type by nature - the kind who is determined to stomp and tear her way through any obstacle in order to get what she wants.

But when a sexy, rumbly-voiced astronomer plummets into my orbit and threatens to break open my hard little heart, my career and my whole way of looking at the world is suddenly on the line.

The dinosaurs didn't see their asteroid coming.

And I sure as hell wasn't prepared for mine.

©2020 Erin Mallon (P)2020 Erin Mallon

plenty of laughs

Loved it! Funny, romantic, heartache....all in one fun package lol!!! Erin is fantastic at both! Looking forward to the next one!!

Erin Mallon rising Star

Erin thank you , love your narration and look forward to more listening to more of your own creations

Amazing narration and awesome story

I loved this book. Erik Mallons debut book was so great and funny that I was cracking up throughout most of it. I seriously can’t wait until her next book.

so fun and sweet

I don't think I've laughed so many times in a book. Erin did an amazing job with this story. I can't wait to read the one. This one was so good. i just loved when Calliope got nervous she would talk so fast and none stop. this was such a great book and loved the little talk that Erin and Andi had afterwards.

Perfect amount of love and humor!

Erin did such a fantastic job with this book! Both writing and narration. Its unbelievably funny, I was laughing so hard at many many points in the book. The awkwardly, blunt, no filer personality of Challiope totally makes the book! You will not regret listening to Flirtasaurus, I promise!! I usually listen to books with both a female and male narrator, but the best part about Erin Mallon is she does both so dang well. She is the one female narrator that I will listen to with out having a male narrator as well. Her dude voice is fantastic!!

Omg you did it again❤️

Author/Narrator Erin you did it again . I listened to this on my 11 hour drive with my husband. I started laughing so hard my husband looked at me like I was crazy. I had to turn it off because I was driving and laughing so hard. I explained the premise to my husband and we both started laughing. Even after listening to the whole book I still crack up .
Thanks for that.

Cute, Fun, Funny!

This book was so incredibly silly and I loved it!

Calliope was a bit annoying as she is a very literal and blunt person which is the opposite of me most of the time. She was just a bit hard to take. Also the book was like 80 percent inner monologue from her POV and we don’t get too much insight from his POV.

Ralph was the opposite of Calliope in almost every way personality wise. He was calm, warm, open and sweet. He helped C calm down a bit but never dulled her individual spark.

Erin Mallon narrated this gem as well as wrote it and she can do no wrong for me as a narrator 🥰

Great debut story

I was intrigued by the blurb for this book (not to mention I loved the title Flirtasaurus) and having listened to numerous books narrated by Erin Mallon, I was intrigued to read and review this book as this is her debut novel.

The characters were quirky, easy to relate too and I enjoyed the banter. In fact there were quite a few laugh out loud moments throughout and I enjoyed the journey Calliope and Ralph travelled to get their happily ever after.

Calliope is a strong woman and I really liked her. The fact that she was focused on becoming a paleontologist and determined to succeed added to my enjoyment of the story. Ralph is totally swoon worthy and I loved how caring and supportive he is of Calliope.
I appreciated that Ms. Mallon was not afraid to write about characters who were flawed and this added an additional layer to my enjoyments of the story.

Hilariously charming!

For a first novel Erin hit it out of the park with Flirtasaurus! Calliope and Ralph are quirky, charming, unique, nerdy and so real in all of the best ways. You can’t help but laugh and cringe for Calliope and fall in live and root for Ralph all at the same time. The museum setting was fresh and unexpected with a rich cast of secondary characters that entertained and rounded out a beautiful and heartwarming story. And Erin Mallon narrating her own words was magical. This one is a must buy!

Adorable, Snarky, Funny!

Erin Mallon has done it again with this fresh new take on rom-com, setting new records for snark. I giggled a lot while listening to this book and enjoyed it very much! I was a bit irritated with the characters at times - but in a way that means I was invested in them and in their story. Calliope is driven, snarky, and not afraid to stand up for herself - sometimes to a degree that is self sabotaging. Her love for paleontology, and dinosaurs in particular, is deep and adorable. Ralph is a fabulously sexy nerd, and I loved it! The originality of this story was refreshing & even educational. Erin's love for these characters bleeds through in her stellar performance!! Mabel is quirky and very high energy, so I'm really looking forward to her adventures in the next book!