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'Nathan Burgoine
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Silas Waite doesn’t want his big-C Conservative Alberta family to know he’s barely making rent. They’d see it as yet another sign that he’s not living up to the Waite family potential and muscle in on his life. When Silas unexpectedly needs a new roommate, he ends up with the gregarious—and gorgeous—personal trainer Constantino “Dino” Papadimitriou.
Silas’ parents try to browbeat him into visiting for Thanksgiving, where they’ll put him on display as an example of how they’re so tolerant for Silas’ brother’s political campaign, but Dino pretends to be his boyfriend to get him out of it, citing a prior commitment. The ruse works—until they receive an invitation to Silas’ sister’s last-minute wedding.
Silas loves his sister, Dino wouldn’t mind a chalet Christmas, and together, they could turn a family obligation into something fun. But after nine months of being roommates, then friends, and now “boyfriends”, Silas finds being with Dino way too easy, and being the son that his parents barely tolerate too hard. Something has to give, but luckily, it’s the season for giving. And maybe what Silas has to give is worth the biggest risk of all.
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Up-and-coming wedding photographer Leah McHale's career is on the rise - thanks in no small part to the Wedding Belles, the elite New York wedding planning agency that always throws top-tier business Leah's way. So when one of the Belles asks Leah to fill in at the former First Daughter's wedding, Leah is overjoyed to say yes - until she finds out who she'll be working with.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Extreme disappointment
- By Anonymous User on 07-01-23
By: Lauren Layne
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Irresistibly Yours
- Oxford, Book 1
- By: Lauren Layne
- Narrated by: Lucy Malone
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 639
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 583
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 582
Hotshot sports editor Cole Sharpe has been freelancing for Oxford magazine for years, so when he hears about a staff position opening up, he figures that he's got the inside track. Then his boss drops a bombshell: Cole has competition. Female competition, in the form of a fresh-faced tomboy who can hang with the dudes and write circles around them, too. Penelope Pope knows all too well that she comes off as just one of the guys.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great writing, but did nothing for me.
- By AudioBookHoe on 04-24-17
By: Lauren Layne
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Let's Talk About Love
- By: Claire Kann
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 158
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 146
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Story4 out of 5 stars 146
Alice had her whole summer planned. Nonstop all-you-can-eat buffets while marathoning her favorite TV shows (best friends totally included) with the smallest dash of adulting - working at the library to pay her share of the rent. The only thing missing from her perfect plan? Her girlfriend (who ended things when Alice confessed she's asexual). Alice is done with dating - no thank you, do not pass go, stick a fork in her, done. But then Alice meets Takumi and she can't stop thinking about him or the rom com-grade romance feels she did not ask for.
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5 out of 5 stars
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good ya/na story
- By AudioBookHoe on 07-19-18
By: Claire Kann
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Love Lessons
- Love Lessons Series, Book 1
- By: Heidi Cullinan
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 542
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 514
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 515
Walter Lucas doesn't believe in storybook love. Everyone is better off having as much fun as possible with as many people as possible - except his shy, sad little sack of a roommate is seriously screwing up his world view. As Walter sets out to lure Kelly out of his shell, staying just friends is harder than he anticipated. He discovers love is a crash course in determination. To make the grade, he'll have to finally show up for class - and overcome his own private fear that love was never meant to last.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Sweet story
- By Riva on 03-04-15
By: Heidi Cullinan
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Seeking Mansfield
- By: Kate Watson
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne, Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 218
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 202
Sixteen-year-old Finley Price has perfected two things: how to direct a world-class production and how to fly way, way under the radar. The only person who ever seems to notice Finley is her best friend and godparents' son, Oliver Bertram. Since Finley moved in with her godparents after the death of her father, she and Oliver have grown close. If Finley could just take Oliver's constant encouragement to heart and step out of the shadows, she'd finally chase her dream of joining the prestigious Mansfield Theater.
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5 out of 5 stars
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ABSOLUTELY CHARMING
- By DJ on 08-22-17
By: Kate Watson
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The Never Never Sisters
- By: L. Alison Heller
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 63
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Story4 out of 5 stars 61
Marriage counselor Paige Reinhardt is counting down the days to summer, eager to reconnect with her workaholic husband at their cozy rental cottage in the Hamptons. But soon a mysterious crisis at Dave's work ruins their getaway plans. Paige is still figuring out how to handle the unexplained chill in her marriage when her troubled sister suddenly returns after a two-decade silence. Now, instead of enjoying the lazy summer days along the ocean, Paige is navigating the rocky waters of a forgotten bond with her sister in the sweltering city heat.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Julia Whelan makes it worth the credit.
- By Ellen Zelda on 09-15-15
By: L. Alison Heller
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Exclusively Yours
- By: Shannon Stacey
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,428
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,161
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,162
When Keri Daniels’ editor finds out she has previous carnal knowledge of reclusive best-selling author Joe Kowalski, she gives Keri a choice: get an interview or get a new job. Joe’s never forgotten the first girl to break his heart, so he’s intrigued to hear Keri’s back in town—and looking for him. Despite his intense need for privacy, he’ll grant Keri an interview if it means a chance to finish what they started in high school.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Just OK
- By GH on 01-07-16
By: Shannon Stacey
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Then There Was You
- By: Claire Contreras
- Narrated by: Eric Yves Garcia, Virginia Rose
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 168
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 156
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 155
Love and the right timing were two things I didn't believe in. Love is about walking to the edge of the cliff and taking the leap together. Timing was never on our side. My first mistake was hooking up with my best friend. My second came years later, when we met again, and I fell for her. My third was letting her go, because I had to. Because a love like this wasn't built to withstand the winds coming in our direction. Love and timing. I didn't believe in either. Then there was you....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Why did it take so long for them
- By Chesney on 08-02-24
By: Claire Contreras
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Game Changer
- Game Changers Series, Book 1
- By: Rachel Reid
- Narrated by: Tor Thom
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 541
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 505
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 504
New York Admirals captain Scott Hunter takes his pregame rituals very seriously. In this case, it's not just a lucky smoothie he's craving - it's the man who made it. Pro hockey star Scott Hunter knows a good thing when he sees it. So, when a smoothie made by juice bar barista Kip Grady precedes Scott breaking his on-ice slump, he's desperate to recreate the magic...and to get to know the sexy, funny guy behind the counter.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tor for the Score
- By Delicious on 10-29-19
By: Rachel Reid
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Georgia Peaches and Other Forbidden Fruit
- By: Jaye Robin Brown
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 153
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 139
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 139
Joanna Gordon has been out and proud for years, but when her popular radio evangelist father remarries and decides to move all three of them from Atlanta to the more conservative Rome, Georgia, he asks Jo to do the impossible: to lie low for the rest of her senior year. And Jo reluctantly agrees. Although it is (mostly) much easier for Jo to fit in as a straight girl, things get complicated when she meets Mary Carlson, the oh-so-tempting sister of her new friend at school. But Jo couldn't possibly think of breaking her promise to her dad.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Straitest lesbian romance I’ve ever read
- By Anonymous User on 05-13-22
By: Jaye Robin Brown
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Some Kind of Magic
- Flirting with Fame, Book 1
- By: Mary Ann Marlowe
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 18
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4 out of 5 stars 16
Biochemist Eden Sinclair has no idea that the scent she spritzed on herself before leaving the lab is designed to enhance pheromones. Or that the cute, grungy-looking guy she meets at a gig that evening is Adam Copeland. As in the Adam Copeland - international rock god and object of lust for a million women. Make that a million and one. By the time she learns the truth, she's already spent the (amazing, incredible) night in his bed.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great plot, poor narration
- By GH on 12-30-17
By: Mary Ann Marlowe
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My Favorite Mistake
- By: Chelsea M. Cameron
- Narrated by: Kate Rudd
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 287
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 264
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Story4 out of 5 stars 269
Two secrets. One bet. Who will break first? Taylor Caldwell can't decide if she wants to kiss her new college roommate or punch him. On the one hand, Hunter Zaccadelli is a handsome blue-eyed bundle of charm. On the other, he's a tattooed, guitar-playing bad boy. Maybe that's why Taylor's afraid of falling in love with him, or anyone else. She doesn't want to get burned, so she needs him gone before it's too late.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Mega Swoon Worthy New Adult Romance
- By Jordy ♡♡♡♡ on 08-28-13
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HIM
- By: Sarina Bowen, Elle Kennedy
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6,301
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5,813
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5,808
Jamie Canning has never been able to figure out how he lost his closest friend. Four years ago, his tattooed, wisecracking, rule-breaking roommate cut him off without an explanation. So what if things got a little weird on the last night of hockey camp the summer they were 18? It was just a little drunken foolishness. Nobody died.
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5 out of 5 stars
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An amazingly pleasant surprise!
- By Nicholas Lynge Pedersen on 04-18-16
By: Sarina Bowen, and others
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The Start of Me and You
- By: Emery Lord
- Narrated by: Angela Goethals
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 36
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
It's been a year since it happened - when Paige Hancock's first boyfriend died in an accident. After shutting out the world for two years, Paige is finally ready for a second chance at high school...and she has a plan. First: Get her old crush, Ryan Chase, to date her - the perfect way to convince everyone she's back to normal. Next: Join a club. But when Ryan's sweet, nerdy cousin, Max, moves to town and recruits Paige for the Quiz Bowl team, her perfect plan is thrown for a serious loop.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Better for MG readers
- By Pink Amy on 06-21-24
By: Emery Lord
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Down on Me
- By: J. Kenner
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 4 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 136
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 121
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 120
With his tight muscles and vibrant ink, certified bachelor Reece Walker is the kind of man who’s used to having any woman he craves in his bed - except Jenna Montgomery. She’s been his best friend for years, and that’s a line he just can’t cross. Until a wild, stolen kiss changes everything. Now anything goes, and Reece is determined to use every wicked skill in his sensual repertoire to claim Jenna as his friend, his lover, his everything.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good listen!
- By Virginia on 08-18-18
By: J. Kenner
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Kaleidoscope Hearts
- By: Claire Contreras
- Narrated by: Christy Romano, Vikas Adam
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 921
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 852
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Story4 out of 5 stars 849
He was my older brother's best friend. He was never supposed to be mine. I thought we would get it out of our systems and move on. One of us did. One of us left. Now he's back, looking at me like he wants to devour me. And all those feelings I'd turned into anger are brewing into something else, something that terrifies me. He broke my heart last time. This time he'll obliterate it.
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1 out of 5 stars
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OMG!!! Yawn!!
- By Jess on 12-22-15
By: Claire Contreras
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Kiss the Girl
- By: Melissa Brayden
- Narrated by: Felicity Munroe
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,133
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,060
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,054
Twenty-eight-year-old Brooklyn Campbell is having a bad day. A speeding ticket, a towed car, and a broken heel are all working against her laid-back vibe. To top it all off, her birth mother, whom she's never met, has requested contact. The only bright spot is an impromptu date with a beautiful and mysterious brunette. Jessica Lennox is what you would call a high-powered executive. She's the head of a multimillion-dollar advertising firm in New York City, and it didn't happen by accident.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Lesbian version of Mad Men!!
- By Iris Pereyra on 01-22-15
By: Melissa Brayden
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-12-23
like a queer hallmark movie
a great holiday romance. chapters alternate between the present -- Silas's sister's wedding where Dino is his fake date -- and the months leading up to it. The flashback chapters show the men's relationship grow from strangers to roommates to friends and set up the final happy ending.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Joseph Fiore
- 12-04-23
Very sweet holiday romance
Really sweet light holiday romance. Nothing too serious. No major conflicts or drama. Like a queer hallmark movie in a book. The narrator was sooo fun to listen to!
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- A. Coop
- 12-15-22
Sweet cute LGBTQ romance
The narration was good and it's a fun Christmas romp with the best they were roommates trope. I did get lost once or twice with the jumping around in scenes but still overall good
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