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Heather Wilds
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Napoleon Ryan
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Nick Spalding
About this listen
Meet Zoe and Greg Milton, a married couple who have let themselves go a bit.
Zoe was a stunner in her college days, but the intervening decades have added five stone, and removed most of her self-esteem. Greg's rugby-playing days are well and truly behind him, thanks to countless pints of beer and chicken curry.
When Elise, a radio DJ and Zoe's best friend, tells them about a new competition, it seems like the perfect opportunity to turn their lives around. Fat Chance will pit six hefty couples against one another to see who can collectively lose the most weight and walk away with a £50,000 prize.
So begins six months of abject misery, tears, and frustration—that just might turn out to be the best thing that ever happened to them - in another laugh-out-loud look at the way we live now from bestselling author Nick Spalding.
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Until five years ago, Alexandra Heminsley was decidedly not a runner. Nor was she athletic in any sense of the word. She was an ordinary, curvy woman who was convinced that sports of any kind, especially running, were beyond her. But she's made running part of her life, and gets to reap the rewards: not just the obvious things, like a touch of weight loss, health and glowing skin, but self-belief, and immeasurable daily pleasure.
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Meh... not what I thought...
- By Maria on 12-03-14
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I Heart New York: A Novel
- By: Lindsey Kelk
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Angela Clark is in love - with the most fabulous city in the world! When Angela catches her boyfriend with another woman at her best friend's wedding, she's heartbroken and desperate to run away. With little more than a crumpled bridesmaid dress, a pair of Louboutins, and her passport in hand, Angela decides to jump on a plane for... NYC! Settling into a cute hotel and quickly bonding with benevolent concierge Jenny - a chatterbox Oprah wannabe with room for a new best friend, Angela heads out for a New York makeover....
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Surprisingly wonderful!!!
- By Vicky Red on 04-04-17
By: Lindsey Kelk
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Wilde Like Me
- By: Louise Pentland
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
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Robin Wilde has a beautiful six-year-old daughter, a job she's really rather good at, a wonderful best friend and an auntie who is bonkers, yes, but loves her to the moon and back. But Robin has a secret. Behind the mask she carefully applies every day, she can't shift the grey, lonely feelings of The Emptiness. She struggles to fit in with the school mum crew, online dating is totally despair-inducing and she worries all the time about raising her daughter with self-confidence, courage and joy.
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I wanted so badly to love this!
- By Robyn on 07-22-17
By: Louise Pentland
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About a Girl
- By: Lindsey Kelk
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The brand new summer bestseller from the immensely popular Lindsey KelkTess Brookes has always been a girl with a Plan. But when the Plan goes belly up, she’s forced to reconsider.After accidently answering her flatmate Vanessa’s phone, she decides that since being Tess isn’t going so well, she might try being Vanessa. With nothing left to lose, she accepts Vanessa’s photography assignment to Hawaii - she used to be an amateur snapper, how hard can it be? Right? But Tess is soon in big trouble.
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Ahhh okay...
- By lzydaizy on 08-02-16
By: Lindsey Kelk
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The Bright Side Running Club
- By: Josie Lloyd
- Narrated by: Danielle Cohen
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When Keira first receives her breast cancer diagnosis, she never expects to end up joining a running group with three women she’s only just met. Totally blindsided, all she can think about is how she doesn’t want to tell her family or step back from work. Nor does she want to be part of a group of fellow cancer patients. Cancer is not her club. And yet it’s running - hot, sweaty, Lycra-clad running in the company of brilliant, funny women all going through treatment - that unexpectedly gives Keira the hope she so urgently needs.
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depressing
- By Jessica on 09-15-22
By: Josie Lloyd
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The Things I Should Have Told You
- By: Carmel Harrington, Emer O'Connor
- Narrated by: Aidan Kelly, Caroline Lennon
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Every family has a story.... But for the Guinness family a happy ending looks out of reach. Olly and Mae's marriage is crumbling, their teenage daughter Evie is on a mission to self-destruct and their beloved Pops is dying of cancer. Their once strong family unit is slowly falling apart. But Pops has one final gift to offer his beloved family - a ray of hope to cling to. As his life's journey draws to a close, he sends his family on an adventure across Europe in a camper van, guided by his letters, his wisdom and his love.
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Another home run!
- By Avid Amazon Customer on 01-04-21
By: Carmel Harrington, and others
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The Woman at 72 Derry Lane
- By: Carmel Harrington
- Narrated by: Aoife McMahon
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On a leafy suburban street in Dublin, beautiful, poised Stella Greene lives with her successful husband, Matt. They're the perfect couple in every way, and Stella appears to have it all. Next door, at number 72, however, lives Rea Brady. Gruff, bad tempered and rarely seen besides the twitching of her net curtains, rumour has it she's lost it all...including her marbles, if you believe the neighbourhood gossip. But appearances can be deceiving, and when Stella and Rea's worlds collide they realise they have much in common.
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So much emotion, I was not prepared
- By RedLady on 08-29-18
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The Wicked Girls
- By: Alex Marwood
- Narrated by: Anna Bentinck
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On a fateful summer morning in 1986, two 11-year-old girls meet for the first time. By the end of the day, they will both be charged with murder. Twenty-five years later, journalist Kirsty Lindsay is reporting on a series of sickening attacks on young female tourists in a seaside vacation town when her investigation leads her to interview carnival cleaner Amber Gordon. For Kirsty and Amber, it's the first time they've seen each other since that dark day so many years ago.
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I didn't want to like these girls...
- By Lesley on 08-30-13
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The Darkest Secret
- A Novel
- By: Alex Marwood
- Narrated by: Beverley A. Crick
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Real estate mogul Sean Jackson is throwing himself a splashy 50th birthday party, but trouble starts almost immediately: His ex-wife has sent his teenage daughters to the party without telling him; his current wife has fired the nanny; and he's finding it difficult to sneak away to his mistress. Then something truly terrible happens: one of his three-year-old twins goes missing. No trace of her is ever found. The attendees of the party, nicknamed the Jackson Associates by the press, become infamous overnight.
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Wow
- By Christina on 09-14-16
By: Alex Marwood
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High Dive
- By: Jonathan Lee
- Narrated by: Doyle Gerard
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
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Taking us inside one of the 20th century's most ambitious assassination attempts - "making history personal", as one character puts it - High Dive moves between the luxurious hospitality of a British tourist town and the troubled city of Belfast, Northern Ireland, at the height of the armed struggle between the Irish Republican Army and those loyal to the UK government.
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Humor? Not Funny.
- By W Perry Hall on 04-10-16
By: Jonathan Lee
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Does My Head Look Big in This?
- By: Randa Abdel-Fattah
- Narrated by: Rebecca Macauley
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
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Welcome to my world. I'm Amal Abdel-Hakim, a 17-year-old Australian-Palestinian-Muslim still trying to come to grips with my various identity hyphens. It's hard enough being cool as a teenager when being one issue behind the latest Cosmo is enough to disqualify you from the in-group. Try wearing a veil on your head and practicing the bum's up position at lunchtime and you know you're in for a tough time at school.
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Great Book
- By Anonymous User on 01-07-19
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- Claudia H
- 04-25-16
Boy, can I relate
Is there anything you would change about this book?
No, I think it was an excellent, well rounded story. It just wasn't my favorite one.
Would you recommend Fat Chance to your friends? Why or why not?
Yes, I think this was a lighthearted read, that was nice to break up my normal listening. I enjoyed the book for the most part.
What about Heather Wilds and Napoleon Ryan ’s performance did you like?
I love having multiple narrators, I think it adds something extra
Could you see Fat Chance being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?
If this was a TV show, it would be something like Mike & Molly. Granted, I've never seen the show, but I imagine something with a laugh track, or a live audience, that's doesn't get very good ratings, but has lots of slap-stick fat humor, and occasionally pulls at your heart strings.
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-07-15
Could not stop laughing
This was a deal of the day book a friend suggested I listen too (after only listening to the sample). After the first chapter I recommend the book to three gal-pals. After finishing the book, I made my husband turn off the TV one night and started the book all over again. I plan on gifting this story to a couple more friends. I will admit it took a while to get use to Napoleon's voice, but by Greg's second diary entry, there could be no other voice. :- ). The story is heart warming and very relatable to those who are well into their thirties, working 40+ hrs a week, and looking at the mirror wondering where their 25 year-old body went.
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- Sami
- 10-07-15
Semi-cute feel-good but some very awkward bits
Liked the first two hours or so but the middle was boring and hard to get through. too many awkward passages about the guy's penis, IMHO. some awkward sorta sex scenes. otherwise entertaining in some parts, clever and funny in small bits but overall not something I'd recommend. Maybe I'm just at a loss for this because I don't struggle with weight loss. it was alright, I finished it out of bordom mostly, I guess it was better than sitting in silence.
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- Raschel S.
- 05-25-17
Hilarious must read.
Referred to me by a friend who warned me of the language. As Im not easily offended I jumped right in. I can tell you that I cried from laughing so hard. Delightful motivating read. Highly recommend.
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- Sparrowhawk
- 07-21-15
Disappointing
Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
No. The story telling was long-winded. I don't think that the author has taken ibuprofen, had a blister, or returned anything to Amazon ever.
What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)
I haven't finished it yet, but I'm having a hard time wanting to.
Have you listened to any of Heather Wilds and Napoleon Ryan ’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I haven't.
Did Fat Chance inspire you to do anything?
Yes. I'm contemplating returning the book.
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- Tom Spencer
- 07-13-15
Great listen even if you aren't on a diet
Easy listening. Great humor. So easy to identify with the main characters. Reader drew me right in with his ability to interpret subtleties in the author's writing.
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- Bowman Crew
- 01-01-17
Laughed so hard I cried!
That pretty much says it all. Great ending. Great all the way through. My first read by nick Spalding and I am so so so happy I read it!! About 3/4 through it I called to my mom that she HAD to get it and listen to it. It was exactly what I needed as a laugh out loud fun and easy listen! Bravo!
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- Tina
- 04-10-16
Funny and strangely motivating
I might have just been in the mood for something quirky but I really enjoyed this book. It's kinda weight loss manual and sporting event combined. I both cringed and celebrated with the main characters.
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- Stephanie
- 07-15-15
Had A Good Laugh
Would you listen to Fat Chance again? Why?
I don't think I would. It was a funny story, but one time is enough.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Fat Chance?
The very last scene at the end of the book. And the naked treadmill.
Which character – as performed by Heather Wilds and Napoleon Ryan – was your favorite?
I found the characters to be really unlikable at the beginning. So much so that I almost didn't continue reading the book. They both ended up growing on me. I identified with Zoe more but Greg was definitely my favorite out of the two.
Any additional comments?
There is a lot of vulgar language in this book. At times, it is a bit tough to get through as I think most times that vulgarity is unnecessary. But being a British book, I do realize that it might have seemed necessary for the story. All in all, I liked the story and kind of predicted the ending.
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- Dare
- 06-06-16
❤️
Extraordinary story. This novels reveals the real emotions that go along with weight loss, and the shame that people sometimes place on overweight individuals. Brilliantly woven together.
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