Fashionably Dead and Loving It

Hot Damned, Book 14

By: Robyn Peterman

Narrated by: Jessica Almasy

Being an undead princess comes with baggage. And unfortunately, it’s not Prada.

Getting shredded in the Daily Fang, The Bloody Times, and The National Dhampir is par for the course in the life of a royal Vampyre - especially mine. However, that’s nothing compared to the shitshow unfolding in my life.

My nightmares are coming true.

Satan is throwing fits about changing diapers.

The Baby Demons are full of cryptic messages.

Martha and Jane have a sphincter obsession.

There’s a half-naked Demon in my closet with a mouth as foul as mine.

On top of all that, we’re hosting Demon-hating royal houseguests.

Oh, and did I mention the Vampyre-eating Zombies on the West Coast?

With Ethan by my side, along with new friends and a few well-hidden enemies, it’s time to adjust my crown, put a few Vampyres in their place, and kick some Zombie butt.

I’m dead.

Life is still good.

I have unconditional love.

And on most days, when I’m not covered in Zombie guts, I’m wildly fashionable.

Fashionably dead, that is, and loving it.

©2020 Robyn Peterman (P)2021 Audible, Inc.

Loved it!

This is the most entertaining and hilarious series I have ever read! The books get better and better! I truly hope the author continues to add to the series. Her writing will have you laughing out loud! Thanks again for this new addition to an outstanding series!

AmazBalls!!!

I love this series it’s hilarious and so creative. I’m so looking forward to Samuels story. I love the narrator she does an amazing job. I hate when a great story is read by a terrible narrator I just don’t get the point but excellent choice keeping the same narrator from the first book. Can’t wait for the next book.
Highly recommended
LMM

It was a dark and stormy night 🤣 BUY IT!!!

Oops she did it again! Another 5 star book for my library. Slap my rump and call me Mary hilarious, heart warming and charming. Just like all her other books this one had me cracking up until my sides hurt and my husband and kids are looking at me funny. Astrid and most of the gang are back and fabulous. 3 siblings come and join the crew and I can't wait for the book that it's promising by the end of this book. Needless to say my gal pals and I have a new game that came from this book.

I love Robyn Peterman's Snark!

If you are looking to roll on the floor laughing, this series is for you! They keep getting better!

Loved it!

The narrator, Jessica Almasy is fabulous!! The variety of voices and inflections that she uses are amazing!! I absolutely loved it! The characters, especially Levi had me laughing out loud. The shenanigans that Astrid and Ethan find are hilarious. Great book to escape reality for a day. If you enjoy the paranormal world especially vampires then consider giving this series a try.

Just what I needed!

I found this series this summer and I have never been more thankful. Every book is hilarious and this one is I exception! A foul mouthed Astrid alway winging it but after a crazy nightmare she’s on edge! Things don’t improve with a half baked man shows up in her room and is as smart mouth and sarcastic as her! Sent from Satan to help she’s frustrated. With other royals coming she a hot mess. I love these characters! Levi and Anastasia are new favorites for though! They are so much fun. I can’t tell you much because I refuse to give away the story line but if you are in need of a crazy inappropriate but totally foul mouthed and hilarious read this will not let you down. I have both read and listened to the book and listening makes this book that much better because the narrator does a banging job with all her characters and their accents and emotional dialogue. She’s unbelievably amazing. !

This series just keeps getting better!

Astrid at her crazy, outlandish and insane best! Just when you thought this series couldn’t get any better it does! As she gains strength she seems to also gain love ones and they just keep getting better too! I am soooo not looking forward to the end of this series! I want it to last forever!!!

Fashionably Dead and Loving It

Love Astrid and Ethan! Hilarious and fun as always. I can't believe we are up to book 14 in the series. I love listening abs reading the stories to relax. The story is lighthearted and witty!

Cant write them fast enough

This is top of my favorite series hands down. I know there are 1 or 3 not on audible yet (novellas) and hoping they make it soon with Jessica A narrating of course - there are so many great authors and series, books, etc I read almost all genres averaging about 5 books a week not just audible but have a library as well. You can’t beat the whiplash quick wit (well, as a reader it seems quick, as a writer you have time) of Robyn’s mind, the humor, sex, mystery/suspense, and characters are always just the right amount mixed together, that’s her talent. I wish there were more coming out in a 12 month period, like at least 1 a quarter ;-) but I know that’s not always realistic.
Jessica is the perfect narrator for this series as she knows how to deliver lines written a certain way, I can’t imagine Astrids voice being another way.
If you haven’t tried this series, I’m envious you get to start from the beginning and binge - I’ve already gone through them several times!!!
Patiently waiting for more.....Lisa

Fanfreakentastic!!!

Another brilliant, hilarious, exciting book by Robyn
! Loved every book so far in the series. She never disappoints.