Everything Has Teeth

De: Jeff Strand

Narrado por: Andy Barker

Contains the Splatterpunk Award-winning story The Tipping Point.

A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a dead Bigfoot in your yard.

These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes several macabre tales written just for these bloody audiobook.

Table of contents:

• The Tipping Point
• Nails
• Stumps
• John Henry, The Steel Drivin' Man
• Fair Trade
• Chiggers
• Cry
• The Fierce Stabbing and Subsequent Post-Death Vengeance of Scooter Brown
• It's Bath Time!
• Alien Face
• Apocalypse of the Yard Gnome
• Dead Bigfoot on the Lawn
• Gross-Out: The Return
• Deformed Son
• The Origin of Slashy
• Secret Message (Decoded)
• The Sentient Cherry Cola That Tried to Destroy the World
• The Eggman Falleth
• The Story of My First Kiss
• Dad (A True Story)
• Bad Bratwurst

©2017 Jeff Strand (P)2019 Jeff Strand

Not a normal book

This was an absolutely wonderful book. If you like books that are a bunch of VERY dark some not so dark short stories. This isn't an Andrew Mayhem type long horrible story that just gets worse. just short ones. very good book

Narration Is Not Good

I love almost everything Jeff Strand has written, but I found these stories to be hit and miss. As with Dead Clown Barbecue, this narrator is fine until he attempts a fake American accent, which is excruciating. Like fingernails on a chalkboard, fast forward through the story bad. When he breaks into "redneck", it's especially bad. It's hard to focus on the story when the narration is so distracting.

Some were good...

Some of these stories were pretty good. A few were amazing. And a couple of them were so creepy, I just couldn’t finish! “Chiggers” made me squirm!!!!!

Nonsensical stories and godawful narration

Firstly, this audiobook sounds like it was recorded in a portable toilet. HORRIBLE quality. The stories themsleves seem like they were runner's-up in a 6th grade short story contest. The narration is irritatingly nasally, and get ready for the worst southern accent by a British guy you've ever heard.