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Long ago, there was a princess so fair that every lord and hero in all the land lusted for her heart, so her father did what any reasonable father would—he cut out her heart and placed it in the highest chamber of a secret tower filled with monsters and deadly traps.
Those few who were wise and bold enough to solve the riddle of the tower's location and venture inside were never seen or heard from again. As the years passed, the quest appeared more and more futile. As the decades passed, it appeared to be lunacy. As the centuries passed, the princess's heart was all but forgotten....
Until now.
The Death Knight, Dan of Uptown, has been charged with an impossible ultimatum: retrieve the princess's heart—or die. Pursued by fanatical enemies, faced with a challenge too daunting for the greatest heroes of the realm, and left without options, Dan and his friends are about to find out exactly why Everybody Hates Tower Dungeons.
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By: George Orwell, and others
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Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10,450
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,290
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,284
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37,677
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 33,531
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33,427
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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1 out of 5 stars
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 94,514
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86,521
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Story4 out of 5 stars 86,319
Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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Temporal
- By: Julian Simpson, Richard MacLean Smith, Bec Boey, and others
- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,046
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,996
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,997
In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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3 out of 5 stars
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others
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- Anonymous User
- 06-23-24
the story is funny and amazing ,and the narrator is awesome as always
nothing about this story will make you regret reading it or rather listening to it lol definitely a great story I recommend both stories
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- Jason B
- 05-09-24
Love this team and the world
Glad to see they had a fresh storyline making this sequel not redundant while still advancing the characters. Looking forward to more books!
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- Chris
- 08-10-24
Ready for the next in the series
Eagerly awaiting the next book in the series. Hilarious interactions and cultural references make for an entertaining journey!
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- Ascendedthor
- 09-09-24
Great for any RPG fan
The humor and the overall story was great. I do recommend listening to the first book before you start this one. I was happy with the way the story turned out.
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- bill
- 08-13-24
What a great book
This is a rare book two that I think is better than book one and I really enjoyed the first book! I can highly recommend this book and author!
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- Maxwell J Oss
- 06-04-24
honestly I liked this one more than the first
The humor is tighter and is more spread out over the cast. Dan is still Dan so hopefully you liked his first appearance. I will warn you this book has a cliff hanger ending. I do recommend this book.
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- Daniel J.
- 05-15-24
Does not disappoint
Light LitRPG with dark humor. Great for anyone wanting an enjoyable story rampant with ample humorous moments and death metal references with Tarantino style battle scenes
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- KOSTADIN
- 07-19-24
and that's how I like my LitRPG
And that's how I like my LitRPG: uninhibited, vulgar, never taking itself seriously, and taking full advantage of the opportunities for world building and not sticking religiously to a "system" or to the races Tolkien introduced to fantasy books. And entertaining.
This book is enormously entertaining. It is also a lot more funnier than the first part. And a lot more crude and vulgar. But in a way that fits the characters. And that's hard to make.
As a bonus, it plays with metal music references and this adds to the fun (for me).
So, in short, the perfect LitRPG. can't ask for more ;)
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- James
- 06-21-24
4.5 Kerwin the Based
A very strange way to right a story about an extremely based Paladin. I just need him to start murdering some false gods. The other characters are ok but pretty mundane.
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- Moe
- 06-25-24
Terrible let down and radical racism
It was going ok, until the Nazi ish. Liking or acting to like it is whatever. But for it to be the main character? I had to eject. 1st book was great. This one I stopped with 5 hours left and still in a dollhouse.
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