Everybody Hates Death Knights
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You'll hate him too; Until you don't. . .
This is the story of Dan—a high school dropout who plays guitar in a heavy metal band and has a minimum wage job wearing a mouse costume. He's not exactly destined for great things.
Then Dan wakes up in another world—a world where science never progressed past the Middle Ages, and the laws of physics have been replaced by role-playing game rules. Dan makes some mistakes—some big mistakes. Dan becomes a Death Knight: a walking personification of death and darkness.
Now, Dan must fight monsters, zealots, and demons just to survive, and he must do it all alone—because everybody hates Death Knights.
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Anya Nowicki, along with thousands of people around the globe, has found herself a host for alien technology known as the Archive. The Archive allows its hosts to alter their minds and bodies in an instant through holographic menu systems. With the touch of a button, anyone can become super strong, gain magical abilities, purchase a giant robot, or become a master in an almost infinite number of skills ranging from advanced combat techniques to fidget-spinning.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Relatable MC
- By Kindle Customer on 06-23-23
By: J.J. Ackerknecht
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System Change: A LitRPG Adventure
- System Universe, Book 1
- By: SunriseCV
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,877
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,416
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,414
Fight, survive, adapt, and rely only on yourself. That is Derek’s creed and what's got him through the System Integration on Earth. Everything changed when the System came. Cute bunnies and beautiful butterflies became savage killing machines. Then the Invaders arrived with a single goal: to obtain ownership of this new habitable planet. War has raged ever since. None of this mattered much to Derek, aside from making living a little more perilous.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Reviews lie hard
- By Anonymous User on 11-27-22
By: SunriseCV
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The Healer's Way
- Healer's Way, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Alexey Kovtunov, Jennifer E. Sunseri - translator
- Narrated by: Jonathan Johns
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 400
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I was the most powerful healer in my world—the best, having devoted my entire life to mastering the art of healing. And yet, for whatever reason, my brother feared that I sought to claim his throne, and he marshaled his forces against me.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A good and interesting start but very Russian
- By Cory on 03-07-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others
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Amelia the Level Zero Hero: A LitRPG Adventure
- Amelia, Book 1
- By: V.A. Lewis
- Narrated by: Mare Trevathan
- Length: 17 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Ten years ago, Amelia woke up alone and lost in a broken world where she had to fight for her survival. Now, after reaching the pinnacle of power, defeating the Void itself, and escaping the abyss, she has finally found her way back into the real world. But instead of returning to Earth, she arrives in the land of Vacuos. A fantasy world with magic, monsters, Classes, and Levels. A world that is governed by a System like it were a video game.
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3 out of 5 stars
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be honest with reviews
- By jacob on 06-14-23
By: V.A. Lewis
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Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 20 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,726
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,548
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,548
Kaiju: Battlefield Surgeon. Survival horror. One of the most brutal, most terrifying full-immersion games ever made. A place where fantasy characters such as elves and dwarves clash with technology, where giant monsters roam the hills, entrusted with protecting the gates of heaven from the demons who would tear it all down. A game where one plays the last of the battlefield surgeons: a healer tasked with keeping the behemoths alive at all costs. But on this server, they don't care about the game. They've come because of the game's most unique feature: full pain.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Not for the faint of heart or weak of mind.
- By Matrin Zachs on 05-28-20
By: Matt Dinniman
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Rise of the Living Forge
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: Actus
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
- Length: 22 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 852
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 772
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 772
Ever since Arwin was summoned as a child, all he has known is war. And now, to claim the demon queen's life and end the war, he has to sacrifice himself. But, as he deals the final blow, the Hero of Mankind is betrayed. Caught in a magical explosion thought to end him, Arwin awakens a month later to find that everyone has already moved on. His [Hero] class has changed to a unique blacksmith Class called [The Living Forge] that is empowered by consuming magical items, but some of his old passive [Titles] remain, giving him the power to forge his new future exactly the way he wants to.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Trade
- By Caroline on 10-27-24
By: Actus
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Death, Loot & Vampires: A LitRPG Adventure
- The Vampire Vincent, Book 1
- By: Benjamin Kerei
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2,100
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,757
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1,757
Becoming a knockoff Dracula in tight leather pants was never part of Vincent’s plans. Neither was being summoned to another world by a cult of vampire wannabes. But both happened. Now, Vincent’s left to pick up the tattered pieces of his humanity as he tries to grow strong enough to keep his family safe. The world is filled with nightmares, and the looming threat of losing his soul stands between his goal and his reality, so it’s not like it will be too hard or anything. Hell should tremble. A good man is going to war.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I want more.
- By Dragonrunt on 06-08-23
By: Benjamin Kerei
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Domestication (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Battle Mage Farmer, Book 1
- By: Seth Ring
- Narrated by: full cast, Holly Adams, Christopher Walker, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 25 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 34
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 22
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Story5 out of 5 stars 22
A world on the precipice of the apocalypse. A secret forged in the flames of war. A chance to start over. For John Sutton, only one of those three things matters. Retired from a decade of brutal war, he wants nothing more than a quiet pastoral life while he does his best to stem the steady increase of his Doom Points before they hit 100, signaling the start of the end. He’s been given a small farm on the outskirts of the empire as a thanks for his service, but no matter how far he travels, it's impossible to escape the war's devastating effects on the world.
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5 out of 5 stars
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AWESOME NESS
- By Kari R Ergle on 06-27-24
By: Seth Ring
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Dissonance
- A LitRPG Adventure (Unbound Book 1)
- By: Nicoli Gonnella
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 26 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 4,721
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4,142
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,137
Felix's life on Earth had become a series of dead-end jobs, ruined relationships, and rotating apartments smaller than most postage stamps. By all accounts, even his own, he was a coward. Too afraid to move forward, to take risks. Yet when given the chance to choose between risking his life or walking away from a deadly encounter, he didn't hesitate. Moments before his untimely demise, Felix was snatched from earth and thrust into a magical world known only as "The Continent". Empowered by the "System", he learns that he can strengthen himself through combat and dedication.
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2 out of 5 stars
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I don't think my words can do this justice
- By Joseph on 05-09-22
By: Nicoli Gonnella
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Gravesong
- Singer of Terandria Series, Book 1
- By: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,514
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,388
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,388
All the world's a stage...even when you're teleported to a new world. Struggling actress Cara O'Sullivan was walking down the street of Galway one moment, and the next, she was in an ancient tomb in a faraway world. Alone in the dark with her cell phone as her last tenuous connection to home, Cara sings her favorite song. To her astonishment, her song casts a spell of light into the world...and from the depths, something hears her. Challenged by a ghostly knight, a tragic necromancer, and hordes of undead, can a young woman who does not believe in heroes become one herself?
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5 out of 5 stars
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This was insta love ❤... Grab this and watch pirateaba write magic!!!
- By Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore on 05-02-24
By: pirateaba
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Master of Puppets
- Master of Puppets, Book 1
- By: Eric Ugland
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 12 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 432
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 401
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A Secret Service operative and dedicated survivalist, Special Agent Del Roosevelt had a plan for every world-ending scenario and regularly trained for them all. He was even ready for a date with the hottest woman in his office next Friday. At least he hoped so. But all that training, all those rations, all that prepping? Useless for the apocalypse that actually played out. Del wakes up half-buried in a giant trash pile, missing his thumbs. And, um, covered in red fur. He's stuck in a world of fuzzy monsters, senseless violence, and cult-like crusaders.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Lack of Plot
- By Amazon Customer on 09-22-24
By: Eric Ugland
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- Daniel J.
- 06-22-23
Fun Break from standard LitRPGs
If you enjoy dark humor with a splash of the absurd and want something different than the other LitRPGs this one is for you. I would call it light and humorous, but it's really dark light humor. A really fun read
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- Moe
- 03-05-24
Liked it
Main character is a little too dumb. However it’s done well and I had some really good laughs from this book. Looking forward to the next one.
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- Derek Long
- 12-09-23
This one surprises me
I had some extra credits and was looking around for something to listen to. The sample sounded interesting but I really didn't have high hopes for this one. But this really surprised me. I had a lot of fun listening to this. By the end I was only disappointed because this is the only book in the series so far. Looking forward to the next one in the series.
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- Bryant
- 11-26-23
This is an absolute fun
I loved how the story started and ended. The main character is a complete idiot, but he is a lovable idiot. I can’t wait for the sequel to come out.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Chris
- 02-15-24
Not bad
Worth the credit. Some fun, crude humor, some eye rolling silliness, and some gross action.
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- Michael T Keough
- 05-25-23
Funny light LitRPG
Not too much on stats, but very funny writing. Narration is really good, he's got great timing for this kind of thing.
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- Gregory Judson
- 09-03-23
Totally Radical
I always know a book is good when I stop reading/listening to it, and I can't help but think about what might happen next. There are very few books that elicit an emotional reaction from me, and this has done it. The author wonderfully words parts in such a way that I feel angry or betrayed on the behalf of the protagonist. I really hope they continue the series, it's always nice to see an unconventional protagonist who maintains their character throughout the book. He's true to himself, and his thought processes are very consistent.
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- Caleb
- 11-29-23
Dark, but funny
This was a rather refreshing change from the usual fantasy book. If you don't mind a semi-dark fantasy setting I think you'll following the misadventures of Dan.
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- Noah
- 12-06-23
A must read.
The books amazing I really hope that there will be more in the near future I would love to see this series go on for a few books at least.
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Bruce Bormann
- 12-11-23
meh
I really don't like the minimum word count requirements for audible reviews. . ..
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