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Eifelhandwerker
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- Narrated by: Kai Kramosta
- Length: 1 hr and 1 min
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Publisher's summary
Wenn Jesus Christus Handwerker war, was hat er dem lieben Gott für die Anfahrt zum Himmel berechnet? Wären Adam und Eva Eifelaner gewesen, hätten sie anstatt dem Apfel die Schlange gefressen? Bedeutet schlüsselfertiges Bauen in der Eifel, dass man bei der Schlüsselübergabe vollkommen fertig ist? Handeln Dorfhandwerker oft im Eifler des Gefechts? Der XXL-Satiriker Kai Kramosta kann dies beantworten - schlau am Bau.
Außer eines Hörbuchs soll es sich noch um etwas drehen: und zwar um seine Heimat, die Eifel. Und wie es sich für einen Pfundskerl gehört: Mit kurvigem Figurenkabarett. Das erste Hörbuch über Eifelaner und ihre Liebens- und Merkwürdigkeiten mit HP Handwerker Peters "Der Eifelhandwerker - Hau vom Bau!" Dieser Basaltathleten steht symbolisch für die possierlichsten Geschöpfe der Natur steht, die Handwerker - ein Denkmal an Kramostas Herkunft. Eifelpower, heftig smart & deftig zart.
Handwerker Peters (genannt HP) ist der Protagonist dieser Schleifscheibe. Am Anfang waren Himmel und Erde - den Rest hat er gemacht; es ist noch kein Meister vom Himmel gefallen - jedenfalls vor ihm... Alltags- und Figurencomedy at their best. HP erzählt von seinem alltäglichen Bauwahnsinn und leutseligem Lebenskosmos in ständigem Dialog mit dem Publikum - seine Art ist liebenswert naiv & heimatlich vertraut. In schönstem Vulkaneifel-Slang poltert er über die Bühne, aktuelle Begebenheiten, bauliche Verfehlungen und familiäre Irrwege - kein Thema ist vor ihm sicher. Passt, wackelt und hat Luft!
Und wenn Kai Kramosta dann noch in Charakteren springt (in einen rheinischen Bauunternehmer sowie eine liebestolle Eifelmöhne), Skurrilitäten seiner Heimat referiert und die Zuschauer durch die spritzröhrige Putzmaschine manövriert... dann weiß man: Wir sind ohne jeden Zweifel - mitten in der Eifel. "Eifelhandwerker": Eine Stunde Kabarett, Comedy und Satire über die Baustelle (und das) Leben. Live
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