Diary of a Ninja Kid, Book 1: Cloudy with a Chance of Zombies
A Funny Adventure for Kids Ages 8-12
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Narrated by:
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Justin Hewitt
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By:
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C A Treanor
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I Dosanjh
About this listen
Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? Sounds like you need the ninja code!
Michael Carter is 12 years old, and everything's going wrong.
Every.
Single.
Thing.
A new house, a new school, parents as busy as whirlwinds, and a sister who’s the master of torture.
The only good thing Michael can think of is his faithful dog, Rocky.
That is, until he makes a new friend and learns about the ninja code.
But can a farting janitor and a secret code help him against the danger he’s suddenly faced with?
Do he and Rocky stand a chance?
Get ready to hold your nose and dive into an apocalypse of zombie farts to find out!
Dig out your clothespin, block your nose, and let’s get stuck in.
Diary of a Ninja Kid, Book One: Cloudy with a Chance of Zombies will have any kid who loves ninjas, zombies, and farts on the edge of their seats. If you have a superhero in training who loves a hilarious, action-packed adventure, this story’s a surefire way to keep any young kid enthralled.
For an adventure that truly understands what it’s like to be a 12-year-old boy, click “Buy Now” right now.
Be warned: This book contains farts!
©2020 C A Dosanjh (P)2020 C A DosanjhListeners also enjoyed...
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