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- Gene
- 12-30-23
Awesome bill verse $*!t
I liked it so much as soon as I can preorder the next false idols imma do it
Gualteiri is da man and carr is fire
This lit is book
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- Bennah
- 02-26-24
It's getting closer
Another fun installment of the False Icon series that makes me feel like we are getting closer to the crossover we have been waiting for...Bill and Jess meeting up.
As always, the narrator was excellent
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-31-24
a pretty dark tale
The overall tale was a good next installment for Jesdie and her entourage. I found this story considerably darker and less fun than the previous works in the series. It seemed to prefer to strip Jessie of all her support network without giving her any true new allies. To what end we will have to stay tuned.
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- Jan D. Leslie
- 03-01-24
inconclusive finish
storyline ended mid scene. very annoying. rest of book on par with his others.
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