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Narrated by:
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Rodney Tompkins
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By:
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Ike Ojukwu
About this listen
Demetri's Picture Perfect Christmas is a holiday adventure packed with unexpected twists, heartwarming moments, and laugh-out-loud mishaps. Demetri is determined to create the perfect Christmas photoshoot for his family, but things go hilariously off-course when a series of chaotic events turn his plans upside down. What starts as a simple shoot transforms into a wild chase involving duffel bags of missing cash, old rivals, quirky friends, and heartfelt family reconciliations.
With his cousin Cam at his side—and just as much trouble following them—Demetri embarks on a journey that teaches him valuable lessons about family, love, and priorities. Along the way, Monique, his partner, deals with her own frustrations at home as Demetri tries to make good on his promises. She’s juggling pranks, misbehaving houseguests, and the unpredictable nature of family dynamics during the holidays. Meanwhile, Bunch, a determined officer with a personal vendetta, enters the fray with a mission of his own—to retrieve his kidnapped children and bring justice to those responsible.
This audiobook offers a humorous, heartfelt rollercoaster filled with outrageous characters and unpredictable moments, from skating rink mayhem to dramatic confrontations on snowy bridges. Just as everything seems to unravel, Demetri learns that the most meaningful gift isn’t money or perfection—it’s being present with the people who matter most.
Perfect for fans of holiday adventures with a twist, Demetri's Picture Perfect Christmas blends comedy, action, and emotional depth in a way that captures the magic and mayhem of the season. It’s an entertaining listen that will leave you laughing, reflecting, and feeling grateful for the messy beauty of family.
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- NishBoo
- 12-18-24
Best Christmas Adventure ever
Funny and heartwarming without even trying. This has to be my new favorite Christmas story, I hope they one day make a movie from this.
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- Ike Ojukwu
- 12-18-24
Festive, Fun, and Family-Centered.
“Demetri’s Picture Perfect Christmas” is a laugh-out-loud holiday adventure full of charm, mishaps, and heartwarming moments. The narrator masterfully captures the humor and emotional depth, making each character feel real and relatable. It’s a perfect holiday escape that balances comedy with touching family themes. Highly recommended for fans of holiday stories that bring both laughter and warmth!
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