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Nickolas Mahr
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David has been living a relatively simple life, considering he's been alive for 500 years, give or take. That all goes away when he meets a man named Jon, who introduces David to Lily, an unsuspecting descendant of Jesus Christ. Their friendship turns dark quickly as they uncover an ancient prophecy that predicts the trio will prevent the biblical apocalypse. What could go wrong?
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The Eden Express
- A Memoir of Insanity
- By: Mark Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Pete Cross
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 51
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 50
Mark Vonnegut set out in search of Eden with his VW bug, his girlfriend, his dog, and his ideals, but genetic predisposition and a whole lot of shit going down made him crazy in a culture that told him mental illness is a myth and schizophrenia is a sane response to an insane society. Describing his experiences during the late '60s and early '70s, Eden Express reveals how Mark went from being a recent college grad who was in love and living communally on a farm to having nervous breakdowns.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Touches the challenges of human condition
- By Glenn Ainsworth on 06-23-23
By: Mark Vonnegut
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Resurrection of the Damned
- War of the Damned, Book 1
- By: Michael Todd, Michael Anderle, Laurie Starkey
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 37
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 34
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Story5 out of 5 stars 33
In a world invaded by demons, it's up to Katie and her Killers to restore order while also evading enemies - and friends - who want her in the worst way.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Totally Spoiled Storyline
- By Linda Luella on 01-03-20
By: Michael Todd, and others
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Her Unexpected Hero
- Unexpected Heroes Series #1
- By: Melody Anne
- Narrated by: Rebecca Estrella
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 170
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 152
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 152
Alyssa's modeling career came to an abrupt end when her manager boyfriend emptied her bank account and ruined her professional reputation. Now she's heading to a new town in Montana to rebuild her life - if she can even get there (stupid delayed planes!). But things are looking up when she's upgraded to first class, and a mysterious stranger sits down next to her. Jackson Whitman doesn't believe in love or commitment or forever - not since he lost his wife and daughter.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Bleh
- By Kelley on 02-13-16
By: Melody Anne
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SEAL's Honor
- Alaska Force Series, Book 1
- By: Megan Crane
- Narrated by: Rachel Dulude
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 57
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 50
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 50
The last thing Blue Hendricks needs six months into his uneasy reentry into civilian life is trouble in the form of his old friend's kid sister, all grown up and smack in the middle of a dangerous murder investigation. But he didn't become a SEAL to turn his back on the hard stuff, and he can't bring himself to ignore Everly's call for help - no matter how much he knows he's not fit to be around the soft, vibrant woman she's become. Not after the things he's done.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Meh
- By StL Reader on 08-08-22
By: Megan Crane
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Missing Pieces
- By: Ivy Smoak
- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, Connor Crais
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 136
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 125
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 124
He's still in love with his ex, and I refuse to be a consolation prize. So why did I just agree to a spur-of-the-moment road trip with him? I just have to keep reminding myself that I'm doing this for me. It has nothing to do with the gorgeous man staring at me like I'm a crazy person.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Beautifully frustrating
- By Cre O. on 10-21-20
By: Ivy Smoak
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The Chosen
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: Andrew McFerrin
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 88
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 79
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Story4 out of 5 stars 77
What do you get when you mix a couple of immortals, a snotty archangel, the Father of Lies, a redneck street preacher and a couple of wiseass waitresses from Texas?
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good Story Bad Ending
- By Mario on 05-13-15
By: John G. Hartness
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Rebel
- Wolfes of Manhattan, Book 1
- By: Helen Hardt
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Kendall Taylor
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 446
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 403
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 400
When Rock Wolfe was fourteen, he tried to kill his father. Twenty years later, someone else finished the job. Now Rock is returning to New York for the reading of the billionaire's will. No way did Derek Wolfe leave anything to his oldest son, but according to Rock's brother, his presence is required. Estate attorney Lacey Ward isn't looking forward to the reading. None of Derek Wolfe's children will be happy, least of all his oldest. When Rock enters the conference room, Lacey is stunned.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Cliffhanger
- By D2niteowl on 06-13-21
By: Helen Hardt