Dad Jokes
Jokes So Bad, They Are Funny
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Narrated by:
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Robert L. Stevens
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George Smith
About this listen
We hate to admit it, but we all love a Dad Joke. Whether it brightened up the mood at the dinner table or embarrassed a few kids around their friends. However I have noticed the same Dad Jokes are being used, and it's time to spice things up to the next level for more eye rolls... or you could say more knee slappers. Covering over 400+ Dad Jokes you will be despised just that little bit more. Enjoy the most hilarious or stupid (however you put it) jokes known to mankind and when you’ve finished, spread the laughter. Buy some glue, cut up the pages and stick them on strangers. That way, the joke's on them.
In this book you'll find:
- Dad Jokes
- Knock Knock Dad Jokes
- Embarrassing Jokes
- Funny Jokes
- Dad Joke Sayings
- Dad Jokes For Certain Situations
- Question And Answer Dad Jokes
- 400+ Dad Jokes
- Much, much more!
Scroll up and order your copy of this fantastic book today!
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- Marianne Bush
- 05-01-19
This is perfect and the book is great quality.
This is perfect and the book is great quality. I’m giving it to a friend who’s a new dad and loves telling the dorkiest jokes.
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- Merle Hampton
- 12-18-20
Great audiobook
My fiancée has been looking forward to doing this since he knew he was going to be a dad. He was so excited when I gave this audiobook to him. He immediately started listening to it.
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- neil
- 06-26-20
Fun book
What a great book! My grandkids ages 4 to 10 loved it! So nice to get them away from all electronics.
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- Twila
- 06-28-20
Great for giggles!
A great little stocking filler. Just what a new parent needed for a giggle! Arrived on time.
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- Flood
- 06-28-20
It's a good dad joke book.
We pick it up every now and then when we feel the needed for a dad joke
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- Connie
- 07-02-20
Great Gift
Got this for my hubby for father's day and we haven't seen disappointed. Some cringy jokes with a good mix of laugh at loud. Great gift
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- jordan
- 06-27-20
Good
I've been making Dad jokes for a long time. These are some gems, some weak, and a whole lot of puns to keep up one's sleeve. On the downside, there are several typos in the book which sometimes detract but can always be figured out.
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- Marilyn
- 06-25-20
Great for a laugh and for stimulating conversatio
I found this little book as a last-minute add on for the recent holidays. I absolutely loved it! We went through half of the book one evening and he was eager to pick it back up the next day. He even put down his Ipad to pay attention to this book!
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- Logan Summers
- 05-03-20
It is great forbad Jokes
Great book for future dads
Both girls loved this book as they are joke enthusiasts. How many jokes did I have to hear? All of them! LOL. But to see them so excited while telling these jokes...perfect.
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- Catherine Mcclane
- 09-28-19
We both enjoy a little silly time.
We both enjoy a little silly time. Got it for the grandkids but found out these jokes and riddles are Brain Games. Young or young at heart, join me in some beneficial silliness.
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