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Caverns and Creatures, Book 8
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Robert Bevan
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Splitting the party is never a good idea, but sometimes, that's just the hand fate deals you.
On Nazere, the gang's plans are cast into the wind when a stubborn foe returns to settle a score.
Back in Cardinia, Stacy has her hands full trying to help Dave, while Dave does everything in his power to avoid being helped.
Tim and Cooper stagger out of the desert, to find themselves in a whole new world of trouble.
As everyone explores new parts of this vast fantasy world, they encounter new friends and foes...and run into some they've met before. Set sail for adventure with galleons of seamen!
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Thrust by a mysterious portal into an unknown world, Nick Barnette does what anyone would do in his situation: he runs. Now separated from his friends, and being pursued by powerful forces he doesn’t understand, Nick must navigate the Kingdom of Lhasa and figure out how to get home. Through his trials and tribulations, Nick notices that he has developed a strange power that allows him to slow down time, vastly improving his combat ability. But he doesn’t have any control over the power.
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A cultivation novel without cultivation...
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Marooned in a strange land. Rescued by a sexy wood elf and her forest friends. Wes has a perilous journey in front of him to reclaim his home, his honor, and his future. In a world where political corruption is rife and there are dangers in every direction, the wood elf and her friends might not be what Wes was looking for, but they might be just what he needs.
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MC is an ass and too much porn
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In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
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The cover art is great....
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Udo's biggest problem isn't being a digger (that's low class), or staying drunk (that's damn expensive), or avoiding the Dwergaz (they're monsters), or even pissing off the supposed Gods. It's that his reality...well, it isn't what he thought. And now, he can't even afford to drink because his so-called friend Nicz is cutting into his business, digging up tin, iron, and copper. So Udo forms a new plan: clay. After all, clay jars are used to store everything: meat, herbs, and, his personal favorite, ale.
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I am confused.
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How do you keep the people you care about safe from enemies you can’t remember? Ten years ago, Nate Garrett awoke on a cold warehouse floor with no memory of his past and the only clues to his identity were a piece of paper with his name on it and a propensity toward magic. Now he’s a powerful sorcerer and a successful thief for hire, but it turns out that those who stole his memories aren’t done with him yet. When they cause a job to go bad, threatening a sixteen-year-old girl, Nate swears to protect her.
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Testosterone IV Drip
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Marla Mason is the chief sorcerer of Felport, a woman who's tangled with gods and monsters and come out on top (if a bit damaged in the process). Bone Shop tells the story of Marla's evolution from runaway to sorcerer's apprentice to mercenary magician and beyond. Fans of the urban fantasy series from Bantam Spectra that began with Blood Engines will find surprising secrets revealed about Marla's past, and new listeners can get to know the character from the very beginning.
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LIKE LIVING IN A FRAT HOUSE
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Gabriel Delling might call himself a professional con artist, but when walking superstitions start trying to bite his face off, his charm is shockingly unhelpful. It turns out living nightmares almost never appreciate a good joke. Together with a succubus who insists on constantly saving his life, Gabe desperately tries to survive a new reality that suddenly features demons, legends, and a giant locust named Dale - all of whom pretty much hate his guts. And when an ancient horror comes hunting for a spirit locked in his head, Gabe finds himself faced with the excruciating choice between death...or becoming some kind of freaking hero.
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Surprisingly Good
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Cade is settling into a new boarding school, contemplating his future, when he finds himself transported to another realm. He soon discovers their new world is populated with lost remnants from the past: prehistoric creatures, ancient relics, and, stranger still - people. Overwhelmed by his new surroundings, Cade has little time to adjust, for soon he and his fellow classmates are forced to become contenders in a brutal game, controlled by mysterious overlords.
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Great Author, Bland Story
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Katrina Darling’s only real friend has been murdered. And not just murdered - ritually sacrificed by a serial killer. Kat is sure more death will follow. She should know...she used to be the monster plunging the blade in. Trouble is, after 300 years of being a vampire, Kat has forgotten what it means to be human. One thing she does remember is that friends matter. Now she's determined to find whoever - or whatever - killed her friend before more victims surface. But just as the hunt begins, a mysterious young man discovers exactly what she was.
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Ugh
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Contains the complete Henchmen Chronicles series.
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for a credit, why not
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He thought it was the end, and his gun sat ready to make sure. But an oddball offer from his last friend comes at the literal last second. Curiosity gets the best of him, and he finds himself sucked into iNcarn8, a game claiming to be a whole new life. Now, as Montana, the larger-than-life tank warrior, he has one more last time to get his life right.
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ignore the short read time
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Greenways Goblins
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When freakish storms envelope the Earth, people start disappearing without a trace. Wild theories abound: Is it aliens, spontaneous combustion, or perhaps quantum entanglement? The only ones who might know are those who have vanished. An average group of gamers is setting up to start a new campaign. The storms rage across the world, but they only care about the game they are about to start. Little do they know that they would be next to disappear from the face of the Earth.
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excellent
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- Blev
- 08-01-20
A guaranteed laugh and good with each book
Great listen. The author/narrator is very talented and so many voiced. Each time a new edition is releasedbi get anjoltbof excitement for yet another installment. This book seemed to give the series a needed refresh and I I look forward to many more! I have never played a RPG but enjoyed the books nonetheless.
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- Nelson C.
- 09-03-20
write more
the only problem I have work the this books is that now I've got to wait for the next one.
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- Justin
- 08-26-21
Less seamen than expected.
Another great addition to a weaving tale of nerd redemption. A few great laughs and a couple of tear jerkers, Bevin might be good at this after all.
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- Ben
- 12-09-20
getting back to better
I feel like this book helped redeem the last two. I've enjoyed this series but it started becoming meh. this book took a good step to bringing it back to its early series glory.
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- John
- 08-12-20
Fantastic addition to the series
The character development and world building in this series is really fun. Galleons of Seamen brings it to a new level. The characters are fully invested in what’s happening to them and they’re becoming more like their character sheets than who they were before. Great book, Robert Bevan’s imagination is delightfully awful.
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- joel
- 10-15-20
my face hurts and it's hard to breathe
Choked so hard from laughing people thought I had Covid ... never disappointed by these books besides wanting them to be longer. 😂
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- Jeremy Voss
- 09-30-20
Just as good as the last
This one is just as good as the previous seven. I love the adventures and having smaller parties just invites more strife! Jonathan sleep is without a doubt the best narrator I’ve ever heard!
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- Hayster_
- 08-11-20
YES!!!!!
the ending of book 7 broke my heart, thank you for fixing that. my favorite character is good again.
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- robert
- 08-21-20
awesome
we need Chaz on Spotify, so we can listen to more of that sweet lute
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- David Thomas Kepple
- 08-16-21
Critical failures remains my favorite series!
Absolute fun from beginning to end, can't go wrong with this series. I can not wait for book 9.
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