Caleb: Still in F*cking Noodle
Caleb Lambert Thriller, Book 4
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Gary Tiedemann
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By:
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Jeff Menapace
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Caleb Lambert used to love the once charming little town of Noodle, Indiana. Now, the only thing he loves is the idea of leaving . . . with Noodle in flames behind him.
Caleb has been a prisoner in Noodle since his most recent visit, the powers that be keeping him as their puppet for both financial and sinister gains.
Death might just be his only way out.
Many deaths, in fact. None of them Caleb’s own . . . he hopes.
But it will be anything but a cakewalk. Caleb is scheduled to do The Clinic again—one of many underground “events” run by those powers that be, and the one that just so happens to have the lowest survival rate.
Especially for the likes of Caleb.
Why? The Clinic is an advanced event whose technology is able to tap into one’s greatest traumas. And Caleb has more than his share of those.
Caleb’s last stay at The Clinic nearly killed him, and the forecast for his next visit appears even bleaker.
He will need all the help he can get to survive, and to perhaps finally see Noodle and those evil powers that be burn. And that help will come in many shapes and sizes, some friendly, some not so much. But if the “not so much” share a common enemy with Caleb . . . ?
“Antiheroes” was never a more appropriate term.
Things will come to a definitive end this time. One way or the other.
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By: James Patterson, and others
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Artemis
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Rosario Dawson
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
- By will on 11-18-17
By: Andy Weir
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Fahrenheit 451
- By: Ray Bradbury
- Narrated by: Tim Robbins
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
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Guy Montag is a fireman. In his world, where television rules and literature is on the brink of extinction, firemen start fires rather than put them out. His job is to destroy the most illegal of commodities, the printed book, along with the houses in which they are hidden. Montag never questions the destruction and ruin his actions produce, returning each day to his bland life and wife, Mildred, who spends all day with her television "family."
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Wish I Hadn't Cliff Noted This in High School
- By Joel on 03-27-17
By: Ray Bradbury
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The Mysterious Affair at Styles
- By: Agatha Christie, Anna Lea - adaptation
- Narrated by: Peter Dinklage, Himesh Patel, Harriet Walter, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
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England, 1914. The world is at war. Captain Hastings, injured and shaken, is invited to Styles Court to recover. It’s a grand old country house - the family home of his old friend - and a perfect haven. Or so it seems. But in the blistering summer heat, trouble is afoot. Simmering tensions are tearing the family apart, and it all comes to a head in the most horrifying way.
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It’s a perfect audible movie!
- By Malissa Caudell on 11-15-24
By: Agatha Christie, and others
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The Ex
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Nicol Zanzarella
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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Cassie thinks she has met the perfect man. Joel is sweet, handsome, romantic, and best of all, he’s crazy about Cassie. She thinks she’s found the guy she’ll spend the rest of her life with. Have children with. Grow old with. Yes, she knows about his perfect ex-girlfriend, Francesca. The beautiful, brilliant chef, beloved by all his friends. But she thinks Francesca is out of the picture. She thinks Francesca is gone for good. Think again, Cassie.
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Too bizarre for someone who loves bizarre
- By G. C. Webster on 07-01-22
By: Freida McFadden
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Sherlock Holmes: The Definitive Collection
- By: Arthur Conan Doyle, Stephen Fry - introductions
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 71 hrs and 57 mins
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Ever since he made his first appearance in A Study In Scarlet, Sherlock Holmes has enthralled and delighted millions of fans throughout the world. Now Audible is proud to present Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, read by Stephen Fry. A lifelong fan of Doyle's detective fiction, Fry has narrated the definitive collection of Sherlock Holmes - four novels and four collections of short stories. And, exclusively for Audible, Stephen has written and narrated eight insightful introductions, one for each title.
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Chapter Guide!
- By Katya Rice on 05-25-18
By: Arthur Conan Doyle, and others
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- Kelly e hill
- 10-29-24
Freaking GENUIS
It is TRAGIC AND A CRIME that Menapace doesn’t have a movie or tv show for every one of his books. He’s such a great writer. His stories are unique and so so good! And the narration is freaking perfect too.
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- Aletta Keplinger
- 10-27-24
The Best Book Series... EVER!
A contract killer with a moral compass! Doesn't get better than that! All of the characters tied together perfectly. I especially loved how we got to know each one through their strengths and weaknesses.
Leave it to Jeff Menapace to get the world renowned narrator Gary Tiedemann to narrate this story!
Like I said this series is perfect.
Perhaps another book in the Caleb series? ❤️
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- Anonymous User
- 10-14-24
Gritty as usual
Love this series and this book didn't disappoint. Just one thing, I want more of this!
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-27-24
Noodle Indiana
the way it all works the story from one book to the next. two thumbs up
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- Williams
- 09-29-24
Each book is better than the last
This series just gets better and better. The narrator is perfect. He never misses a beat. The author and narrator suck you in from the first word. Before I knew it, the book was over and I was listening to it again. The book is action packed. I also laughed out loud multiple times. The cast of characters in the series will keep you on your toes, have you belly laughing and have you on the edge of your seat. I have been following Caleb since he was a little boy with “fuzzy hair” and I will continue to follow him as long as this author keeps the books coming. This is easily a five star audiobook. You will not be able to listen to this book just once.
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- gregory smith
- 11-02-24
One of they best series
I absolutely love this series. It got me from the first book and I cannot wait for another one. Some of the secondary characters could have there own series and it would be amazing as well
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- Antonio
- 10-10-24
great as usual
i have been waiting for this book it feels like forever now Definitely a great story coming full circle with non stop twists and turn i can't wait for more for this story and author
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- Anonymous User
- 10-13-24
Outstanding series
Followed and enjoyed every book of this series including Bad Games. Only bad part was knowing I was going to finish each book and wanted to keep listening. Well done.
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