Bordello of Vampire Pleasure: Vampire Pleasures Series Omnibus

By: Lynda Belle

Narrated by: Nastasia Marquez

His ex-wife has screwed him. Now, his friends are treating him to a brothel hook up to help him forget. But vampires? Really? Newly out of the undead closet, vampires are now members of the 21st century. But can one special vampire help John forget the horrible pain of his wife's affair? He's going to get schooled in the ways of vampire pleasure even if it's the last thing he does. Natasha was looking for a way to forget her ex-boyfriend. She found a vampire. The vampire bordello was just outside of Vegas, and a short drive from her hotel. Could the perfect vampire help her forget her latest man mistake? One fantastic night of secret fantasies will prove to be not only unforgettable, but the answer to what she was looking for, true love. Will a promise of true love be the sacrifice needed to save them both? Will they survive the night together? No one should ever underestimate love. Even vampires.

©2016 Lynda Belle (P)2016 Lynda Belle

Can two mortals find love in a vampire bordello?

For the answer to that you'll just have to listen.
A place for humans to go to have their every fantasy fulfilled by vampires sounds like a fangtasia (true blood) fantasy.
Even though this is a very short erotic listen, it had the potential to be a sexy romance series if... Lynda Belle would have been more creative with the sex scenes.
The fantasies felt fairly common and mild compared to some of the other books on audible.
I guess I was expecting more originality like you get with a Sawyer Bennett or Elle Kennedy sex scene.
But sex scenes a side this story did actually have a plot that I didn't expect and that's what kept me interested.
Nastasia Marquez has a soft soothing voice that I think work's well to be a seductive human but something went very wrong with the vampire characters.
The vampires sounded a little like the count on sesame Street to me.
It was definitely off-putting.
To sum it up this is not a bad book it just wasn't the book for me.
I could see red shoe diary fan's really enjoying it though.
what's an oyster for me could be a pearl for you.
I was gifted this book in enexchange for an honest unbiased review.

Why?

I got this book via audiobook boom. I am not sure what I missed in listening to this short story but the beginning middle and then the end were missing. The man is upset over his cheating x-wife. The lady is upset over cheating x-boyfriend. They go to a vampire sex club yet wind up together. Well perhaps this was the prequel to the real story and the author forgot to tell us. Keep trying and put the story together. All authors struggle sometimes.