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A Cat McKenzie Novel, Book 1
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Lauren Dawes
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A rookie cop. A team of supernatural detectives. Recalcitrant baby vampires on the loose.
My name is Cat McKenzie, and I’ve been a very bad girl….
No, not in the I-need-a-spanking way...pervert.
Nope, my kind of bad got my partner killed on my first day of the job. And now I’m getting punished by being thrown in as human liaison to PIG—the Paranormal Investigative Group.
Seriously, what were my superiors thinking?
I’m not going to lie: I hate all supernatural beings, but especially those cocky ones like my new partner happens to be. Between baby vampires terrorizing school events, my truck getting totalled and demon sex clubs, I wonder who the hell I pissed off in a different life.
But when the vampire threat becomes personal, I'm hell bent on getting to the bottom of it.
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Welcome to The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. I'm Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd in charge. I run my business by one simple rule: Everyone needs a good book and a stiff drink, be they vampire, wicche, demon, or fae. No wolves, though. Ever. I serve the supernatural community of San Francisco. We've been having some problems lately. Okay, I'm the one with the problems. The broken body of a female werewolf washed up on my doorstep. What makes sweat pool at the base of my spine, though, is realizing the scars she bears are identical to the ones I conceal.
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potential emotional triggers
- By Sharon on 06-21-21
By: Seana Kelly
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Investigation, Mediation, Vindication
- The Many Travails of John Smith, Book 1
- By: Chris Tullbane
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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"Investigation, Mediation, Vindication." That's how the Yellow Pages ad starts, and if it sounds like the sort of thing a drunk teenager might come up with . . . well, you'd only be wrong about the teenager part. John Smith owns San Diego's smallest private investigation firm, but he doesn't know the first thing about mediation. Or vindication.
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What a surprise find
- By nightmare on 09-29-23
By: Chris Tullbane
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Histories
- A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Short Story Collection (Quincy Harker Collection)
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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An attack in the dark. The loss of a love. Waking up hung over in a ditch. These are the things that make a hero, especially if that hero is Quincy Harker, immortal wizard, snarky bastard, and general badass. Histories collects two short stories and one short novella giving a peek behind the curtain at the man, the myth, the legend that is Quincy Harker, as well as the origin story of one of his most popular cohorts, Jo Henry.
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Great for newcomers and Harker fans
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-11-22
By: John G. Hartness
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Micaela's Big Bad
- A Halloween Novella
- By: Tijan
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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I found my boyfriend mid-thrust in a vampire. Gross. WTH, right? Also, a fork might've been thrown. I expected to spend the night commiserating with my best friend. That didn't happen. I found myself on a mission to save her. And somehow, I woke up in the back of a vehicle, across from a guy who could be described as literal sex on a stick. Then I found out a few things: He's seriously and overwhelmingly powerful. He's hot, like holy cannoli hot. He's the Big Bad that I've been sensing, but no one knew what kind of a Big Bad he was. Oh, and apparently, he's kidnapped me.
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Give it a listen!! ❤️
- By Heidi C. on 05-21-21
By: Tijan
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His to Defend
- By: Rhenna Morgan
- Narrated by: John Lane
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Though his methods may be rough, when it comes to protecting what’s his, Russian vor Sergei Petrovyh’s heart is always in the right place. That’s never been more true than when the gorgeous Evette Labadie asks him for a job. He knows enough to keep his hands off someone as beloved by the locals as Evie, but there’s something about her that calls to him - no matter how badly he burns to make her his.
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LIGHTER THAN I WAS EXPECTING.. BUT STILL LOVED IT
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 10-17-19
By: Rhenna Morgan
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Tracking Magic (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Rylee Adamson
- By: Shannon Mayer
- Narrated by: Andy Brownstein, Chris Genebach, Lise Bruneau, and others
- Length: 1 hr
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When children go missing, and the Humans have no leads, I'm the one they call. I am their last hope in bringing home the lost ones. I salvage what they cannot. A missing girl and a deadly item belonging to a power-mad demon need to be found before the killing begins. The problem? This is my first salvage. And I have no idea what I'm doing. These were the moments that began to define me, my skills, and my drive to face down the darkest side of the supernatural in order to bring children home. This is where my journey began....
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Graphic Audio
- By Amanda Larsen on 07-09-24
By: Shannon Mayer
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- Carol
- 02-05-23
Another snarky tale
I’ve listen to a lot of fantasy where the female main character is a snarky woman detective. I am becoming to realize, especially after listening to the story, is that I am appreciating strong, female main characters that don’t have to be snarky to be strong. In the case of Cat, our main character, there appears to be an attempt to make her look strong, but she’s always fantasizing about being spanked and allows belittling nicknames. I guess the listener is supposed to see ‘pussycat’ as being cute. I, on the other hand, just saw her as someone that doesn’t respect herself, and therefore why should I. The reason why I gave the story an overall three is because of Ms. She’s.. Her performance made the listening of the story better. However, if this is destined to be a series, I won’t be pursuing it.
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