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Narrated by:
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Desmond Manny
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By:
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Dale W Glaser
About this listen
If you sit a spell and look just so, you might catch a glimpse into another world, or several. Some seem no different from the world you call home, give or take a monster waiting in the shadows, an avenging angel hidden in plain sight, or an inhuman forest spirit better left undisturbed.
Other worlds may be unrecognizably strange, from storybook kingdoms to ash-strewn apocalypses. Familiar or far-flung, all these worlds have certain things in common—plentiful supplies of fear, and a scarcity of happy endings.
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