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Always Carry Your Scythe
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
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Trixie D’Vita didn’t scythe. That was Mom’s gig. Then the Angel Investigative Bureau (AIB) turned up at Aunt Harry’s bar. Seemed the hottest afterlife gameshow in the Mystical Realms was misappropriating newly-departed souls. And Death was a person of interest. When the AIB can’t find Death, they come looking for Trixie, Death’s estranged daughter. Soon Trixie's best friend is in dire peril. An AIB trainee is traipsing towards trouble. And Trixie, armed with nothing but a pocket-scythe, is plunging headfirst into the gaping maw of a trans-dimensional vortex. So not the evening she’d planned. Skittle-colored demons. Werewolf drag queens. Hellhound-doodle puppies. Lots of scythe. All in this rollicking, whimsical, empowering adventure.
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 421
Owned by a ruthless Assassin Lord, Scarlett Monrhoe and her two sisters have been trained since they were children to torture and take life. They are the most feared trio on the continent, but they are also wild and unpredictable. A tragic night has Scarlett finding herself locked away in a noble's household, trapped and forgotten, until she's ready to fall into line.
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3 out of 5 stars
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TOG and ACOTAR waste of a credit
- By Kindle Customer on 02-21-23
By: Melissa Roehrich
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The Witchstone
- By: Henry H. Neff
- Narrated by: Ramiz Monsef
- Length: 17 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 175
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 167
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 167
Meet Laszlo, eight-hundred-year-old demon and Hell’s least productive Curse Keeper. From his office beneath Midtown, he oversees the Drakeford Curse, which involves a pathetic family upstate and a mysterious black monolith. It’s a sexy enough assignment—colonial origins, mutating victims, et cetera—but Laszlo has no interest in maximizing the curse’s potential; he’d rather sunbathe in Ibiza, quaff martinis, and hustle the hustlers on Manhattan’s subway.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Clever and highly entertaining
- By Valerie Yanetta on 08-03-24
By: Henry H. Neff
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Wynonna Earp
- Tales from Purgatory
- By: Emily Andras
- Narrated by: Melanie Scrofano, Tim Rozon, Dom Provost-Chalkley, and others
- Length: 4 hrs
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 508
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 496
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 496
Saddle up and join Wynonna Earp on an immersive new audio adventure in the gritty supernatural world of Purgatory. This Audible Original invites you deeper into the Weird West to follow Wynonna Earp (Melanie Scrofano), as she embarks on her craziest adventure yet: riding off into the sunset with her soulmate, Doc Holliday (Tim Rozon)—yes ... that Doc Holliday. Brace yourself for more wise-cracking demon hunters, earth-shattering revelations and all the genre-blending action you've come to expect from the cult hit TV series.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Happy #Earper ☺️
- By Kate Skidmore on 10-17-24
By: Emily Andras
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The Unfortunate Side Effects of Heartbreak and Magic
- A Novel
- By: Breanne Randall
- Narrated by: Laura Horowitz
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 324
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 308
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Story4 out of 5 stars 308
Sadie Revelare has always believed that the curse of four heartbreaks that accompanies her magic would be worth the price. But when her grandmother is diagnosed with cancer with only weeks to live, and her first heartbreak, Jake McNealy, returns to town after a decade, her carefully structured life begins to unravel.
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2 out of 5 stars
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What a Waste: Save Yourself!!!
- By Corrie on 10-29-23
By: Breanne Randall