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Chloe Archer
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Seasons greetings and alien abductions!
Khephren: There’s no way in Helgar's Nebula I’m marrying the candidate my parents have chosen for me. I don’t want to be the house-husband of some stoic warrior who only cares about training all day. Boring! Thankfully, I’ve learned a thing or two from all those rom-com human movies I’ve illegally downloaded off the intergalactic web. No one will see it coming when I pull a runaway groom maneuver on them!
Once I make my escape, I can go on the solo honeymoon of my dreams—to planet Earth. It’s almost that wondrous time of year when they celebrate their holiday known as “Christmas.” Human Hallmark movies make it seem so magical. I want to experience it for myself! Now, I just need to find a human who can make my wish come true and help me have an authentic holly jolly time…
Sasha: Scrooge was right when he said “bah humbug” to Christmas. This time of year sucks balls, and not the fun kind. I’ve just lost my crappy part-time job and I’m slowly sinking under a sea of student loan debt and crushed dreams.
Just when I think my life couldn’t possibly get any worse, my cat and I are abducted by an alien who wants me to help him experience a "real human Christmas" on his ship. WTF? Clearly he’s chosen the worst possible candidate for the job.
But there’s something about Khephren’s enthusiasm and eternal optimism that starts to melt even my grumpy, cynical heart. Heck, I even agree to be his fake fiancé to get his parents off his back! I don’t know what’s happening to me, but Khephren’s charm is making me feel things I never have before. And those bright pink tentacles of his are strangely fascinating. I can’t help but wonder what all they can do…
As we spend more time together, I start to realize I might not want to go home and that maybe, just maybe, I’ve found what I’ve always been looking for. Could Khephren feel the same? If so, it would be a Christmas miracle and I don’t believe in those…right?
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- A Gambler’s Daughters Novel, Book 1
- De: Cathy Maxwell
- Narrado por: Justine Eyre
- Duración: 8 h y 37 m
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Once there were three Irish sisters—Gwendolyn, Dara, and Elise—who had to fend for themselves when their gambler of a father disappeared, leaving them with an unscrupulous cousin. Dara hatches a daring plan: they gamble what little they own to finance a London season. Her goal: to use their looks and their wits to find a duke to marry for each sister! It seems her crazy plot might work when the sisters are declared the “Incomparables” of the Season. Dukes and lords line up at their door, but bold women and scandal always go hand in hand.
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Slow Moving Just OK
- De Jess D en 03-31-23
De: Cathy Maxwell
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Hidden Species: The Complete Series
- De: Louisa Masters
- Narrado por: Joel Leslie
- Duración: 31 h y 41 m
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Indulge in all the shenanigans at CSG in one volume! Hellhounds declaring a glitter fight? Vampires at war with accounting? It's another day at the Community of Species Government.
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Really Good!!!
- De Sonogirl en 01-20-24
De: Louisa Masters
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Miz Dusty Le Frey
- MM Paranormal Romance & Dark Comedy (Crawshanks Guide to the Recently Departed: Dead Serious, Case 1)
- De: Vawn Cassidy
- Narrado por: Joel Leslie
- Duración: 9 h y 40 m
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Tristan Everett has always preferred the company of the dead because they usually don't talk back. Being a somewhat awkward introvert working as a pathologist at the Hackney Public Mortuary suits him just fine. That is, until a freak accident with a rogue ice cube and suddenly he can see ghosts. Just when he thought his life couldn't get any weirder, sassy drag queen, Dusty Le Frey, is wheeled in with a toe tag and she's not prepared to go quietly into the light.
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Sooo good!
- De BKTSTORM en 08-14-24
De: Vawn Cassidy
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Napoleon's Egypt
- De: Juan Cole
- Narrado por: Grover Gardner
- Duración: 11 h y 16 m
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In this vivid history, master storyteller and world-renowned historian Juan Cole tells the story of Napoleon's invasion of Egypt in 1798. Revealing Napoleon's reasons for leading the expedition against Egypt and showcasing the young general's fascinating views of the Orient, Cole delves into the psychology of both the military titan and his entourage.
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Couldn't finish
- De Matthew en 11-05-07
De: Juan Cole
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Huge
- A Novel
- De: Brent Butt
- Narrado por: Brent Butt
- Duración: 8 h y 21 m
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It's 1994, and three stand-up comedians have embarked on a tour of smaller communities across a remote stretch of rural countryside. Dale is a forty-something comic from Chicago who's on the back half of a mediocre career and thinking about quitting the business. Rynn is a twenty-something fast-rising comedy star from Dublin with a big Hollywood break on her horizon. The third performer is a local act, a late addition to the bill who has agreed to open the shows and do all the driving. He goes by the name Hobie Huge, and he is, indeed, enormous.
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Brent Butt tells it from the heart
- De MP en 11-19-23
De: Brent Butt
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A Fae Coin Transported Me into Another World and Now I'm the Gay Holy Maiden
- A Fortune Favors the Fae Standalone
- De: AJ Sherwood
- Narrado por: Zachary Zaba, Tor Thom
- Duración: 11 h y 3 m
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What happens when you fall and hit the webtoons trope tree? You get killed by Truck-kun, get transported to a fantasy world by a sentient Fae coin, and become the first gay holy maiden. Jake Alexander is Not Happy to be sure. Fortunately in Jake's case, part of the trope tree includes the gorgeous Duke of the North, Theon. And starting a business from scratch, which he's always wanted to do. And revitalizing his new country which is on the verge of collapse.
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Tor Narrates Like Reading a Bullet List
- De pdxBooks en 01-20-25
De: AJ Sherwood
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Crossed Sticks
- An MM Hurt-Comfort Hockey/Lacrosse Romance (Buffalo Warriors Hockey, Book 1)
- De: Ryan Taylor, Joshua Harwood
- Narrado por: Alexander Cendese
- Duración: 8 h y 49 m
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I wasn’t a keeper. Guys just didn’t pick me, and after one too many threw me away, my heart couldn’t take it anymore. When I was traded to the Buffalo Warriors, I knew things wouldn’t be any different. Skate. Score goals. Work out. Repeat. That’s my life. I’m living the dream by playing professional hockey, and I have some amazing friends. I’m happy. Really, I am. Or at least I’m trying to be. Until the night I run into Luca.
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Harper and Luca’s electric chemistry and playful banter will keep you hooked from start to finish.
- De BookSnuggle en 09-29-24
De: Ryan Taylor, y otros
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My Inherited House Might Be Haunted
- De: AJ Sherwood
- Narrado por: Harley Chase, Curtis Michael Holland
- Duración: 2 h y 52 m
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Rhett's inheritance of the gorgeous Victorian house was expected. What was not expected was: Two familiars; A house full of ghosts; Magic powers?!; A new boyfriend, maybe, possibly, please, and thank you. Now, if he could just figure out how to handle everything, life would be peachy.
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Great beginning to a series
- De Cathy Ann Marshall en 06-17-25
De: AJ Sherwood
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A Curse of Scales and Flame
- A Magic and Marvels Novel, Book 1
- De: Max Walker
- Narrado por: Simon Dornet, Jon Vertullo
- Duración: 8 h y 16 m
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Dragons were dying. All over the world, a curse was taking us out one by one, and nobody knew how to stop it. I watched my mother burn, I watched my little brother fall sick. That's when Robby practically falls into my lap, with his big brown eyes and charming smile and his penchant for being hunted by vampires. After saving him twice from certain death, we soon come to realize that there's a reason he's being hunted. And that reason may be the answer to all our problems, and the start to a whole new set of them.
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2 Missing Chapters
- De Deborah Christie en 04-22-25
De: Max Walker
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Never Landing
- De: Sam Burns, W.M. Fawkes
- Narrado por: Greg Boudreaux
- Duración: 4 h y 59 m
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Well, he loves the idea of his job. It’s just that the reality of marketing isn’t a creative joy, it’s a soul-crushing corporate rat race. His boss keeps taking credit for his work, and his coworkers couldn’t be less sympathetic if they tried.
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A great update to the Peter Pan story
- De Alexis en 04-22-25
De: Sam Burns, y otros
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Boraleashe
- Lord of the North Wind
- De: A.E. Via
- Narrado por: Troy Duran
- Duración: 4 h y 43 m
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Boraleashe Cavalerie was the opposite of his titan brothers. He was stoic, disagreeable, and his attitude towards others was just as biting as his frost. All titans were required to gift their pure hearts to another—to fall in love—as praise to the divinities for their dominion over an element. Refusal to pledge their heart was considered an act of defiance to the gods. There would be judgment . . . and atonement.
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Love these two
- De Tonisha W en 03-26-25
De: A.E. Via
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Covenant
- The Firm, Book 1
- De: Cora Rose, Lark Taylor
- Narrado por: Harley Chase
- Duración: 10 h y 35 m
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The Firm has ruled St. Dismas for generations. To most, they’re just a myth. But in truth, they are the last resort of the desperate. I never understood why anyone would go to The Firm. There’s always a price to pay—a price you won’t discover until your request has been granted. It was a path I swore I’d never walk. Or so I thought. When my brother is gravely injured, everything changes. I have no choice but to go to The Firm. I don’t know what they’ll ask of me, but I’ll give anything to save Jackson. He has his whole life ahead of him, and I’ll make sure he gets to live it.
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Excited To See Where This Series Goes
- De Amazon Customer en 05-24-25
De: Cora Rose, y otros
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Woods of the Raven
- De: Mary Calmes
- Narrado por: Greg Tremblay
- Duración: 7 h y 39 m
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Xander Corey lives simply, sustainably, on the outskirts of Osprey, a small, quaint town in Upstate New York. He’s a librarian when the town’s budget can afford him, a good friend, kind neighbor, and also, a witch. And while that’s of no concern to anyone around him, there are others, non-humans, who have a vested interest in Xander’s family land. Xander knows something dark and dangerous is brewing. He’s just not quite sure what.
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Excellent
- De Karri en 06-24-23
De: Mary Calmes
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Bro and the Beast
- The Wolf's Mate, Book 3
- De: L. C. Davis, Joel Abernathy
- Narrado por: Shawn K. Jain, Javi Wilder
- Duración: 3 h y 18 m
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Brad finally gets what he wants. He's back in his world, where he's top dog and the only alpha males around are the frat bros who worship him as a legendary party animal. So why is getting back to Raul and the rest of the characters in the cheesy romance novel he was so eager to escape all he can think about? Brad has no choice but to set out on a quest with his twin brother, Devon, to find Luna Daycrest, the author of The Wolf's Mate—and the one person who might be able to help him get back to the man he loves.
De: L. C. Davis, y otros
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Greg has done an awesome job narrating this story. I loved it!
Tentacles Love.
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Sasha may have started their space adventure being abducted from his life on Earth, but it soon becomes apparent it wasn't much of a life at all. On board the Sleigh Belle he slowly discovers how different his life could be. He could have friends who become family and he could have the love of the absolute sweetest alien in the galaxy.
The scene where Sasha and River get to meet via space video is amazing. I knew right away those two would get on like a house on fire. No shame, the both of them. It would be so fun if we could see more of them interacting in a future Tentacular Tales book. I bet River would love Khephren too. Like Sasha realizes, it's truly impossible not to fall in love with that pink tentacled alien.
"He feels so right to me --like he should be mine
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Another tentacular tale. Not just for Christmas.
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There’s some feels here so mind the trigger warnings.
Highly recommend.
I received a free copy of this audiobook from the author and am voluntarily leaving a review.
All I Want For Christmas Is Tentacles
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Aʟʟ I Wᴀɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ Cʜʀɪsᴛᴍᴀs ɪs Tᴇɴᴛᴀᴄʟᴇs • Chloe Archer
Tinsel & Tentacles
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Khephren doesn't want to go through with his arranged marriage and wants to experience Christmas the same way Earthlings do so he runs away from his wedding and abducts Sasha, and Jonsey, hoping for the Christmas he's always wished for and unaware of the extra magic it will bring.
Khephren and Sasha had me laughing, crying, and swooning through the entire book. These two were everything I didn't know I needed in my life. I love how adorably romantic Khephren is and how he brought back Sasha's Christmas spirit. I love this found family and hope to see more of them in the future.
A year ago this was my first experience with Chloe Archer, a year later this book is just as great as it was the first time I read it, and this time around was made even better with the audiobook and narration by Greg Boudreaux. Greg outdid himself again with fantastic narration and bringing the story to life. I can see this audiobook becoming a yearly listen.
Get ready for... mm, sci-fi, alien/human, alien abduction, size difference, grumpy/sunshine, runaway groom, fake fiancé, found family, romantic comedy, pansexual, holiday (Christmas), and first-person point of view.
**Review Updated December 2024**
Khephren and Sasha
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Cute Tentacle Christmas Story
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Tentacles for the win!
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Princess Jonsey steals the show
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As always, Greg Boudreaux does an amazing job bringing the book to life and imbuing even more character in the story. From Khephren to Sasha, and new secondary characters to cameos of old favorites, they all have their own distinct voice and personality.
Tentacled intergalactic Christmas adventures
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Alien abduction xmas style
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