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A Product of Genetics (and Day Drinking)
- A Never-Coming-of-Age Story
- Narrated by: Jess H. Gutierrez
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Publisher's summary
A frank, raucous, and bawdy collection of essays about coming of age through the oddest jobs, misadventures in queer love, and endearing parenting fails
This is a perfect book for a very imperfect generation. Millennials were the kids who wore slap bracelets and jeans so low rise they could see one another's colons, and they are now adults wondering, Is everyone else as messed up as I am?
In her book, Jess shares relatable tales of a woman who feels like a dumpster fire even with a seemingly ideal set up with a fire-captain wife, three kids, and a mortgage. Highlights include roller-derby catastrophes, a disastrous first night on the job at a lesbian bar, narrow escapes from wild animals, and fond memories of sending printed thirst-trap photos via mail to the lover in Australia she met on the early Internet. Listeners will soon cheerfully discover that Jess’s voice is infectious, her stories are off-the-wall, and her references are deeply and delightfully millennial.
Critic reviews
“Jess Gutierrez has a one-of-a-kind talent for showing how hilarious and absurd life can be—and, lucky reader, she is ready to share her escapades with the rest of us. From reading about a bachelorette party fiasco to dating disasters to trying to parent when your kids seem determined to yell inappropriate things in the middle of a Walmart, I couldn’t put this book down.”—W. Kamau Bell, comedian and author of The Awkward Thoughts of W. Kamau Bell
“Gutierrez speaks to me. At times I had to look at the cover of this book to remind myself that I didn’t write it. It’s empowering to not only accept our flaws but to celebrate them. Like Gutierrez, I’m a millennial making things up as I go along, waiting for the day when I’ll finally see myself as a ‘grown up’. Until that day comes, I find solace in knowing there are others like me—those who have imposter syndrome for adulthood and thinking there will be a day when it all finally clicks. I hope it doesn’t happen any time soon because as this book hilariously shows, our way is much more fun.”—Sona Movsesian, New York Times bestselling author of The World’s Worst Assistant
“A Product of Genetics (and Day Drinking) is a once-in-a-millennium millennial must-read. Gutierrez’s quirky and cracking wit leapt off the page and chased me around the room. I'm buying two copies, one for each eye.”—Karen Duffy, New York Times bestselling author of Model Patient and Wise Up
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- Narrated by: M.K. Asante, Dion Graham, Adenrele Ojo, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Waiting in the emergency room at Temple University Hospital in North Philadelphia where his eighteen-year-old nephew, Nasir, lay unconscious after being shot nine times, MK Asante began pouring his heart and soul into a series of letters to a beautiful, dying Black boy so full of life. As Nasir fought for survival, MK realized there was so much—too much—that he had kept from his nephew, starting with the truth about his father, MK’s brother, Uzi, whom Nasir had never met. MK could no longer remain silent because in many ways, his nephew was repeating the mistakes of the past.
By: M.K. Asante
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The Mother of All Things
- A Novel
- By: Alexis Landau
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Kept busy by her obligations as a wife and mother, art history professor Ava Zaretsky has little time to devote to her research and writing. Now tagging along on her film-producer husband’s shoot in Bulgaria for the summer, where she’s mostly solo parenting her sweet son and rebellious budding tween daughter, she has a chance encounter with her fierce feminist mentor from college, which changes everything.
By: Alexis Landau
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Keanu Reeves is Not in Love with You
- The Murky World of Online Romance Fraud
- By: Becky Holmes
- Narrated by: Becky Holmes
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Featuring first-hand accounts of victims, examples of scripts used by fraudsters, a look into the psychology of fraud and of course plenty of Becky's hysterical interactions with scammers, this is a must-listen for anyone who needs a reminder that Keanu Reeves is NOT in love with them.
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Hilarious - and informative
- By B. Linville on 04-07-24
By: Becky Holmes
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The Memo
- A Novel
- By: Rachel Dodes, Lauren Mechling
- Narrated by: Anna Caputo
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Jenny Green dreads her upcoming college reunion. Once top of her class, the thirty-five-year-old finds herself stuck in a life that isn’t the one she expected. Her promising career has flamed out (literally) and her deadbeat boyfriend is cheating on her (again). All her friends seem to have it all figured it out, enjoying glittering lives and careers that she can only envy from the sidelines. Did she just not get the memo they all did?
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Fun!
- By Linda Silakowski on 06-25-24
By: Rachel Dodes, and others
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The Cautious Traveller's Guide to the Wastelands
- A Novel
- By: Sarah Brooks
- Narrated by: Katie Leung, Kobna Holdbrook-Smith
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
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There is only one way to travel across the Wastelands: on the Trans-Siberian Express, a train as famous for its luxury as for its danger. The train is never short of passengers, eager to catch sight of Wastelands creatures more miraculous and terrifying than anything they could imagine. But on the train's last journey, something went horribly wrong, though no one seems to remember what exactly happened. Not even Zhang Weiwei, who has spent her life onboard and thought she knew all of the train’s secrets.
By: Sarah Brooks
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Death in the Air
- A Novel
- By: Ram Murali
- Narrated by: Fajer Al-Kaisi
- Length: 11 hrs and 22 mins
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Ro Krishna is the American son of Indian parents, educated at the finest institutions, equally at home in London’s poshest clubs and on the squash court, but unmoored after he is dramatically forced to leave a high-profile job under mysterious circumstances. He decides it’s time to check in for some much-needed R&R at Samsara, a world-class spa for the global cosmopolitan elite nestled in the foothills of the Indian Himalayas. A person could be spiritually reborn in a place like this. Even a very rich person.
By: Ram Murali
What listeners say about A Product of Genetics (and Day Drinking)
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- Manuel Gutierrez
- 06-18-24
Funny, yet real
I like how she is real and tells it like it is. There is no holding back. Refreshing and true! 80s babies need a new name like generation x 2.0. They should have Jess classify the 80s generation. You won’t want to turn it this audio off.
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- JW
- 06-22-24
Unfiltered life.
I’ve always said point out the “normal” person in the room and dollars to doughnuts they’re the real freak. Hearing Jess tell her story with brutal honesty and cutting wit was incredibly moving and entertaining. Her narration reminded me that no matter our differences most of us are more alike than not.
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- chandra p.
- 06-22-24
Funniest book ever!
Oh boy, this book is for EVERYONE. It’s incredibly relatable, vulnerable, naughty (in the best way) and probably the funniest book I have ever listened to! 10/10
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