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Sally Franson
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With “elements of The Bold Type, Mad Men, and The Devil Wears Prada” (Entertainment Weekly), a young woman navigates a tricky twenty-first-century career—and the trickier question of who she wants to be—in this savagely wise debut novel.
At 28, Casey Pendergast is not where she thought she’d be. Sure, she’s killing it at her high-paying advertising job, but when she thinks about the idealistic English major she used to be, she can’t help the nagging feeling that perhaps her best friend Susan is right–Casey is a sellout who’s traded her dreams for a high-rise condominium, expense account, and designer handbags.
When her boss assigns her to a lucrative new campaign to lure acclaimed authors into becoming content creators for corporations, Casey doubts that her literary idols will buy into this particular brand of capitalism. But determined to give it her best shot, she begins her trek across America, only to find herself stunned by how easily these writers agree to compromise their work and integrity in exchange for some extra cash. As she grapples with her own conscience, and falls in love with one of the authors she’s courting, Casey begins to question just how much she’s willing to sacrifice to chase material success.
A witty and razor-sharp coming of age story perfect for our time, A Lady’s Guide to Selling Out is a winning debut novel about a young woman navigating career, love, and friendships, all while redefining success on her own terms and figuring out who she really wants to be.
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Noah and Mia have always been best friends, and their friendship is the most important thing to them. Life is going great for Noah and he’s up for a promotion in a job he loves. But Mia’s life is on hold as she awaits a kidney transplant. She’s stuck in a dead-end job and, never wanting to be a burden, has sworn off all romance. So when the chance of a lifetime comes to go back to school and pursue her dream, it’s especially painful to pass up. She can’t quit her job or she’ll lose the medical insurance she so desperately needs.
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Childhood friends to husband and wife
- By Kindle CustomerNL on 11-04-22
By: Allison Ashley
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People Will Talk
- By: Kieran Scott
- Narrated by: Austenne Grey, Cindy Kay, Dana Wing Lau
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Frank family throws their annual clambake at their gorgeous beachside home on Cape May, the seafood is always delivered to white-clothed tables on fine bone china. And Peter Frank, the beloved son and perennial heartbreaker, will make the rounds, charming every woman on the guest list. Top of that list this year are Maya, his tennis star girlfriend just coming off the high of winning Wimbledon; Catherine, his high school sweetheart turned wildly successful wedding planner and influencer; and Leanne, the fiercely protective aunt and legal guardian of his only son.
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Silly
- By Three on 03-06-25
By: Kieran Scott
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A Quiet Life
- A Novel
- By: Ethan Joella
- Narrated by: Stacey Glemboski, Melissa Redmond, Byron Wagner
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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From the author of A Little Hope—a Read with Jenna Bonus Pick—comes an enormously powerful and life-affirming novel about three individuals facing challenges and grappling with loss in his or her own way.
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Wonderful audio
- By Barbara S on 12-18-22
By: Ethan Joella
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The Doll Factory
- By: Elizabeth Macneal
- Narrated by: Tuppence Middleton
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1850s London, the Great Exhibition is being erected in Hyde Park, and among the crowd watching the dazzling spectacle, two people meet by happenstance. For Iris, an arrestingly attractive aspiring artist, it is a brief and forgettable moment, but for Silas, a curiosity collector enchanted by all things strange and beautiful, the meeting marks a new beginning. When Iris is asked to model for Pre-Raphaelite artist Louis Frost, she agrees on the condition that he will also teach her to paint. She has no idea that evil is waiting in the shadows.
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Quite awful
- By Lynne on 08-15-19
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Big in Sweden
- A Novel
- By: Sally Franson
- Narrated by: Meg Ryan
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Paulie Johansson has never put much stock in the idea of family: she has her long-term boyfriend Declan and beloved best friend Jemma, and that’s more than enough for her. Yet one night on a lark, she lets Jemma convince her to audition for Sverige och Mig, a show on Swedish television where Swedish-Americans compete to win the ultimate prize: a reunion with their Swedish relatives. Much to her shock, her drunken submission video wins her a spot on the show, and against Declan’s advice Paulie decides to go for it.
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Average
- By Burcu Sarac on 03-10-25
By: Sally Franson
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Privilege
- A Novel
- By: Mary Adkins
- Narrated by: Caitlin Kelly, Adenrele Ojo, Sophie Amoss, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Carter University: “The Harvard of the South.” Annie Stoddard was the smartest girl in her small public high school in Georgia, but now that she’s at Carter, it feels like she’s got “Scholarship Student” written on her forehead. Bea Powers put aside misgivings about attending college in the South as a biracial student to take part in Carter’s Justice Scholars program. Their lives - and barista Stayja York's - intersect unexpectedly when Annie accuses fourth-year student Tyler Brand of sexual assault, and Bea is assigned as Tyler’s student advocate.
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maybe Im not the right audience
- By Kelly on 08-30-21
By: Mary Adkins
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Would You Rather
- By: Allison Ashley
- Narrated by: Courtney Patterson
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Noah and Mia have always been best friends, and their friendship is the most important thing to them. Life is going great for Noah and he’s up for a promotion in a job he loves. But Mia’s life is on hold as she awaits a kidney transplant. She’s stuck in a dead-end job and, never wanting to be a burden, has sworn off all romance. So when the chance of a lifetime comes to go back to school and pursue her dream, it’s especially painful to pass up. She can’t quit her job or she’ll lose the medical insurance she so desperately needs.
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Childhood friends to husband and wife
- By Kindle CustomerNL on 11-04-22
By: Allison Ashley
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People Will Talk
- By: Kieran Scott
- Narrated by: Austenne Grey, Cindy Kay, Dana Wing Lau
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Frank family throws their annual clambake at their gorgeous beachside home on Cape May, the seafood is always delivered to white-clothed tables on fine bone china. And Peter Frank, the beloved son and perennial heartbreaker, will make the rounds, charming every woman on the guest list. Top of that list this year are Maya, his tennis star girlfriend just coming off the high of winning Wimbledon; Catherine, his high school sweetheart turned wildly successful wedding planner and influencer; and Leanne, the fiercely protective aunt and legal guardian of his only son.
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Silly
- By Three on 03-06-25
By: Kieran Scott
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A Quiet Life
- A Novel
- By: Ethan Joella
- Narrated by: Stacey Glemboski, Melissa Redmond, Byron Wagner
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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From the author of A Little Hope—a Read with Jenna Bonus Pick—comes an enormously powerful and life-affirming novel about three individuals facing challenges and grappling with loss in his or her own way.
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Wonderful audio
- By Barbara S on 12-18-22
By: Ethan Joella
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The Doll Factory
- By: Elizabeth Macneal
- Narrated by: Tuppence Middleton
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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In 1850s London, the Great Exhibition is being erected in Hyde Park, and among the crowd watching the dazzling spectacle, two people meet by happenstance. For Iris, an arrestingly attractive aspiring artist, it is a brief and forgettable moment, but for Silas, a curiosity collector enchanted by all things strange and beautiful, the meeting marks a new beginning. When Iris is asked to model for Pre-Raphaelite artist Louis Frost, she agrees on the condition that he will also teach her to paint. She has no idea that evil is waiting in the shadows.
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Quite awful
- By Lynne on 08-15-19
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Big in Sweden
- A Novel
- By: Sally Franson
- Narrated by: Meg Ryan
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Paulie Johansson has never put much stock in the idea of family: she has her long-term boyfriend Declan and beloved best friend Jemma, and that’s more than enough for her. Yet one night on a lark, she lets Jemma convince her to audition for Sverige och Mig, a show on Swedish television where Swedish-Americans compete to win the ultimate prize: a reunion with their Swedish relatives. Much to her shock, her drunken submission video wins her a spot on the show, and against Declan’s advice Paulie decides to go for it.
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Average
- By Burcu Sarac on 03-10-25
By: Sally Franson
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Privilege
- A Novel
- By: Mary Adkins
- Narrated by: Caitlin Kelly, Adenrele Ojo, Sophie Amoss, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Carter University: “The Harvard of the South.” Annie Stoddard was the smartest girl in her small public high school in Georgia, but now that she’s at Carter, it feels like she’s got “Scholarship Student” written on her forehead. Bea Powers put aside misgivings about attending college in the South as a biracial student to take part in Carter’s Justice Scholars program. Their lives - and barista Stayja York's - intersect unexpectedly when Annie accuses fourth-year student Tyler Brand of sexual assault, and Bea is assigned as Tyler’s student advocate.
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maybe Im not the right audience
- By Kelly on 08-30-21
By: Mary Adkins
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The Fourth Child
- A Novel
- By: Jessica Winter
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
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The author of Break in Case of Emergency follows up her the “extraordinary debut” (The Guardian) with a moving novel about motherhood and marriage, adolescence and bodily autonomy, family and love, religion and sexuality, and the delicate balance between the purity of faith and the messy reality of life.
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Just OK - Considered Bailing
- By Madeleine Homan on 04-18-21
By: Jessica Winter
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My Mother Cursed My Name
- A Novel
- By: Anamely Salgado Reyes
- Narrated by: Yareli Arizmendi, Marisa Blake, Karla Serrato
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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For generations, the Olivares women have sought to control their daughters’ destinies, starting with their names. In life, Olvido constantly clashed with her carefree daughter. Then teenage Angustias discovered she was pregnant and left her mother’s home in search of her own. Ten years later, Felicitas finally meets her estranged grandmother and is terribly disappointed when Olvido is nothing like a grandmother should be. She is strict, cold, and…dead. Now, Olvido is convinced the only way her spirit will cross over is if she resolves her unfinished business.
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Beautiful rich characters
- By Anaiz Ochoa on 10-29-24
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The Donut Trap
- A Novel
- By: Julie Tieu
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 8 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Jasmine Tran has landed herself behind bars - maple bars that is. With no boyfriend or job prospects, Jasmine returns home to work at her parents’ donut shop. Jasmine quickly loses herself in a cyclical routine of donuts, Netflix, and sleep. She wants to break free from her daily grind, but when a hike in rent threatens the survival of their shop, her parents rely on her more than ever. Help comes in the form of an old college crush, Alex Lai.
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Relatable Asian Coming-of-age
- By MaBiche on 05-09-23
By: Julie Tieu
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The Doctor
- By: Annie Payne
- Narrated by: Tamsin Kennard
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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Running away from a past she’d rather forget, Doctor Alison Wilson has moved to a new town to take up the role of Medical Officer at failing hospital St Margaret’s. Tasked with shaking things up, she quickly learns that things are worse than they initially seem: patient records are in disarray, staff morale is low, and there’s something afoot that she can’t quite put her finger on As Alison starts to dig into the hospital’s past, she gradually discovers a trail of lies that runs deeper and darker than she could have ever imagined.
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Unnerving, twisted, but definitely worth it.
- By Amazon Customer on 01-27-25
By: Annie Payne
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If I Were You
- A Novel
- By: Cesca Major
- Narrated by: Katherine Press, Nikolas Salmon
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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Amy and Flynn have been dating for two years. And they love each other. Don’t they? Only Amy can’t read Flynn’s mind and Flynn can’t read Amy’s. Little do they know this weekend is make or break. Amy’s nervous older sister is getting married at the world’s swankiest wedding venue in rural Devon and is relying on her younger sister to be the perfect Chief Bridesmaid. Frustrations on the way to the wedding escalate until both Amy and Flynn are shouting at each other in a country lane during a thunderstorm. Why can’t they see things from the other’s point of view?
By: Cesca Major
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Woman on the Edge
- By: Samantha M. Bailey
- Narrated by: Katherine Fenton
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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In a split second, Morgan Kincaid’s life changes forever. She’s on her way home from work when a mother begs her to take her baby, then places the infant in her arms. Before Morgan can stop her, the distraught mother jumps in front of an oncoming train. Morgan has never seen this woman before, and she can’t understand what would cause a person to give away her child and take her own life. She also can’t understand how this woman knew her name.
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Can I at least get some cheese with all the Whine?
- By JudylL on 03-12-20
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Significant Others
- A Novel
- By: Zoë Eisenberg
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg, Jennifer Robideau
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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Roommates since college, Jess and Ren have built a strong—if at times codependent—friendship. Now navigating their late thirties, the women co-own a weathered beachfront home, comother a rescued shelter pup and have inadvertently centered their lives around each other. Jess is clever and driven with a lucrative career running her own real estate brokerage. Magnetic but aimless, Ren has been making margaritas at the same local dive and teaching dance classes at the same run-down gym for well over a decade.
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A beautifully written depiction of love, friendship, loss, and re-birth
- By David Singh on 07-09-24
By: Zoë Eisenberg
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Dragged to the Wedding
- By: Andrew Grey
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 7 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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James Petika is living the single gay life he always wanted. A police officer in Chicago, he has a good job, good friends—and he’s two thousand miles away from his family’s expectations. He also has a problem: he needs a date for his sister’s wedding in Missoula, Montana, but his family has no idea that he’s gay, and he’d like to keep it that way. The solution? Daniel Bonafonte aka Lala Traviata, the queen of the Chicago drag scene.
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Surprisingly sweet and wholesome
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 06-24-24
By: Andrew Grey
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Under Your Spell
- A Novel
- By: Laura Wood
- Narrated by: Ellie Heydon
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Dumped by her cheating ex, fired from her dream job, and about to lose her flat: Clementine Monroe is not having a good day. So when her sisters get her drunk and suggest reviving a childhood ritual called the Breakup Spell, she doesn’t see the harm in it. But now Clemmie has accidentally ruined a funeral, had her first one-night stand, and she’s stuck with a new job she definitely doesn’t want—spending six weeks alone with the gorgeous and very-off-limits rock star, Theo Eliott.
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Savior Cliché
- By Gwynn on 07-22-24
By: Laura Wood
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In a Jam
- By: Kate Canterbary
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Kit Swann
- Length: 15 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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When Shay Zucconi’s step-grandmother died, she left Shay a tulip farm—under two conditions. First, Shay has to move home to the small town of Friendship, Rhode Island. Second—and most problematic since her fiancé just called off the wedding—Shay must be married within one year.
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Fifty Shades of Jam
- By Amazon Customer on 04-27-23
By: Kate Canterbary
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Every Moment Since
- A Novel
- By: Marybeth Mayhew Whalen
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, George Newbern, Kirby Heyborne, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone in Wynotte, North Carolina, knows the name Davy Malcor. Knows the video clip of him juggling four balls, "All at the very same time!" Knows the Marty McFly jacket his mother made for his birthday that he wore proudly, and often. But no one knows what happened to him the night he went missing more than twenty years ago. When the jacket is unexpectedly uncovered, the cold case reopens, and Davy's family is thrust into yet another media storm. But at the heart of the story are four people forever changed by one single night.
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A Life of Regret
- By Linda Parvin Hutchinson on 10-05-24
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The Secret Life of Violet Grant
- By: Beatriz Williams
- Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
- Length: 14 hrs and 41 mins
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Passion, redemption, and a battered old suitcase full of secrets: The New York Times best-selling author of A Hundred Summers returns with another engrossing tale of lost love and female ambition that crosses generations.
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USE YOUR CREDIT ON ANOTHER BOOK
- By KBS on 05-11-18
By: Beatriz Williams
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- Jeff
- 07-26-24
Funny and insightful!
I loved the character building, I enjoyed the relationships. Many brilliant observations about our current state of affairs. A very smooth and entertaining read!
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- jacqueline m. stewart
- 07-28-24
The veracity and validity of the author’s themes.
I had a difficult time getting into the narrator’s voice, as she drops off at the end of every sentence. However, she did draw me in eventually, and then I could not put it down. I was into the book until the very end. I enjoyed the way the author resolved all the conflicts, and felt the truth in them.
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