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Narrated by:
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Jessica Almasy
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Robyn Peterman
About this listen
This is a holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your listening pleasure!
It's Christmas at the Cressida House, and all hell is breaking loose.
Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life-size Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing I've ever done.
Mixing heaven and hell on my cousin's famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my baby's first Christmas to be special - memorable. I'd like to chalk my heinous idea up to having been falling-down drunk, but that won't fly, as it's insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on. So instead I'll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars, and catering by Mother Nature. To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I can't even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.
Never, never again. Christmas from now on will be at a freakin' spa for the undead - no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the devil.
I just have to make it through the next 24 hours without beheading a beloved one. Merry freakin' Christmas - and Happy New Year.
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- By: Eve Langlais
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 107
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 96
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 96
The problem with being born with expectations is the failure to live up to any. Christopher might be the antichrist, but taking over the world and leading the minions of darkness sounds like a lot of work. And while slacking is a sin his supposed dad Lucifer approves of, his lack of goals is a problem. Personally, Christopher would rather just work hard enough to make ends meet - and maybe buy a six-pack. But fate is conspiring against him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Brilliant surprise
- By debbolsen on 01-10-19
By: Eve Langlais
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Kiss & Hell
- Hell, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Charlotte North
- Length: 11 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 78
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
Delaney Markham has a special talent. Not only does she see dead people, she hears them. By the way, communicating with tormented spirits all day, every day really puts a kink in your love life. With no romantic entanglements to speak of, Delaney is free to use her gifts by holding seances to pay the bills. Except things go off the rails when she meets one unbelievably infuriating ghost, and as her luck would have it, he seems determined to hang around, like all the time!
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5 out of 5 stars
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I’m sad it’s over…
- By Erica on 11-06-21
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Friend-Zoned
- By: Belle Aurora
- Narrated by: Eleanor Gwyn, Douglas Berger
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 154
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 144
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 143
Nikolai Leokov never thought he'd fall in love with the only girl he's ever befriended. Valentina Tomic has issues with commitment after the ultimate betrayal. When Tina decides to make broody Nik's day better, she never thought she would end up friends with the hard man. Nik has never had a woman be so affectionate to him without expecting something in return.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Highly disappointing!
- By Wen on 06-04-15
By: Belle Aurora
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Anaconda
- By: Lauren Landish
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,369
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,280
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,276
Football star and Internet sensation Gavin "Anaconda" Adams is the biggest celebrity our little town has ever seen. But I had no idea who he was when I accidentally walked in on him naked. I was shocked, seeing all of him, a cocky grin on his face. I didn't know what to do. So I ran. No matter what I do, I can't get that image out of my head. To make matters worse, Gavin wants a date with me.
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2 out of 5 stars
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PLEASE GET SOMEONE NEW TO READ THIS BOOK
- By Beth Oge on 09-28-18
By: Lauren Landish
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The Accidental Werewolf
- Accidentally Friends, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,827
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,678
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,677
When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty. And since he's a werewolf, she is now, too. Thinking Keegan Flaherty is clearly insane, Marty refuses to believe a word until a kidnapping makes her realize there's more at stake than just her highlights.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Too much sex
- By CrunchySocks on 03-17-15
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Dirty Dix
- Hard Love, Book 1
- By: Monica James
- Narrated by: Ryan West, Virginia Rose
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 76
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 69
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Story4 out of 5 stars 68
Filthy, sexy and full of surprises, Juliet is so hot she has me on fire. I’ve met my match and I can’t help going back for more. Then there’s Madison…she’s sweet, funny and awakens in me a fierce need to protect her. But I don’t do relationships. I don’t usually do the same woman twice. Juliet and Madison: Two very different women have got me completely hooked. Who will I choose? I know who I should choose, but I never said I was the hero of this story, or even the good guy. And besides, who wants to be good, when it feels so good being bad?
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1 out of 5 stars
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SORRY.. BUT THIS STORY WASN’T FOR ME
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 03-03-19
By: Monica James
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The Troublemaker Next Door
- By: Marie Harte
- Narrated by: Anne Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 117
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 108
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 106
It's been the day from hell for Maddie Gardner. Instead of offering her a promotion, her boss made a pass at her. After she quit, she got dumped by her lukewarm boyfriend. And then when she's in the middle of a foul-mouthed meltdown in her kitchen, she notices her gorgeous green-eyed neighbor standing there.
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2 out of 5 stars
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This one could not hold my attention.
- By SS on 07-04-18
By: Marie Harte
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Afterlife
- Afterlife Saga, Book 1
- By: Stephanie Hudson
- Narrated by: Rebecca Rainsford
- Length: 26 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 852
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 771
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Story4 out of 5 stars 768
Afterlife...just some gothic nightclub where gossip is fuelled by the presence of a rich and unearthly, handsome family or afterlife...the strange place where time seems to stand still and guests feel the presence of something more powerful held within the confines of the VIP. Keira is new to this small, cold town and is running from a past that seems to feast on her darkest memories. She finds living with her sister away from English soil to be just the ticket to the new life she is trying desperately to find.
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2 out of 5 stars
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It is a good book yet it is NOT in many ways
- By Lexi on 11-29-16
By: Stephanie Hudson
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August
- A BWWM Romance
- By: Amarie Avant
- Narrated by: Gregory Salinas
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 268
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 240
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 237
Anything a man can do, I can do it better. I’ve lived by that credo my entire life, and with my dangerous "job", it’s always been true. I’m a rich man’s kryptonite; I can pretend to desire you and then execute a plan to take all you own. My brothers and I live a dangerous lifestyle. Then in walks muscles, murky green eyes, and a cocky smile. August needs a place to stay, and he’s saved my kid brother’s life. Now, he’s a god to my brothers. Can he really be trusted? I'll put a bullet to his head if he proves my intuition is right.
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5 out of 5 stars
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YESSSS
- By Necole on 01-30-19
By: Amarie Avant
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Love and Lists
- By: Tara Sivec
- Narrated by: James Fouhey, C.J. Bloom
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 408
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 374
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Story4 out of 5 stars 376
Twenty-five-year-old Gavin Ellis has always had the love and support of his family ever since he was a little boy and couldn't stop talking about his penis. He's also always had their unsolicited advice and uncanny knack of embarrassing him at all costs. Now that he's an adult and trying to convince the love of his life to love him back, things haven't changed very much from when he was younger. When Gavin's best friend, Tyler, suggests he make a to-do list of items that will ensure he wins the girl, Gavin is 100 percent on board: after a few six packs.
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4 out of 5 stars
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WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IN PUBLIC.
- By Ulyana on 12-25-15
By: Tara Sivec
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Cursed
- By: Tara Brown
- Narrated by: Julie McKay
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 949
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 874
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Story4 out of 5 stars 868
Someone is drugging the fairest of them all and hurting them in the dark corners of the forests around Port Mackenzie - shrouding the town in mystery and darkness. But nothing is as it seems. In the dark corners of the small town there is also a light, a cure to what ails the sick. But everything comes at a cost, a price that must be paid. Aimee James discovers that cost the moment she dies. She discovers there are worse things than dying. She finds herself cursed.
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1 out of 5 stars
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can't even finish it
- By Sharada on 07-11-18
By: Tara Brown
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Willing Captive
- By: Belle Aurora
- Narrated by: Angela Starling, Alastair Haynesbridge
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 324
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 307
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 306
Delilah "Lily" Flynn is used to her drab existence. Lily's been living it for twenty two years. Her boring life is suddenly turned on its head when she's rudely kidnapped from her bedroom. Or so she thinks. Nox Taylor is far too high up in his field to be assigned a babysitting job. There's nothing more he wants than to complete his mission so he can be rid of the smartass tomboy, Lily.
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4 out of 5 stars
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MUCH MORE THAN I WAS EXPECTING & ADDICTIVE TOO
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 04-08-15
By: Belle Aurora
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Vault
- A Madison Kate Novella
- By: Tate James
- Narrated by: Lucas Webley, Brooke Daniels
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 342
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 310
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 309
Vault is a Madison Kate Novella but is intended to be listened to after the Hades series, as several events overlap and this story does contain multiple spoilers for the Hades series.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Vault is outstanding
- By Amanda T on 12-01-21
By: Tate James
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Capture
- By: Rachel Van Dyken
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley, Peter Coleman
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 387
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 363
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 364
Losing your ability to speak at the age of 17; it's not normal or fair. But trauma has a way of throwing normality out the window. Dani lives anything but a normal life: her sister is married to one of the biggest names in Hollywood, her best friends are rock stars, and she has more love around her than most people experience in a lifetime. But that doesn't change the fact their parents are dead, or that it's her fault. It seems her new normal is being a mute, living on the inside, unable to actually communicate on the outside.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great story
- By TeaReads on 08-05-17
By: Rachel Van Dyken
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Volumes of the Vemreaux Complete Collection
- A Dystopian Adventure Trilogy
- By: Mary E. Twomey
- Narrated by: Madeline Mrozek
- Length: 45 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 192
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 179
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Story4 out of 5 stars 178
This is the complete set of the Vemreaux Trilogy, including The Way, The Truth, and The Lie. In a world not divided by race, creed, or color but by blood type, Blue Anders finds herself on the wrong end of fortune's mercy. Born with a lesser blood type, Blue is raised in The Way, a work camp for A-bloods.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Religious overtones and emotionalally damaged protagonist
- By Frank on 05-16-16
By: Mary E. Twomey
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Keeping It Hot
- The Breakfast in Bed Series, Book 1
- By: Sydney Landon
- Narrated by: Nicol Zanzarella
- Length: 6 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 64
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 60
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 61
Zoe Hart owns the coffee shop in one of the hottest upscale resorts in Florida, which is run by her childhood best friend, Dylan Jackson. Even though Dylan is a workaholic, he still finds time to enjoy the beautiful women who pass through his hotel - all of them except Zoe. She has been in love with Dylan for years without him noticing. But with her 30th birthday fast approaching, she realizes she can't keep pining away for a man who doesn't show the merest sign of romantic interest in her.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Cute and entertaining
- By VAS on 09-09-24
By: Sydney Landon
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Draw
- Gentry Boys #1
- By: Cora Brent
- Narrated by: Stephanie Rose, Soren Gray
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 236
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 217
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 217
I don't even know if love is real. After running from the bastard who brutalized me, I limped back to Arizona, choosing a vibrant college town in the hopes of starting over. I never expected to find him there. Cord Gentry. He and his brothers were tough, lusty forces of nature I'd known since childhood. Years ago Cord seduced me as a sick game. I've hated him ever since. Now here he is again, a man who beats other men bloody for money.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Let’s hear it for the (Gentry) boyz!
- By Lisa on 04-14-19
By: Cora Brent
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- Jeff
- 08-18-20
Love this series
This is my favorite vampire/demon series. This series has left me LOL through the whole thing and this book was no different. It's full of wit and snark that entertains. This series is very well written but the narrator really makes it great. Love her voice for the MC and she does great with the other characters as well. Can't wait for more. Very highly recommended.
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- BigDogs
- 09-05-16
Ho Ho Ho
I never buy the short books in a series. Usually cost doesn't justify a 2 hour audio book. I too a chance on this one and am very glad I purchased it.
It it hilarious just like her others in this series.
This series is right up there with my other favorite groups of series by Molly Harper.
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- Terri
- 03-11-20
So funny
Had me laughing out loud from beginning to end! I love Samuel and his new pet!!
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- Stacie
- 09-08-16
Great Book!!
It was very entertaining to listen to. I've enjoyed every book that was written. Wonderful!
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- Michelle
- 05-31-20
Adorable!
This was a fun little story of a family Christmas I can relate to! Ha ha!
The narration was excellent, with only a couple of words in one line that would not be easy to hear in a noisy environment. You'll still know what's going on, so don't let that stop you.
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- Crystalshannon1
- 09-23-19
absolutely hilarious
I so love this series. It is funny as hell and well worth the credit.
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- Heather
- 03-07-18
I love this series!
I love this author, I love this narrator, I love this series! I literally found myself busting out laughing multiple times.
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5☆ - I loved this book and it brought out true emotion in me (laughter, anger, a good cry, etc)
4☆ - I loved this book.
3☆ - I liked this book.
2☆ - I didn't really care for this book.
1☆ - I did not like this book at all and probably did not finish it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-29-22
Laugh Out Loud Funny
Love Astrid and the whole gang for Christmas! So much fun and joyously good. Love this series!
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- Curly's Ramblings
- 08-28-17
Oh my...
Christmas at Astrid & Ethan's home. A wonderful plan but unfortunately it is doomed from the start. As always, chaos is the game and laughs are the gift. Highly recommend this series!
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- Tina Marie Barr
- 06-21-19
very funny book
sexy hot I really like the Characters definitely going to buy the Kindle books. l
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