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Christopher D. Schmitz
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A back-alley brawl between the furries and the bronies.
Deadpool cosplayer keeps stealing all the erotic pegasus artwork.
Someone's necronomicon opened a tentacle portal in the men’s room.
Two cops go undercover at a comic-book convention to stop Wil Wheaton’s murder.
You’ll love this buddy cop comicomedy, unless you’re my mom. If you are my mom, please bring me a hot-pocket. I’m in the basement.
If you love Discworld, Hitchhikers Guide, or Bimbos From the Death Sun, then this audiobook is for you! Get it now!
(Also, hot-pockets are on sale, Mom.)
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By: Lee Goldberg
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Killing Critics
- By: Carol O'Connell
- Narrated by: Laural Merlington
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 103
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 64
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Story4 out of 5 stars 64
NYPD sergeant Kathleen Mallory - computer genius, street fighter, provocative waif, peerless investigator, manipulative beauty - is the gorgeous, near-sociopathic heroine of this knife-edged suspense novel. Along with old pals, Ricker, Coffey, and faithful admirer Charles Butler, Mallory is determined to solve the brutal "art as death" murder of an untalented but highly touted artist-critic.
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2 out of 5 stars
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2 Stars is generous
- By P. Chavez on 10-14-12
By: Carol O'Connell
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The Frame-Up
- The Golden Arrow Mysteries Series, Book 1
- By: Meghan Scott Molin
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 835
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 756
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Story4 out of 5 stars 751
MG Martin lives and breathes geek culture. She works as a writer for the comic book company she idolized as a kid. But despite her love of hooded vigilantes, MG prefers her comics stay on the page. But when someone in LA starts recreating crime scenes from her favorite comic book, MG is the LAPD’s best - and only - lead. She recognizes the golden arrow left at the scene as the calling card of her favorite comic book hero. The thing is…superheroes aren’t real. Are they? When Detective Kildaire asks for her comic book expertise, MG is more than up for the adventure.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Hit or Miss, Saved by the Narrator
- By Dubi on 02-06-19
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Dangerous Games
- Sinclair & McCallum, Book 1
- By: Michael Prescott
- Narrated by: Suehyla El Attar
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 47
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 41
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Story4 out of 5 stars 42
A killer is using labyrinthine storm drains to dispose of his victims, who are found handcuffed and drowned, washed out of the rain-filled drainage lines like garbage. The crimes compel FBI Agent Tess McCallum to crack the case, but they're touching a nerve in Personal Security Consultant Abby Sinclair. She fears it's the same madman who invaded her nightmares once before. As the two women work with each other to solve the case, tensions rise and tempers flare. And as sure as the rain, a new killing season begins.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A thrilling ride with great characters!
- By Aaron P. Lazar on 08-20-12
By: Michael Prescott
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Once Shadows Fall
- A Thriller
- By: Robert Daniels
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 70
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 60
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Story4 out of 5 stars 59
After years of paying her dues on the force, Beth Sturgis has earned her place as a detective for the Robbery-Homicide division of the Atlanta PD. Now, she's heading up a major manhunt for a potential serial killer who's working his way inward from the outskirts of the city. The copycat elements in the first crime scene lead Sturgis to retired FBI agent Jack Kale, who was responsible for apprehending and nearly killing the murderer known as the Scarecrow, the same Scarecrow who appears to be this new killer's terrible inspiration.
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5 out of 5 stars
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amazing
- By Ryan on 08-01-16
By: Robert Daniels
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The Atrocity Archives
- A Laundry Files Novel
- By: Charles Stross
- Narrated by: Gideon Emery
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,824
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,485
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,483
Bob Howard is a computer-hacker desk jockey, who has more than enough trouble keeping up with the endless paperwork he has to do on a daily basis. He should never be called on to do anything remotely heroic. But for some reason, he is.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A great techno-spy-Lovecraftian-horror-comedy
- By A reader on 02-08-10
By: Charles Stross
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Radicals
- By: Nik Korpon
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Isabel Keating
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 306
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 270
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Story4 out of 5 stars 270
Jay Brodsky is an enigma. To his fellow agents at the FBI’s cybercrimes division. To his new partner. Even to himself. For someone whose skills are beyond question, he often seems just on the edge of losing control. He seldom speaks about his family and his personal life, but he seems to be hiding something. And he has an unusual obsession with even the most obscure punk rock. So when a mysterious cyber-terrorist organization begins erasing Americans’ medical debt, Jay must put his personal issues aside to focus on an attack that threatens to destabilize the US economy.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Punk rock, anarchy, hacking and an FBI investigat
- By col2910 on 11-24-20
By: Nik Korpon
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Faces of the Gone
- Carter Ross, Book 1
- By: Brad Parks
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 364
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 317
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Story4 out of 5 stars 318
Four bodies, each with a single bullet wound in the back of the head, stacked like cordwood in a weed-choked vacant lot: That's the front-page news facing Carter Ross, investigative reporter with the Newark Eagle-Examiner. Immediately dispatched to the scene, Carter learns that the four victims - an exotic dancer, a drug dealer, a hustler, and a mama's boy - came from different parts of the city and didn't seem to know one another.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wish Brad Parks were more prolific!!!!
- By shelley on 02-16-18
By: Brad Parks
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Men in Blue
- Badge of Honor, Book 1
- By: W. E. B. Griffin
- Narrated by: Michael Russotto
- Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 610
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 538
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Story4 out of 5 stars 529
W.E.B. Griffin's best-selling series, The Corps and Brotherhood of War, have captured the pride and glory of the military community. Now he reveals a city police force with the same unique blend of realism, drama, and action. Here are the brave men and women behind the badge as you've never seen them before - their hopes and fears, their courage and heroism, sparked by a single, shocking event: The killing of a cop in the line of duty.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tremendous Cop story with Mystery and some Romance
- By Bevs Mom on 10-08-12
By: W. E. B. Griffin
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Paw Enforcement
- K9, Book 1
- By: Diane Kelly
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,012
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 909
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Story4 out of 5 stars 908
Officer Luz is lucky she still has a job after tasering a male colleague where it counts the most. Sure, he had it coming - which is why the police chief is giving Megan a second chance. The catch? Her new partner can't carry a gun, can't drive a cruiser, and can't recite the Miranda Rights. Because her new partner is a big furry police dog. So that's what the chief meant when he called Megan's partner a real bitch...With Brigit out on the beat, Megan is writing up enough tickets to wallpaper the whole station.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not so funny
- By L J on 09-27-14
By: Diane Kelly
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Monkeewrench
- Monkeewrench, Book 1
- By: P. J. Tracy
- Narrated by: Buck Schirner
- Length: 11 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 380
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 299
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 299
Haunted by a series of horrifying and violent episodes in their past, Grace McBride and the oddball crew of her software company, Monkeewrench, create a computer game where the killer is always caught, where the good guys always win. But their game becomes a nightmare when someone starts duplicating the fictional murders in real life, down to the last detail.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Excellent
- By Mystery Addict on 11-30-11
By: P. J. Tracy
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Next Victim
- By: Michael Prescott
- Narrated by: Suehyla El Attar
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 40
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 39
From the New York Times best-selling author of Comes the Dark, Stealing Faces, The Shadow Hunter, and Last Breath comes psychological thriller Next Victim. This time Prescott really outdoes himself as an FBI agent closes in on the serial killer who murdered her lover - just as the killer gets his hands on a chemical weapon that could raise his body count to thousands of victims.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great Find
- By Dede on 07-09-12
By: Michael Prescott
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That Darkness
- By: Lisa Black
- Narrated by: Kirsten Potter
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 73
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story4 out of 5 stars 68
Maggie's latest case is an unidentified female in her early teens, discovered in a local cemetery. More shocking than the girl's injuries - for Maggie at least - is the fact that no one has reported her missing. She and the detectives assigned to the case (including her cop ex-husband) are determined to follow every lead, run down every scrap of evidence. But the monster they seek is watching every move, closer to them than they could possibly imagine.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Slow and Boring
- By viv on 06-08-16
By: Lisa Black
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Suicide Hill
- By: James Ellroy
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 213
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 176
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Story4 out of 5 stars 176
In disgrace after a badly handled arrest in New Orleans, Sergeant Lloyd Hopkins is assigned as a liaison officer to an FBI investigation of a series of diabolical and clever bank robberies. Three men have done their homework: they choose bank managers who are having affairs, kidnap their girlfriends, and force the managers to open the banks early.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Try this title for a change of pace
- By Robert on 04-19-16
By: James Ellroy
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Heat Wave
- By: Richard Castle
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,201
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1,644
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,640
The title character from ABC's hit television series Castle kicks off his new series of books featuring tough and sexy New York police detective Nikki Heat with a bang.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good book terrible narrator
- By Patti on 12-29-09
By: Richard Castle
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First Cut
- By: Judy Melinek, T.J. Mitchell
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 188
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 176
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 174
For San Francisco’s newest medical examiner, Dr. Jessie Teska, it was supposed to be a fresh start. A new job in a new city. A way to escape her own dark past. Instead, she faces a chilling discovery when an opioid-overdose case contains hints of something more sinister. Jessie’s superiors urge her to close the case, but as more bodies land on her autopsy table, she uncovers a constellation of deaths that point to an elaborate plot involving drug dealers and Bitcoin brokers.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Why???
- By Blu on 02-20-20
By: Judy Melinek, and others
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Bad Cop
- New York's Least Likely Police Officer Tells All
- By: Paul Bacon
- Narrated by: J. Paul Guimont
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 74
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 62
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Story4 out of 5 stars 62
In 2001, Paul Bacon was a typical young New Yorker: hip, liberal, overeducated, a little aimless. But then 9/11 happened. Hearing a call to duty and lacking any better employment options, he joined the NYPD, with the earnest hope of making his hometown a safer place. Silly him.
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4 out of 5 stars
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terrific narrator
- By Miriam on 12-07-10
By: Paul Bacon
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- Cathrine Bonham
- 11-13-23
Who framed deadpool
This book is a wild romp through nerd/con culture. I did enjoy it though I'm not sure about some of the added elements.
I came into this expecting a buddy cop procedural set at a comic convention. what I got was that, but also; toilets to hell, furries at war, destructive Baptists, Randon Alan Tudyk side quests, and an annoying Deadpool cosplayer who has no moral compass.
These random side stories, while fun, detracted from the overall story for me. I like my mysteries to stay on topic. They also ruined the realism. I know crazy stuff happened at Cons, but come on, portals to hell do not show up in the toilet?
The author/narrator did a great job of capturing the voices of the real world actors who cameo in the story, (I wonder if they will agree to play themselves in a movie version.) The rest o the voice acting was fun to listen to as each character had a unique voice and they played off each other in a convincing way.
if you like cons, murder mysteries, or nerd culture in general then you will like this.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Travis T
- 01-20-24
A fun, geeky, entertaining mystery romp!
I had the pleasure of meeting the author at Gamehole Con this fall and he sold me on trying out this book. I really enjoyed the geeky and nerdy references, but the mystery and intrigue made this book both fun and memorable.
I enjoyed hearing the author voice the characters since it's his interpretation of those characters directly. As a game master for many ttrpg's, I really enjoy when a character is brought to life by their creator, it makes the whole thing more real and interesting.
I'm definitely going to check out more of this series and it's going to be fun listening to the shenanigans that Farnsworth and Diego get up to!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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Performance5 out of 5 stars
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Story5 out of 5 stars
- Mike Curtis
- 10-06-23
Hidden Gem
Great book...interesting story. Characters are funny, from the need to the awkward guy not sure what is going on. can't wait to listen to the second one.
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