1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family
Fresh One Liners, Knock Knock Jokes, Stupid Puns, Funny Wordplay and Knee Slappers
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About this listen
Show off your comedic skills with these hysterically cringeworthy dad jokes.
Don’t you just love seeing your kids’ exasperated reactions after an expertly delivered one-liner?
Isn’t it incredibly satisfying to provoke eyerolls with your intentionally cheesy puns?
The stereotypically silly dad joke is the hallmark of every fun dad.
Utterly uncool, perplexingly amusing, and painfully funny, they’re guaranteed to induce both groans and guffaws from anyone who hears them. You can count on your reliable wisecracks to liven up any gathering and cheer up any mood.
But if you’ve been telling the same old quips for the past years, why not update your repertoire with this collection of brilliantly lame, but ridiculously funny dad jokes?
In 1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family, you will discover:
- Corny dad jokes that are so bad, they’re terribly good!
- Over 1,000 rib-ticklers to restock your arsenal of cheesy wisecracks
- Groan-inducing one-liners that only dads can get away with
- Cleverly witty quips to ease the tension in any situation, no matter how awkward
- Ingenious wordplay that will get your family’s brains ticking and their sides aching with laughter
- The punniest lines that are sure to elicit laughs, even from the most humorless member of the family
- Entertaining trivia about famous fathers - find out how much you have in common with these celebrity dads
- And much more...
Everyone just loves to hate dad jokes. That’s what makes them so irresistible. The grimaces and giggles you get from telling them makes delivering the jokes as much fun as hearing them. No wonder dads have stubbornly kept dad jokes alive, even after their wives and children have repeatedly told them to stop.
Carry on the tradition of hilariously terrible dad jokes and leave your family in stitches. If you’re looking for the perfect puns that are guaranteed to garner exasperated eyerolls and unbridled laughter from the entire family, then scroll up and click the “buy now” button right now.
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- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Abridged
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What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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- By Evelyn on 02-11-07
By: Paula Poundstone
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The Midwest Survival Guide
- How We Talk, Love, Work, Drink, and Eat... Everything with Ranch
- By: Charlie Berens
- Narrated by: Charlie Berens
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Have you ever had a goodbye lasting more than four hours? Do you lack the emotional capacity to say “I love you” so you just tell your loved ones to “watch out for deer”? Have you apologized to a stranger because she stepped on your foot? If you answered yes to any of these questions, there’s a good chance you’re a Midwesterner - or a Midwesterner at heart.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Perfect for the Long Drive to WI
- By Amazon Customer on 01-24-22
By: Charlie Berens
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Is This Anything?
- By: Jerry Seinfeld
- Narrated by: Jerry Seinfeld
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,949
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,463
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Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a 21-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from 45 years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”
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1 out of 5 stars
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Joke, joke, joke. Boring, boring, boring.
- By ECMILLER on 10-11-20
By: Jerry Seinfeld
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Autobiography of a Fat Bride
- True Tales of a Pretend Adulthood
- By: Laurie Notaro
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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In Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Laurie Notaro tries painfully to make the transition from all-night partyer and bar-stool regular to mortgagee with plumbing problems and no air conditioning. Laurie finds grown-up life just as harrowing as her reckless youth, as she meets Mr. Right, moves in, settles down, and crosses the toe-stubbing threshold of matrimony.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Hilarious
- By MissSusie66 on 05-10-12
By: Laurie Notaro
What listeners say about 1001 Outrageous Dad Jokes and Wisecracks for Fathers and the Entire Family
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- Moris
- 03-10-21
Mega Cheesy!
Bought for my dad as a Christmas present, he loves it the jokes are hysterical! Exactly what I expected and came in time.
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- Shwnsmith22
- 03-13-21
Wow amazing book
Wow.This is an amazing audio book. I liked this book a lot. full of good jokes. My recommendation.
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- Amia
- 03-10-21
Very amusing
Bought this for my Dad. We each listen a joke from the book and found them amusing. Well written and worth buy... If you like dad jokes you can buy this one.
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- Tinley
- 03-11-21
I got this for my dad.
I got this for my dad for a stocking stuffer and he loved it. All the men in our family sat around for an hour and went through this book. The laughing was priceless.
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- Mathuies
- 03-09-21
Good dad jokes
This was the perfect addition to a present for him. He loves the book and we all love the jokes. They're cheesy but great none the less.
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- Paloma
- 03-12-21
Classic dad jokes.
The jokes are super cheesy, classic dad jokes. recommend this book . thank you to author
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- AAAKhan
- 03-09-21
great price
I’ve had good laughs with it already. This book is exactly what the title says it is. Highly recommend.
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- Janessa
- 03-11-21
This book is great indeed!
I am collecting a lot of dad jokes or any type of jokes. This book is one of my favorites since the jokes are so funny and family-oriented. This book is great indeed!
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- Sandra
- 03-11-21
Great price!
The product was funny and we enjoyed going through the book as a family. Exactly what I imagined- these are so corny good! And what a great price!
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- Zhavia
- 03-13-21
This book is filed of hilarious jokes
This book is filed of hilarious jokes and this is a great yo mama joke book and this made me laugh so much, me and all my friends loved it and its perfect for all people who like to laugh and the jokes were good.
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