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Don’t Tell Me How to Die
- A Novel
- By: Marshall Karp
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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I had it all: a fantastic husband, two great kids, an exciting career. And then, at the age of forty-three, I found out I would be dead before my next birthday. My mother also died young. I was seventeen, and she warned me that women would flock to my suddenly single father like stray cats to an overturned milk truck. They did. And one absolutely evil woman practically destroyed his life, mine, and my sister’s. I am not letting that happen to my family. I have three months, and I plan to spend every waking minute searching for the perfect woman to take my place as Alex’s wife.
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Totally kept me guessing!
- By Danielle on 03-12-25
- Don’t Tell Me How to Die
- A Novel
- By: Marshall Karp
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
bad narrator, juvenile story
Reviewed: 03-23-25
I immediately didn't like the narrator. Sometimes it takes a few minutes to get used to a new narrator but not this time. She reminded me of high schoolers auditioning for a play. Too falsetto for women, and the men were unbelievable. it was too obviously a woman trying to sound like a man.
I really like Karps other books but this was awful. There was no mystery. No suspense. Not even a domestic thriller. I was really disappointed. I'm stunned it got such positive reviews.
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Last Girl Gone
- The Laura Chambers Mysteries, Book 1
- By: J. G. Hetherton
- Narrated by: Laura Jennings
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
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Investigative journalist Laura Chambers is back in her tiny hometown of Hillsborough, North Carolina, the one place she swore never to return. Fired from The Boston Globe, her career in shambles, she reluctantly takes a job with the local paper. The work is simple, unimportant, and worst of all, boring - at least until a missing girl turns up dead, the body impeccably clean, dressed to be the picture of innocence. Years earlier, 10-year-old Patty Finch left home and never made it back. But for the people of Hillsborough, Patty was just the beginning.
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Story is good but
- By jayne120 on 08-27-20
- Last Girl Gone
- The Laura Chambers Mysteries, Book 1
- By: J. G. Hetherton
- Narrated by: Laura Jennings
unbelievable main character
Reviewed: 10-21-24
this seemed to have all the earmarks of a good story but the execution was terrible. In fact, i couldn't finish it. The main character, a disgraced reporter, was annoying, unscrupulous, conniving and manipulative. Throw in a few cliches, unrealistic characters, and slow pacing, it ends up falling seriously flat if not ridiculous. Not a good start for the series.
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Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD, 2nd Edition - Revised and Updated
- Tips and Tools to Help You Take Charge of Your Life and Get Organized
- By: Susan C. Pinsky
- Narrated by: Erin deWard
- Length: 6 hrs and 2 mins
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Organizing Solutions for People with ADD, 2nd Edition outlines new organizing strategies that will be of value to anyone who wants to improve their organizational skills. This revised and updated version also includes tips and techniques for keeping your latest technologies in order and for staying green and recycling with ease.
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I want to love it but I can't
- By Kate Robinson on 06-28-22
- Organizing Solutions for People with ADHD, 2nd Edition - Revised and Updated
- Tips and Tools to Help You Take Charge of Your Life and Get Organized
- By: Susan C. Pinsky
- Narrated by: Erin deWard
No understanding of ADHD
Reviewed: 02-26-24
this author CLEARLY doesn't have or understand ADHD. She thinks we don't put dishes in the dishwasher because we have too many dishes and the dishwasher must be full. ADHDers don't put dishes in the dishwasher because sitting it in the counter takes 1 step; putting them in the dishwasher takes several. she thinks if we put things on the bottom of the steps we'll take them up when we do go because we'll become irritated at seeing them. Nope. I have stuff on those steps for weeks. She's all about efficiency but things it's better to go to the store than buy extras. or even use tissues if you run out of toilet paper until the next planned weekly shopping trip. I could go on.
The narrator was too elementary school teacher reading at circle time. And she had to get through the authors condescension and superiority expressed by the books tone. And the author must have a big house to have empty shelves just in case and have three or four dedicated landing areas. And I can't afford a cleaning lady or gardener, things she also suggests.
I don't think this was meant to be a comedy but the content was laughable.
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Recursion
- A Novel
- By: Blake Crouch
- Narrated by: Jon Lindstrom, Abby Craden
- Length: 10 hrs and 47 mins
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At first, it looks like a disease. An epidemic that spreads through no known means, driving its victims mad with memories of a life they never lived. But the force that’s sweeping the world is no pathogen. It’s just the first shock wave, unleashed by a stunning discovery - and what’s in jeopardy is not our minds but the very fabric of time itself. In New York City, Detective Barry Sutton is closing in on the truth - and in a remote laboratory, neuroscientist Helena Smith is unaware that she alone holds the key to this mystery...and the tools for fighting back.
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Mixed Feelings
- By Breezybealle on 06-12-19
- Recursion
- A Novel
- By: Blake Crouch
- Narrated by: Jon Lindstrom, Abby Craden
Disappointing
Reviewed: 02-13-24
TL:DR - Great original beginning had me hooked; started losing focus in Part 3; last two hours were painful.
Blake Crouch seems to have a thing for how we build and lose memory and how it makes us who we are. Wayward Pines, which I liked, has a bit of a play on memory and how we can pretend things didn't happen to keep the peace. Recursion is memory manipulation on a cosmic level.
What starts as a mysterious illness of false memories becomes a world ending marvel of science. The captivating concept gets you thinking about how our brain impacts our reality. "Well, this is interesting," you think. "How does this work? I want to know more." The first two parts are a duel timeline of figuring things out. Solid 5.
Unfortunately, things start to go downhill with Part 3. We have a good idea of how things work now and what's really going on. Good idea in the right hands = bad idea in the wrong hands. Things have gone off the rails in both the story and in the novel. It's starting to become repetitive and the characters don't hold my attention much any more.
At about 2 hours remaining, the novel gets caught in its own recursion. How many times do I need to listen to failed attempts to save the world? I should have known that as soon as saving the world became a thing the good part was over.
I fast forwarded to the epilogue because I really didn't care how the world was saved. That epilogue did wrap some things up but overall it was a downer.
I did like the detective and Helena. And the two narrators did a great job. it's just that the story got stuck on the merry-go-round and I couldn't wait to be thrown off.
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Travel by Bullet
- The Dispatcher, Book 3
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Zachary Quinto
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
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The world has changed. Now, when someone is murdered, they almost always come back to life—and there are professionals, called “dispatchers”, who kill in order to save lives, to give those near the end a second chance. Tony Valdez is a dispatcher, and he has never been busier. But for as much as the world has changed, some things have stayed the same. Greed, corruption, and avarice are still in full swing.
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The best Dispatcher story yet ....
- By Sharon on 09-02-22
- Travel by Bullet
- The Dispatcher, Book 3
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Zachary Quinto
love this series
Reviewed: 02-05-24
this entire series is unique, fast paced and excellently narrated.
Zachary Quinto narrates with perfect tone and pacing. His characters aren't distinguished so much by voices but there's still something unique about them that makes them easy to distinguish each.
if your new to it, it does help to listen to them in order; at least listen to the first one to get a better idea of what dispatching is.
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The Ghost Sequences
- By: A. C. Wise
- Narrated by: Erica Sullivan, Traber Burns, Andrew Gibson, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 16 mins
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A lush and elegant collection of tales—many having appeared in various “Best Of” anthologies—teeming with frightful and tragic events, yet profoundly and intimately human. These chilling tales will engross and enthrall. For listeners of Kelly Link, Carmen Maria Machado, and Angela Carter, this is a must have collection of ghostly tales set to deliver a frisson of terror and glee.
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uneven with some gems
- By Elizabeth on 01-03-24
uneven with some gems
Reviewed: 01-03-24
listening to these stories is probably the best route. many are written without dialogue,in an almost dreamlike, lyrical, stream of consciousness way that must be read out loud, like a poem. I haven't read anything else by this author but if this style remains the same for longer works, I'm not sure it would keep my attention. I am, however, intrigued enough to give it a try.
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Twelve Nights at Rotter House
- By: J.W. Ocker
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
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Felix Allsey is a travel writer with a keen eye for the paranormal, and he's carved out a unique, if only slightly lucrative, niche for himself in nonfiction; he writes travelogues of the country's most haunted places, after haunting them himself. When he convinces the owner of the infamous Rotterdam Mansion to let him stay on the premises for two weeks, he believes he's finally found the location that will bring him a best seller. Then things start going wrong: screams from upstairs, figures in the thresholds, and more than what should be in any basement.
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Ocker had me at 'boo holes'...
- By J.G. on 10-28-19
- Twelve Nights at Rotter House
- By: J.W. Ocker
- Narrated by: Matt Godfrey
kept me listening
Reviewed: 03-24-23
Despite some other reviews, I found the narrator had the perfect tone for this story. He accurately captured the strained relationship between the two men and delivered the funny bits with humor.
There were one or two places that really creeped me out along with typical haunted house antics. The two men made A LOT of references to old horror movies from Ray Miland in The Uninvited to Stephen King's 1408 as well as throwing in references to 1313 Mockingbird Lane. You don't need to understand the allusions but it does enriche the story.
These seems to be one of those stories you either love or hate. I'm on the former.
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Tales of Ordinary Madness
- By: Charles Bukowski, Gail Chiarrello - editor
- Narrated by: Will Patton
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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This collection of Buk's grimmest diaries gives an insight into the noir and brutal Los Angeles that Bukowski observed and lived so well. He was a legend in his time: a madman, a recluse, a lover...tender, vicious...never the same. These are exceptional stories that came pounding out of his violent and depraved life - horrible and holy. You cannot listen to them and come away the same again.
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Patton nails this.
- By Martin W on 01-09-18
- Tales of Ordinary Madness
- By: Charles Bukowski, Gail Chiarrello - editor
- Narrated by: Will Patton
couldn't get past the first story
Reviewed: 08-27-21
it's very rare that I abandon a story so early or right in the middle of listening. I just couldn't listen anymore. I'm not squeamish and don't mind rough talk but this was too much. Ive read books dark books so it's not the topics but it was.disturbing almost to the point of revulsion. it's like watching Leaving Las Vegas but without caring about the characters.
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Murder by Other Means
- The Dispatcher, Book 2
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Zachary Quinto
- Length: 3 hrs and 33 mins
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Welcome to the new world, in which murder is all but a thing of the past. Because when someone kills you, 999 times out of 1,000, you instantly come back to life. In this world, there are dispatchers - licensed killers who step in when you’re at risk of a natural or unintentional death. They kill you - so you can live.
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Scalzi and & Qui Deliver on 2nd Dispatcher book!!
- By tstray1 llc on 09-10-20
- Murder by Other Means
- The Dispatcher, Book 2
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Zachary Quinto
love this series
Reviewed: 05-25-21
First of all the narration is excellent. The voices. The pacing. All of it. One of my new favorites.
As to the story, although sci-fi, it's really a murder mystery that uses the dispatcher role as flavor not the main course, making for more interesting characters.
id love to see the series continue.
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The Grand Hotel: A Novel
- By: Scott Kenemore
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
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The Grand Hotel is a horror novel by esteemed best-selling author Scott Kenemore ( Zombie, Ohio) that takes the reader on a thrilling ride through an interconnected series of stories narrated by the desk clerk and the residents of the hotel itself. And while it is not known whether or not the desk clerk is actually the devil incarnate, it is strange that so many visitors who come for a tour of the hotel have a way of never leaving.
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So glad I found The Grand Hotel...
- By Helen The Dog Lady on 09-06-20
- The Grand Hotel: A Novel
- By: Scott Kenemore
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
Excellent narration!
Reviewed: 05-06-21
Had I not known the truth, I would have bet a lot of money that this was voiced by several people. From a young girl to an old British clergyman to a deep sonorous tour guide this narrator did it all.
The individual stories within the framework of book were, like most anthologies, varied. I enjoyed them all but none blew my socks off. The premise of telling the stories as a tour group encounters each resident/story teller was a unique concept. Overall it's a solid book with an exceptional narrator.
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