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Queen Boss Slay
- Pocket Nasties
- By: Patrick C. Harrison III
- Narrated by: Danielle Muething
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
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Sara is a working gal. She deals in pain and pleasure. The tools of her trade are...varied. Men are her clients. And Sara doesn't like men. She has her reasons. She has a process. And she's ready to show you how it's done.
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Very Disappointing probably the worst of PCH3
- By NinjaNate on 03-16-25
- Queen Boss Slay
- Pocket Nasties
- By: Patrick C. Harrison III
- Narrated by: Danielle Muething
Very Disappointing probably the worst of PCH3
Reviewed: 03-16-25
This story has it all, snuff, Zoophilia, torture. scat, rape, and gore, the only thing missing is a well written story. Take all the depravity on the Internet and make the MC participate in it. There's NO dark humor here. Just the MC telling us what she doing. I didn't like or hate the MC, she was really just annoying. I think the shock and gore was more focused on than anything funny or witty. Not all PCH3 stories need to be funny, but this one runs flat. maybe I was the wrong demographic for this story. I think it was written for men-hating feminists which is funny because PCH3 is a man. Maybe he was trying to tap into the femist market with this dull story and since women make less than men, I can see why this was sold for only $5. The ending sucks and complete undermines the MC motivation for all this depravity. This is a must skip.
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The Old Lady
- By: Kristopher Triana
- Narrated by: Cora Blouch
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
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After the death of her estranged father, Tracey returns to the remote cabin she grew up in. As a traumatized veteran of the Vietnam War, Tracey’s father subjected her to rigorous survival training under brutal conditions, believing it was for her own good. She escaped and never looked back. Now in her fifties with a criminal record, Tracey returns to claim the property she’s inherited.
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Amazing, as always.
- By Kimberly Xiong on 06-04-24
- The Old Lady
- By: Kristopher Triana
- Narrated by: Cora Blouch
Are you safer in the woods with a man or a bear?
Reviewed: 03-03-25
The headline pretty sums up the feeling of the book. A diverse cast of teens out in the woods discover a redneck farm full of white supremacists that have, get this...Fertilizer, Blue Line Flags (which might have well be Confederate flags) and Gadsden Flags. Man, how can this be any worse for a group of diverse teenagers? When the teens turn down a ride back into town after they get lost, the white men decide to shoot the black kid in the head because he saw the fertilizer.... or meth or some evil redneck thing.
Oh, these bad, bad white men had AR 15 (Assault Rifles) with bumpstocks that make them shoot faster.
The 55 year old girl boss (the old lady) doesn't like them because they malfunction and are weapons of war. She easily takes out all of the white men with no problems with something more reasonable like a .22 rifle and shotgun. Because society shouldn't have AR 15 (Assault Rifles), those guns are only for white supremacist rednecks who want to touch the diverse cast of teens inappropriately.
It was at this point, I gave up on the book. So many liberal tropes and ideals that it made the book uninteresting to me. This was my first book with this author and I don't think I'll read any more from him.
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The Black Farm
- By: Elias Witherow
- Narrated by: Tom Jordan
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
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After the loss of a child along with a slew of agonizing misfortunes, Nick and Jess decide to end their lives. Unable to cope with the misery that fills their days, they commit one last act together and die in loving relief. But when Nick wakes up, he soon realizes that death isn't the gentle darkness he expected. Panicked and horrified, he struggles to understand the twisted abominations and hellish world he's now trapped in.
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Disturbing but I couldn’t stop listening.
- By Amazon Customer on 03-17-24
- The Black Farm
- By: Elias Witherow
- Narrated by: Tom Jordan
Dark and Atmospheric
Reviewed: 03-03-25
I loved this book, it was dark and documents the journey of a man trying to find his girlfriend in the Black Farm after both committing suicide. The author does a great job of describing the place where the man ends up and he never holds back the horrors experienced in the Black Farm. It's get gross and gorey. It shows the depravity of people stuck there and the monsters that hunt them. I loved the mystery of it all and seeing how he'd use his wits and strengths to find the woman he loves.
The narrator did a great job as well.
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Goon
- By: Edward Lee, John Pelan
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs and 30 mins
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Six-foot-9 and 400 pounds, hailing from parts unknown, he is the one-man walking gore machine of the Deep South Wrestling Conference, and his name is Goon. But Detective Phillip Straker isn't a wrestling fan. The bodies pile up like dirty laundry: sex-obsessed tramps used as playthings by some unspeakable creature. Straker is determined to solve the rash of mutilation murders with trimmings that beg description. Is it just coincidence, or do all the victims have something in common?
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Totally Sick
- By Simone on 01-23-17
- Goon
- By: Edward Lee, John Pelan
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
Take it at face value, It's raunchy and great!
Reviewed: 03-03-25
This book did a good job showing us the other side of wrestling and how the system works. I found that to be interesting. The gore and sex scenes are more hilarious than they are erotic. I found myself laughing at the absurdity of it all and for that, this book is a recommended read. Just don't go too deep into the woods about it. The more you think about the book the more you find the weaknesses of it.
The narrator was just fine and made the story funnier with its absurdities.
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100% Match
- By: Patrick C. Harrison III
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.
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Not what I was expecting
- By Juan Angel on 02-05-24
- 100% Match
- By: Patrick C. Harrison III
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
Good fun story
Reviewed: 02-01-25
I enjoyed this title. The grossness was almost secondhanded into the story. It was fun to listen to Bart talk about normal things and then throw in something gross. All in all a great listen!
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Playground
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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Three low-income families have been given a handsome retainer to join Geraldine Borden for a day at her cliffside estate. All the parents must do to collect the rest of their money is allow their children to test out the revolutionary playground equipment Geraldine has been working on for decades. But there’s a reason the structures in the bowels of her gothic castle have taken so long to develop—they were never meant to see the light of day.
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Not for the weak-stomached.
- By Dan Bugbee on 01-26-23
- Playground
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
What a Horrible Story.
Reviewed: 02-01-25
This is the second book I've listened to by Aron Beauregard the first being The Slob (which in my opinion was a better book). Playground was a horribly written story. No real depth or atmosphere, just children being murdered by playground equipment "SAW" style. I found myself checking out or trying to picture in my head what was going on but it was so poorly written I couldn't figure out what the kids were doing and didn't care to rewind to really figure it out. The book starts out okay with parents being mean to their kids, so I was thinking that maybe it shows kids getting back at their parents. Nope, it was none of that. The parents were uninspired, they had names but that's the only way you really could recognize them. The story was also nonsensical because you'd never believe a parent would agree to any of this without a consent form. The sex scene with the old lady wasn't necessary to the plot really and only served to try and gross you out.
Maybe if it come out to the plus catalog then it'd be worth it, but I bought this book and it's pure misery to listen to. The narrator did a good job though.
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The Watchers
- By: A.M. Shine
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Milne
- Length: 9 hrs and 27 mins
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This forest isn't charted on any map. Every car breaks down at its treeline. Mina's is no different. Left stranded, she is forced into the dark woodland only to find a woman shouting, urging Mina to run to a concrete bunker. As the door slams behind her, the building is besieged by screams. Mina finds herself in a room with a wall of glass, and an electric light that activates at nightfall, when the watchers come above ground. These creatures emerge to observe their captive humans and terrible things happen to anyone who doesn't reach the bunker in time.
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Surprising and original
- By Leia Schoeck on 10-08-22
- The Watchers
- By: A.M. Shine
- Narrated by: Jacqueline Milne
An Okay Story
Reviewed: 11-26-24
I read the reviews and people loved this book, it was free so I listened to it.
I didn't really like the characters. The MC was an artist but when she's trapped in the bunker, never uses her art skill to do anything to either preoccupy their time by drawing them but hides her sketch book. Her art skills don't come into play at all while in the bunker. There is a teenage boy trapped there too, but all he does is set traps and gets scared. They try to paint a back story of abuse by his father and how abusive Madeline can be towards him but it's just noise. Kira is pretty much a worthless character as all she does is cry at the loss of her husband, and she doesn't create conflict within the group. Madeline saves them all but then is a jerk to them. I found myself getting boring with all the nothingness they have to do while trapped inside. Get water, check, build a fire, check, get yelled at for not doing it right, check. The watchers are some scary shapeshifting faeries that aren't really described well, nor are their motives. They exist because something happened back in the 1700s.
I don't know, I was ready for it to be over, but there is a nice twist at the end, but doesn't really sell the story for me. I wasn't really engrossed and found the whining and complaining to get old. The narrator did a good job but listening to an Irish accent for 9 hours got tiresome. I sped the book up to 1.5x speed towards the end just to get through the worthless plot points and all the mental detective work Mina thought up.
After typing this all out, I would say this book is a pass for me. Just because the characters weren't developed or because I didn't care about what they were going through.
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All the Ugly and Wonderful Things
- A Novel
- By: Bryn Greenwood
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
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As the daughter of a drug dealer, Wavy knows not to trust people, not even her own parents. It's safer to keep her mouth shut and stay out of sight. Struggling to raise her little brother, Donal, eight-year-old Wavy is the only responsible adult around. Obsessed with the constellations, she finds peace in the starry night sky above the fields behind her house until one night her stargazing causes an accident. After witnessing his motorcycle wreck, she forms an unusual friendship with one of her father's thugs, Kellen, a tattooed ex-con with a heart of gold.
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So many 'hard to listen to' moments
- By jksullycats on 12-27-16
- All the Ugly and Wonderful Things
- A Novel
- By: Bryn Greenwood
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
A tragic tale of love and loss
Reviewed: 11-26-24
I wasn't expecting to enjoy this title. But I couldn't stop listening. Most books I listen to I'll need a break from, but I listened to this entire story in about 2 days.
This is an unconventional love story between a coming-of-age young girl and an old male protector who gets caught up in taboo love. The young girl grows up in a drug-dealing family whose parents don't care for her. So the muscle is forced to care for this young girl and be her parent when her mom and dad are too strung out or hustling to do their parental duties. The characters are pretty fleshed out and you start to care about this brilliant young girl and her protector. There are somewhat graphic sex scenes and language between an adult and a minor, but they fit the character's traits and flaws (it wasn't graphic just to be graphic). I wasn't so disgusted with them that I had to stop listening because they didn't last long. The story is what kept me coming back. It's tragic but can be uplifting too. The story is told from the perspective of each of the characters so it will jump between them and spans over many years of their lives. The narrator did a good job with the voices and wasn't annoying to listen to.
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The Slob
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
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Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. Upon discovering she and her disabled husband, Daniel, are expecting, she needs fast cash. Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988. All is going well until she arrives at the steps of a house that will change her forever. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away.
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I don't know why this was written.
- By Amazon Customer on 04-17-22
- The Slob
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
What a comical story
Reviewed: 11-11-24
Yes, I found myself laughing during this story. I even had lunch while listening to this story, not because I have an iron stomach, but because this story is so absurd that it took me out of it. I found some of it hilarious. It's gross and graphic, but in the way middle school boys will play, What's Grosser than Gross? I didn't get into the characters, the plot, or really even the gore. The main character would go through some totally disgusting event and then go right into making a friend with another woman as if nothing previously happened. The performance was good. It was entertaining but just too ridiculous to be affected by it's contents.
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Tampa
- By: Alissa Nutting
- Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
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Celeste Price is an eighth-grade English teacher in suburban Tampa. But Celeste's devotion lies elsewhere. She has a singular sexual obsession: 14-year-old boys. In slaking her sexual thirst, Celeste Price is remorseless and deviously free of hesitation, a monstress driven by pure motivation. She deceives everyone, and cares nothing for anyone or anything but her own pleasure. With crackling, rampantly unadulterated prose, Tampa is a grand, uncompromising, seriocomic examination of want and a scorching literary debut.
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This author is pretty gutsy
- By Linda on 02-19-14
- Tampa
- By: Alissa Nutting
- Narrated by: Kathleen McInerney
Who is this book for?
Reviewed: 11-11-24
I had to stop listening because it was getting to be too much. It's and interesting sexy novel but then you remember it's about 14yo boys. maybe if the MC was a professor and having these same kind of fantasies about 18yo boys whom are social awkward then that would be fine. The performance was good. The way the MC went into all these erotic fantasy was good, but I can't in good faith agree to what she's doing. It's s a sexy story for all the wrong reasons. Again, who is this book for?
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