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The Butcher's Masquerade
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 5
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 23 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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A lush jungle teeming with danger. Savage dinosaurs seeking blood. A fallen princess intent on vengeance. A mysterious, end-of-floor celebration for the top crawlers, dubbed “The Butcher’s Masquerade”. The sixth floor. The Hunting Grounds. As the remaining crawlers battle for their lives, a new, terrible threat looms. Outside, tourists are finally allowed to enter the game, and they are here and ready to hunt. Among them is Vrah, a famed and veteran hunter, intent on collecting the biggest trophy of her career.
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Perhaps the best plotted SF series ever written
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 05-26-22
- The Butcher's Masquerade
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 5
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
Off the rails and wacky in all the right ways.
Reviewed: 03-21-24
Start of book one: “eh… not sure I can hang onto listening with the annoying cat character, but let’s see where it goes.”
Now: “OMG HIIII DONUT!”
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The Butcher's Masquerade
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 5
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 23 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
A lush jungle teeming with danger. Savage dinosaurs seeking blood. A fallen princess intent on vengeance. A mysterious, end-of-floor celebration for the top crawlers, dubbed “The Butcher’s Masquerade”. The sixth floor. The Hunting Grounds. As the remaining crawlers battle for their lives, a terrible new threat looms. Outside, tourists are finally allowed to enter the game, and they are here and ready to hunt. Among them is Vrah, a famed and veteran hunter, intent on collecting the biggest trophy of her career. But their prey is far from harmless, and this season they are fighting back.
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Perhaps the best plotted SF series ever written
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 05-26-22
- The Butcher's Masquerade
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 5
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
Off the rails and wacky in all the right ways.
Reviewed: 03-21-24
Start of book one: “eh… not sure I can hang onto listening with the annoying cat character, but let’s see where it goes.”
Now: “OMG HIIII DONUT!”
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Armored Souls: The Complete Collection: Books 1-3
- By: Xavier P. Hunter
- Narrated by: Mikael Naramore
- Length: 29 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Sgt. Reggie King wakes up from a battlefield injury to find himself physically intact. But the hospital staff insist he’s not fit to return to duty. As part of his psychological recovery, they introduce him to a game. Armored Souls is a tank game on steroids. Giant walking mechs called juggernauts engage in interplanetary wars as noble houses and mercenary factions wage endless battles for supremacy. For the pilots of these juggernauts, the rewards are glory, cash, and XP.
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Interesting to fun
- By Issac on 08-08-22
A solid and fun tactical LitRPG series.
Reviewed: 10-22-23
As a fan of Battletech, Armored Core, etc., I enjoyed this series. The dynamic was interesting, the characters were fun, and each book’s central theme kept me engaged through to the end.
There are a LOT of battles. And some really don’t matter or contribute much to the story progressing. But overall I enjoyed feeling a sense of being on the ground, in the mech with King. The story outside of Armored Souls is pretty solid too, if a bit nonsensical sometimes.
Some minor gripes include the main characters not switching their mechs out almost at all over the series, and a lot of number fluff to pad pages. I could have done with less “Chance to hit”, “Eliminate Enemy Juggernauts: X/XX”, countdowns, and so on. I know it’s a LitRPG, but I would have preferred the UI talk be toned down as series went on. Otherwise, it was a fun read.
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Can't Hurt Me
- Master Your Mind and Defy the Odds
- By: David Goggins
- Narrated by: David Goggins, Adam Skolnick
- Length: 13 hrs and 37 mins
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For David Goggins, childhood was a nightmare--poverty, prejudice, and physical abuse colored his days and haunted his nights. But through self-discipline, mental toughness, and hard work, Goggins transformed himself from a depressed, overweight young man with no future into a US Armed Forces icon and one of the world's top endurance athletes. The only man in history to complete elite training as a Navy SEAL, Army Ranger, and Air Force tactical air controller, he went on to set records in numerous endurance events.
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Opting for the book instead
- By S David on 12-24-18
- Can't Hurt Me
- Master Your Mind and Defy the Odds
- By: David Goggins
- Narrated by: David Goggins, Adam Skolnick
A knuckle dragger’s life story of mind over matter
Reviewed: 08-09-22
This book was a really interesting read. It’s told in a way you would expect a rough-around-the-edges Navy Seal would tell a story: unpolished, straightforward, and with advice that worked for him. At times it’s repetitive, and other than some minor insight into military special ops training, you’re not going to find any new earth shattering information here. Most people shouldn’t try to directly imitate him.
And yet, what Goggins describes in his transformation rings true when you read it. We are capable of so much more than we realize. And for most of us, the constraints are in our head. Even a perfect healthy plan and tons of support can make it easy for us to relax right out of accomplishing anything. We need to push well beyond our comfort levels to reach our true potential.
The reason I really enjoyed this book is because Goggins’ isn’t trying to sell you the next fad workout or self improvement hack. His method has clear flaws. He doesn’t shy away from the fact that he made enemies, wasn’t seen as a team player, and absolutely screwed up both physically and mentally countless times. It’s an honest account of how he got to where he is, and it’s brutal as hell. That’s why it rings true. That’s what makes you know know you can do it, too.
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