Queen Arthur

Arthur and the Knights of the Roundtable like you've never seen them before!

Take a step back into an alternate history where King Arthur loves the feel of the frilly against his willy...

WARNING: This book contains crude humor and is not at all politically correct! You have been warned! :D

Arthur has been dressing in his dearest's clothes for quite some time, but his beloved has just caught him in the act! Fortunately, it turns out that Guinevere prefers to wear the boxers in this family. Sadly, dressing this way neither befits a king or a queen...sort of, and so Merlin sets them off on a quest to grab a magical talisman that promises to hide their naughty wares.

Alas, the quest shall take Arthur and his knights to the land of Scotland, then far into the future, and finally off to the distant past.

If they’re lucky, they may even return to Camelot one day...

Book 1: Queen Arthur

When Guinevere recalls a story from her youth regarding a magical talisman that will show a person however he or she desires to be seen, Arthur puts together a questing party and starts on his way.

Book 2: Knights in the Future

Merlin is usually the laid back sort, who prefers to kick his feet up and watch the world go by. But it’s been eight months since Merlin has heard from Dr. Allison Smith, the woman from the future who has helped him learn science over all these years. The only way he can learn what's happened to her is to use the time machine and go into the future, and he'll need Arthur and the knights to accompany him.

Book 3: Knights in the Past

Arthur and his knights are anxious to get back to their precious Camelot. But after the time machine fires up, they find that the damn thing sent them back to Ancient Rome!

If you like Monty Python (the naughtier bits), Benny Hill, and slapstick adventures, then you’ll love the hilarious Arthur’s Dysfunctional Knights series.