Whoooo, there is a lot going on. It’s not great! Maureen got distracted and put her phone in the wash. She is maybe not okay. Also, she has fallen in love with a puppet. Dan swings in with the news, which isn’t all bad. There are a lot of Teslas on fire! But also, there is a lot of bad. But don’t worry. Something truly magical happens near the end that Dan really, really loves.

Let your horse get a drink out in the barn and pull up a seat here at the bar, partner. We’re drinking XXX out of our boots. Come meet the Sheriff of SaysWhovia.

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This week, Teslas are burning, no one is sleeping right, everything is falling apart, and Dan is…weirdly optimistic? Well, he’s invented something new, anyway.

Also, Maureen loves Guy’s Grocery Games.

Hop in, SaysWhovia! It’s only sort of on fire!

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It’s a new week in these new times, and you know what that means: MORE BULLSHIT!

But in the middle of the chaos, there is a light! People are striking back! It’s time for some delicious sabotage. Everyone is welcome to participate! Or perhaps you, dear SaysWhovian, would like to run DOGE? Opportunities abound.

Yes, it is bad, but people are doing the work. Take heart. Play bingo. Break their stuff.

Come on, SaysWhovia. Let’s go find some Teslas.

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