We’re back with a very personal episode where we unpack the sneaky little stories we tell ourselves (and totally believe). From childhood insecurities and school struggles to self-worth, dating, and whether cookies count as self-care, we’re diving into it all. Christina shares how she broke free from the belief that she wasn’t smart, and Joe confesses his deep mistrust of picky eaters 😂 We talk ADHD, food culture, emotional patterns, and how to finally stop living by a script that was never meant for you. Plus: the secret power of baby plates 🍼Topics:• Stories we tell ourselves• Limiting beliefs around worth and confidence• ADHD and childhood conditioning• Why school isn’t a great measure of intelligence• Generational expectations and appearances• Food, relationships, and self-love• Journaling, intention, and energy healing• Embracing your inner child to healRecommendations:🗣️ TEDx Talk “The Story You Tell Yourself” – John Sharp📕 Psycho-Cybernetics – Dr. Maxwell Maltz🎙️ Giggly Squad📝 Journaling for self-awarenessIf this one hit home, don’t forget to like, comment, or share it with someone who needs to hear it. Every little bit helps us spread the love (and the weird).🎤 @ModernAlchemyPodcast💎 Joe → @joethecreator💕 Christina → @ChristinaNikols✨ Subscribe for new episodes every Thursdays!00:00 We're Just Stories01:02 The Power of Limiting Beliefs03:31 Taco Bell and Childhood Favorites06:24 Upbringing & Food Habits09:31 Relationships and Food Compatibility12:26 Confidence and Job Applications15:46 Identifying Limiting Beliefs18:38 Self-Perception and Education21:28 Rewiring the Narrative24:24 Learning to Accept Compliments27:14 Real-Life ADHD in Women35:32 Perception vs. Reality36:58 How to Break a Limiting Belief39:28 Generational Baggage Around Self-Worth44:25 Self-Love ≠ Self-Indulgence46:15 Intentional Living as a Healing Tool50:17 Reflection, Journaling & Daily Practice51:28 Inner Child Work & Healing54:38 Self-Care Through Play and Presence59:18 Letting Go of the Old Story01:02:09 Choosing Self-Compassion01:04:32 Final Thoughts & Baby Plates01:08:32 MA 20 Second Outro

What do sawdust, Egyptian pyramids, and cat purrs have in common? More than you'd expect. In this episode, we kick things off with some weird Reddit hypotheticals and somehow end up decoding ancient power plants, hydrogen energy, and the healing frequencies of 432 Hz. We explore the theory that the Great Pyramids weren’t tombs — they were tuning devices. From underground coils to cat vibrational therapy, it's a journey through conspiracy, science, and sacred sound. Plus, we unpack ego in science, how government funding shapes the truth, and why cats might literally be tiny vibro therapists. This episode is weird in the best way.

TOPICS COVERED

🌀 Sawdust in Rice Krispies

🧠 Gender, humor, and taboo topics

🐾 Cat purrs and vibrational healing

📡 The power of 432 Hz and 440 Hz

🏛️ Egyptian pyramids as ancient power plants

⚡ Hydrogen energy, sound stimulation, and LIDAR findings

🎭 Ego, funding, and Big Archaeology

🌍 Younger Dryas, Atlantis, and ancient civilizations

🔬 The problem with institutional science and tourism narratives

RECOMMENDATIONS

🎶 Christina’s 432 Hz Chill Vibes Playlist on Spotify

📚 Researcher Christopher Dunn’s pyramid energy theories

📺 Netflix documentary on the Sphinx and Egyptian anomalies

💡 Explore “440 Hz pyramid” theories and the link to universal energy

🎤 @ModernAlchemyPodcast

💎 Joe → @joethecreator

💕 Christina → @ChristinaNikols

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TIMESTAMPS / CHAPTERS

00:00 Embracing the Weird: The Power of Unconventional Questions

00:13 Exploring the Quirks of Cooking and Food Safety

02:48 The Sawdust Debate: Food Quality and Hidden Ingredients

05:44 Navigating the Taboo: Conversations About Poop

08:40 Gender Dynamics: Humor, Testosterone, and Social Norms

11:37 Fear and Fascination: The Spider Encounter

14:01 Harnessing Universal Energy: The Egyptian Theory

18:30 The Vibrational Power of the Pyramids

20:06 Conspiracies and Tourism: The Egyptian Narrative

22:06 The Healing Frequencies: 432 Hz and Beyond

25:46 Ancient Precision: Tools and Techniques of the Egyptians

28:02 The Sphinx: A Mystery of Time and Artistry

30:07 The Vibrational Power of Cats

32:15 Healing Frequencies and Animal Intuition

33:35 The Mysteries of Ancient Civilizations

34:48 Conspiracy Theories and the Unknown

37:49 The Ego in Science and Archaeology

42:22 Understanding Ego in Gender Dynamics

46:34 Future Discoveries and Closing Thoughts

47:52 MA 20 Second Tape Outtro

This episode is a full-blown reality bender. Joe and Christina dive headfirst into quantum immortality theory — the idea that every time you should have died, your consciousness simply shifted to a parallel timeline where you lived. From Mandela Effect conspiracies to wild near-death experiences, this one’s for the deep thinkers and timeline-jumpers. Oh, and pigeons. Lots of pigeons 🐦🎧 Tune in for cosmic questions, personal stories, and late-night Reddit-level weirdness — including dreams, déjà vu, NPCs, lucky timelines, Gumby deliveries, and the possibility that your happy dream version of you is actually living a real life somewhere else. No big deal.Topics Covered:🐦 Reddit questions: how many pigeons can you hold?💥 What is Quantum Immortality Theory?🛑 Near-death experiences and possible reality shifts🕰️ Perception of time (slugs, Interstellar, and brainwaves)🧠 Mandela Effect and collective memory glitches😴 Dreams, lucid dreaming, and subconscious messages🌀 Timeline loops and parallel realities🌩️ Shifting timelines during blackouts and Schumann Resonance spikes🍀 Stories of impossible luck and survival (Vesna, Frane Selak, Trump)🧢 Conspiracies, simulations, and alternate versions of realityRecommendations:Reality Transurfing by Vadim Zeland (book + audio version)Interstellar (film)Seth Speaks by Jane Roberts (channeled books)Bashar & Abraham Hicks (channeled consciousness sources)TikTok Creator: @realameliaearhartReddit Threads: r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix, r/HighStrangeness, r/MandelaEffect🎤 @ModernAlchemyPodcast💎 Joe → @joethecreator💕 Christina → @ChristinaNikols✨ Subscribe for new episodes every Thursday at 6am CST.Leave a comment if you’ve ever timeline-jumped... or think Gumby might be a sign.#modernalchemypodcast #timelinejumping #quantumimmortality #mandelaeffect #luciddreaming #multiverse #bashar #abrahamhicks #dreammeaning #realityshift #consciousnessawakening #neardeathexperience #spiritualpodcast #lawofattraction #parallelrealities #realitytransurfing⏱️ Chapters: 00:00 Introduction to Modern Alchemy00:13 Exploring Quantum Immortality Theory05:06 Near Death Experiences and Reality Shifts11:01 Perception of Time and Reality16:02 The Mandela Effect and Collective Memory20:55 Dreams, Lucid Dreaming, and Their Meanings25:45 Dreams and Consciousness: Messages from Beyond27:12 Exploring the Nature of Consciousness30:02 Surviving the Impossible: Stories of Luck and Fate33:20 Quantum Realities and Timelines35:45 Near-Death Experiences and Life Perspectives38:41 The Luckiest Man Alive: A Life of Miracles42:22 Waking Up in the Wrong Reality47:45 The Mandela Effect: Collective Memory and Reality54:03 Thought Experiment: Have You Jumped Timelines?