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For your second psychological stroking by Dr KOKO this week, we have brought in a very special guest to help break down all your emotional walls and to peer deeply in the rubble of your hearts. That is right, this week the lads are joined by the slickest speedster in Sydney, a Tah that tallies tries quicker than Swoop sucks back a slippery nipple, it is of course the Wallabies very hungry Viking Mr Max Jorgensen.

The boys opened up their shoulders and got stuck into Jorgo’s career thus far, his decision to play union over league and what it was like to crush the souls of every Englishman on the Spring Tour. Plus, the lads get their pretty little paws dirty previewing round 5 of the Super Rugby, placing their picks for the final flash of Six Nations footy and once again they lock in some more lucky Lions.

So, fear not our feeble footy fiends we are hooking you up with the good shit to keep the cravings at bay, this show is 100% pure Aussie goodness and we promise it’s cut clean. It is time now for another instalment of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the Show

03:41 - Introduce Max Jorgensen

05:19 - How do you pronounce Max’s name?

06:09 - Jorgo on Dan McKellar

06:44 - Lachie McCaffrey as a defensive coach

08:47 - Waratahs win over the Force

09:23 - The impact of the Rebels players on the Waratahs

10:11 - What Jorgo chose union over league?

11:53 - Jorgo’s transition into professional footy

13:23 - Jorgos try against the English

17:16 - Jogo on the British and Irish Lions

19:45 - Jorgo talks about Joseph Sua’ali’i

21:40 - Joe Schmidt’s influence on Jorgo

23:42 - New Wallabies coach to be selected in the coming weeks

24:31 - Other Rugby News

30:53 - ITALY V IRELAND PREVIEW

32:06 - WALES V ENGLAND PREVIEW

32:43 - FRANCE V SCOTLAND PREVIEW

33:40 - Super Rugby Round 5 Preview

38:08 - Super W review and preview

39:28 - Locked In Lions Segment

42:35 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show we put all our shit aside and moved footy to the fore, breaking down all the round 4 action from both the Superb Rugby and Six Nations. The lads can't resist hooping and hollering at the hot throbbing product that is Super Rugby Pacific 2025, as they discuss a week of footy that was packed full of upstarts, uprisings and upsets. Within our new segment ‘KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways’ the crew highlights how the Waratahs have found their fire, the Brumbies have built themselves a backbone and just how beautiful a weekend is when only one Kiwi team wins.

Plus, these pheromone sodden phenoms take a little walk on the wild side as they unpack all the action from up north in the ‘Six Nations Summation’, bringing light to the fearless French, interrogating the incompetent Irish and somewhat extinguishing the excitable English. Moreover, with only one round left in the greatest rugby competition in the world, the boys have a little look and spirited debate about who holds poll position heading into their final 80 minutes.

Lastly, we are joined briefly by the Aussie breaker of English hearts and Waratahs young gun Mr Max Jorgensen (full interview on Thursday) for a little chinwag about his red hot form in Super Rugby and the guys get down and dirty as they immerse themselves in a Quiz. So, throw the kids on the ipad, leave everything in the sink, pop a couple xannies and melt into your well weathered lazy-boy, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:05 - Introducing the show

03:00 - Introducing the boys

07:24 - What did we learn over the weekend?

11:25 - KOKO Fantasy Comp update

13:04 - Super Rugby Round Up / KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways

13:32 - Waratahs got their start right

19:01 - The competition is so tight: No such things as and upset

25:33 - Crusader v Reds was the first blowout of 2025 / Will Jordan praise

3201 - Max Jorgensen pops in early

32:50 - Drua upset over the Chiefs / Moana over the Hurricanes

35:01 - Jorgo talks about the win over the Force

36:22 - Jorgo’s dad Peter is a loose unit

37:34 - Six Nations Summation

37:55 - FRANCE V IRELAND REVIEW

42:19 - Jorgo wants to fend Duhan van der Merwe

42:51 - SCOTLAND V WALES REVIEW / A WHAT'S DREWING?

49:11 - ENGLAND V ITALY REVIEW

52:15 - The KOKO Quiz

59:18 - Close of the show

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The second episode you lucky bastards get to sink your teeth into this week will go down in KOKO show history as a ‘Hall Of Fame’ show on every possible level.

We are joined by Rugby Australia’s little engine that can and will, a back rower that tackles like he has rabies and banters beyond his years. Please enjoy the ‘Pest from the West’, the headcase from Hale and the undisputed ‘Peoples Champ’, it is the one and only Carlo Tizzano. This young thoroughbred spends 45 of the best minutes with us talking about the Force in 2025, the upcoming Lions Series, his beef with England’s Tom Curry and the benefits of sleeping with mouth tape on.

Plus, Carlo sticks around to preview all the footy coming up this weekend in both the Super Rugby and the penultimate round of the Six Nations. So drop everything you are doing, get out your dream journal and start taking notes, because Carlo ‘Triple Threat’ Tizzano is a case study you don't want to miss.

It is time for episode 10 of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show - talking about sleeping with mouth tape

01:32 - Carlo talks about his love of MMA

01:55 - Carlo’s intro

03:08 - Carlo talks about his quirks

03:52 - Carlo and Swoop spent some time together at the Mauritius 10’s

07:06 - Carlo’s rugby heroes

08:46 - Carlo talks about how MMA helped his rugby and who he would fight in footy

11:37 - What is Carlo’s full Italian name?

13:36 - Carlo talks about his vlogging and why athletes should do it more

15:03 - How annoying is Nic White at the Force?

16:34 - Carlo Tizzano v Fraser McReight

19:30 - Carlo talks about the Lions Tour

20:44 - How is traveling from Perth?

23:27 - Carlo Tizzano’s favourite cartoon character

24:15 - Bench, start and drop / Deserted Island Questions

27:42 - Carlo talks about his personal form and the form of the Force

30:15 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4 PREVIEW - TAHS V FORCE

31:57 - Carlo talks about being Neurodivergent

35:45 - SUPER RUGBY ROUND 4 PREVIEW CONTINUED

43:07 - SIX NATIONS ROUND 4 PREVIEW - IRELAND V FRANCE

44:37 - SCOTLAND V WALES

45:12 - ENGLAND V ITALY

47:32 - Goodbye to Carlo

49:34 - Close of the show

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In this week’s first spoonful of The KOKO Show you all get treated to a tasty charcuterie board of fine footy yummies. This week the lads decided to do the ‘Superb Rugby Roundup’ a little differently, instead of winding their way through every game one by one, they decided to tackle another cracking week of domestic footy by illuminating their ‘Top 5 Talking points’.

Moreover, with this new found angle and creative direction, the fellas have conjured up some of the best and most beautiful rugby punditry money can buy, as they deep dive on how all the Aussie teams are shaping up after three weeks, as well as establishing a mutual agreement that no Super Rugby team has hit their straps just yet.

Plus, after the boys clean themselves up from that sensual Super Rugby session of common sense, they add to their tally of ‘Locked in Lions’ and finally they finish with a truly edge of your seat installment of the KOKO Quiz.

So sheer your sheep, milk those cows and collect the eggs, because Old MacDonald has a fucking good podcast for you to listen to. It is time for episode nine of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:55 - Introduce the boys

04:33 - What the boys learnt over the weekend

06:13 - Ma’a Nonu returns to Toulon

09:11 - KOKO Fantasy Competition

12:04 - Super Rugby Roundup - ‘KOKO’s Top 5 Takeaways’

12:42 - Biv: The amazing tries in Super Rugby

18:45 - Swoop: Foul play in the Drua v Tahs game

21:28 - Gits: How good are the ‘Finishers’

28:08 - Swoop: Why can't you jump over the ruck to score?

33:25 - Biv: Culture Round was a success and the comp is tight

38:28 - Super W Round 1 Recap

40:06 - KOKO’s LOKO Players of the week

44:24 - The KOKO Quiz

51:50 - The Locked in Lions - Carlo Tizzano crashes the party

55:31 - Carlo Tizzano has beef with Tom Curry

55:51 - Carlo tells the story of how he chipped his tooth

57:17 - Carlo talks about sleeping with mouth tape

59:40 - Close of the show

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For our second succulent slice of KOKO this week the lads get chiefed up about round 3 of the Superb Rugby Season as they lay out all their tips and tricks for the upcoming games, whilst unpacking who they believe is warming into season 2025 nicely.

We know what you are thinking up north, these one eyed southerners wouldn’t know what good rugby was even if it slapped them on the forehead, so just for you we are serving up another smattering of ‘Locked In Lions’.

Finally, the KOKO Crew are bringing back an oldie but a goodie, ‘Dear Drew’ makes its long awaited return and boy does this listener question open up some fresh 2015 Rugby World Cup wounds.

So get out your kleenex and use them as you see fit, because this ep may make you laugh, cry or even slightly aroused.

It is time now for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

00:54 - KOKO’s Lock In Lions

04:11- Super Rugby Round 3 Preview

04:18 - MOANA PASIFIKA V HIGHLANDERS PREVIEW

07:43 - WARATAHS V DRUA PREVIEW

09:22 - CHIEFS V BRUMBIES PREVIEW

10:42 - HURRICANES V BLUES PREVIEW

11:37 - FORCE V REDS PREVIEW

13:29 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read - 15:35

16:31 - Vancouver Sevens Update

17:54 - Dear Drew - 2015 Rugby World Cup question from Mick

29:04 - The KOKO Website

29:28 - Gits is getting a vasectomy and Drew recounts his hip operation

33:38 - Close of the show

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This week on The KOKO Show our first instalment is jam packed wall to wall with the game they play in heaven as we break down all the action from across the Six Nations and Super Rugby. With so much ‘ra ra’ to rummage through we thought it would be sensible to enlist a very special guest to make sense of it all.

Our guest this week is such a big deal in the world of rugby the fact he is on our dinky little show either means there was an administrative error or he is just straight up crazy. This fella is without a doubt one of the best number 10’s in the world, he hates an untidy house, his favourite film is anchorman and boy he can whip up a mean carbonara, so please put your hands together for Mr Finn Russell.

With Finn in toe, we discuss and dissect all the Six Nations action from over the weekend which saw England win back the Calcutta Cup, the Irish down the resilient Welsh and the French flog the abysmal Azzurri. Furthermore, Mr Russell talks about his excitement surrounding the upcoming Lions Tour and he has promised the KOKO Crew a couple of big nights out on him.

Plus, the lads also get silky with a sublime second round of Super Rugby, illuminating all the reasons as to why it is the best domestic competition in the world. So slip on your kilts, pour yourself a Scotch and let the breeze blow between your cheeks, because this show will be a super sensual yet very Scottish sensory overload.

It is time now for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

02:26 - Introduce the boys

04:13 - What the boys would have done if they didn’t play footy

06:52 - KOKO Fantasy Super League Update

08:35 - Six Nations Summation - Introduce Finn Russell

09:03 - ENGLAND V SCOTLAND REVIEW

09:40 - Finn talks about the missed conversion

11:23 - What was said in the Scottish sheds after the game?

12:06 - Finn’s relationship with Gregor Townsend

13:45 - Finn talks about The Lions Series

14:55 - The development of the Scottish attack

18:35 - Is Finn Russell romantic?

20:07 - Finn talks about being a stonemason

21:30 - Finn on his time in France

27:20 - Start, Bench and Drop

28:15 - The Deserted Island question for Finn

29:48 - Finn talks about his weeks off

30:56 - The KOKO Quiz

37:05 - WALES V IRELAND REVIEW

43:26 - ITALY V FRANCE REVIEW

47:24 - The Ovolo Hotels Sponsorship Read

50:45 - Super Rugby Summation: CHIEFS V CRUSADERS REVIEW

52:50 - REDS V MOANA PASIFIKA REVIEW

57:50 - HURRICANES V DRUA REVIEW

01:00:00 - HIGHLANDERS V BLUES REVIEW

01:04:16 - BRUMBIES V FORCE REVIEW

01:11:01 - KOKO’S LOCO Players of the Week

01:12:23 - Close of the show

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In this week's second instalment of what to listen to when you have no will to live, sorry I mean The KOKO Show, we are joined by an extra large special guest. This man is known as the Seven Hills Hulk, the ‘Steifel Tower’ and the ‘bestie Westie’ to ever play footy. So please put your hands together for a man that has captained the Wallabies, played for the Tahs and is currently turning the French Top 14 on its head, it is the one and only Mr Will Skelton.

In this episode The KOKO Crew chop it up big time with Willy discussing everything from his early days in Wallaby Camp all the way through to his desire to play in the upcoming Lions Series.

Plus, we give you guys a preview of the upcoming Six Nations matches as well as who the boys are tipping in round 2 of the Super Rugby Pacific Competition. So stand up tall and slide into a pair of Antoine Dupont endorsed Cuban heels for a few extra inches as we tackle all the big issues with an even bigger Will Skelton, right now on Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES:

00:00 - Start of the show

01:37 - Introduce Will Skelton

03:46 - Will Skelton is not the biggest in his family

05:22 - Will and Drew were put in the Wallabies fat camp

07:59 - Will talks about the gruelling nature of rugby in France

09:25 - Will talks about coming back and playing for the Wallabies

11:19 - Will chats about his coach Ronan O’Gara

17:39 - Will and Kate have welcomed a new baby into their family

18:08 - Will has size 18 feet and he shows the boys his Crocs

19:57 - Will talks about playing with the KOKO boys

23:46 - START, BENCH AND DROP

24:29 - The Island Survival Question

26:28 - Will wants to play in the Lions Series

27:53 - The boys reflect on what Ronan O’Gara could bring to the Wallabies

31:46 - Round 3 Six Nations Preview

37:40 - Round 2 Super Rugby Pacific Predictions

38:33 - KOKO’s Locked in Lions

40:23 - Close of the show

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