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This episode was made by humans (sort of).

In the spirit of International Women's Day, Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite best supporting actress winners.

AI Joseph - it won't let you down after a night of drinking.

Jason gets scorned for his selections from last week's episode.

It's singing. It's not real acting.

Scarlett O'Hara wouldn't have lasted through the civil war and the movie would not have been as good with Joseph and Jason's selection.

Jim confesses some of his boyhood fetishes of Rita Moreno and the Muppets.

The boys praise Allison Janney's great performance of a stinky mother.

One of Meryl Steep's performances comes down to her ability to flinch during confrontations.

"Were you a failure and the one most important relationship in your life?"

Why does a Walter Mathau impression come up so many times in the episode?

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WARNING: This episode has an excess of impersonations.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph list their favorite Supporting Actor winners.

Jim asks the important question of determining the different types of Okies.

Iris: it’s not so much a great movie as it is a preventer of recognition for bad Oscar performances.

It’s the Chicago Rock Way.

Hey Friendo.

Jason cleverly sneaks past the “no complaining” policy of Oscar nominees.

Joseph admits that a little bullying can bring out the best in people.

What actor suffered PTSD from too much cowbell?

How in the hell did a Jimmy Stewart impression make it into this show?

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This episode is MUCH kinder to Chewbacca than Han Solo ever was.

Jason, Jim and Joseph have an enlightened discussion about the best modern black-and-white movies made in the past fifty years.

• Live on the podcast, Jason discovers he is color blind!!!
• A young Cousin Eddie looks more inbred in black and white.
• Joseph makes a pitch to P--- Hub for sponsorship.
• The Big Knockers come through better in black and white.
• Just as wrong as seeing Herman Munster in color.
• Jason accuses Joseph of being an anti-Dentite.
• Jim likes to keep his hands warm.
• George "The Animal" Steele.
• Jim makes an unsolicited plea to reconsider the value of the 1979 "Makin' It" sitcom. (Seriously, does anyone remember "Makin' It"?)
• Why can't a photograph like the iconic Muhammad Ali vs. Sonny Liston shot be taken today?

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This episode has armpit sweat stains.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph get into a heated conversation about some of the sweatiest movies ever made.

Joseph tries to explain the SNL "Weird Year" documentary... sort of?

Jim is a confessed sweaty sleeper.

Lee Cobb is easily the angriest of all the 12 men.

Hoo-ha Al Pacino would have made for a very different Dog Day Afternoon.

Florida may be the sweatiest location to film.

The Nazis had problems too.

Jason has ice cubes to share with Rosie Perez.

Ozzy Nelson doesn't have brothers on his wall.

Why don't more people have Peacock?

What Movie Channel classic had Jim all hot and bothered in middle school?

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This episode doesn't have a boney ass.

Jim, Jason, and Joseph call out some of the worst business characters in movies.

Jason starts out with some subtle power moves.

Joseph's list is based on TPS reports.

Jim's list is based on his impressions.

Jim's first impression sound very similar to the show's introduction narration.

Dabney Coleman doesn't like child daycare or Jim's company while eating a steak.

Jason gives the longest bleeped quotes in the show's history.

Somehow Halloween III makes it on to the show again.

Greed is good, especially when it involves milkshakes.

Good for Polio.

How did this show become about the most obvious character names in movies?

What is the amount of Mortimer Duke's contribution to Christmas tips?

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This episode is one of many TV categories recognized by the show (it's not that big of a deal).

Jason, Jim, and Joseph recollect some of the most memorable television characters of the 1990s.

Jason makes a "pointed" critique against the Friends' studio thermostat.

Jason will not stand for Jim and Joseph breaking the rules.

Joseph has fond memories of ER's nurse Carol Hathaway's cane.

Real Mafia guys don't wear Bermuda shorts.

Dancing babies and unisex bathrooms.

D'oh! Jason didn't read the text about rules for the episode.

The Truth is out there, but Jim and Joseph were not interested.

Did Jim do that? Unfortunately, Jim selects the 90's Gilligan for his list.

What are we going to do today, Brain?

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This episode comes to you in glorious, high-fidelity mono.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph cover the best of Jackson songs that are not from the King of Pop.

The eldest Jackson child finally answered the question to which video game Michael Jackson was singing about in Beat It.
Joseph laments how his currency in weight has doubled like that of a famous rapper.
Jason gives automotive advice of which brand to avoid regardless of its reputation in county songs.
Jim wants everyone to remember Jermaine was the big thing before his younger brother Michael.
Knock, Knock. Guess Who? The Broom Brothers...

Which song makes a classic teenage comedy sex scene seem okay?
What have you done for me lately, Willis?

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This episode should be sponsored by Wahlburgers.

Jason, Jim, and Joseph dive into a deep discussion about the best psychiatrists in movies and television.

Jason performs the best public service announcement for generator care.
You're good enough and people like you.
The only Analrapist makes it on the list.
Joseph likes his psychiatrist to have a refine palate.
Jim demonstrates can't help himself with the Dr. Zachary Smith impressions.

What is going on with Bill Dailey's hands?
What movie does Jason mention that is hated by Joseph's wife.